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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

You’re telling me there are people that think Adrian Brody isn’t an insufferable fool?

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 03/03/2025

He went on a little long here too

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

overcast.fm/AAAlVXVUa3g I could listen to Stanley Tucci talk about the history of Italian food for hours. He also talks about his cancer & its relation to food, something I’m currently incredibly frustrated and angry with A great interview with him on NPR’s bullseye with @jessethorn.bsky.social

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I know I need to eat, but everything is disgusting, or the things I want would destroy me I’m craving Indian, or Thai, or creole. I would probably be disgusted after the first bite though

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

In light of our country's current trajectory, I, George Wallace, hereby confirm that I will never jump and/or fall out of a window. Any such incident should be immediately viewed as some fascist bullshit and whatnot.

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Cameron Barrett @camworld.org · 28/02/2025

JD Vance is incorrect. Zelenskyy thanked our country over and over again for our support during the Biden administration. The only people who think differently are trying to sell you a lie, for reasons that should be obvious.

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Andy Beckerman @andybeckerman.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Did anyone else collect the trading cards for Coppola’s The Conversation when you were a kid?

A real, and totally not photoshopped, Topps trading card for Coppola's The Conversation starring Gene Hackman.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

My brass band? A dirty dozen.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

There’s a new season of Shorsey on Hulu If you never seen it, it’s a wholesome show full of dick jokes and scantly dressed women.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

A doctor’s waiting room should be like a library, quite with perverts jerking off in the corner

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

You’re following 162k people, you don’t need to follow me *blocked*

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Saw my oncologist this morning. He is thrilled about my lab work. Every indicator improved dramatically. Even my fatty liver is back to healthy levels.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

The women across from me at chemo is telling the nurse she takes colloidal silver. Stupid people, as far as the eye can see.

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Gus is convinced there is something right outside that wants to murder us.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I just got invited to my grade school reunion, even though I technically didn’t graduate with them. I was surprised how much of a grudge I still have against the principal and eighth grade teacher that made me switch schools. I hope he’s there 🤬

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Y'all really voted to end the republic? Shit, I woulda lent y'all some damn eggs.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Happy Valentine's Day from Cincinnati

Skyline Chili Sign with an added sign below that can be changed that reads, "BRING IN YOUR VALENTINE FOR A 3 WAY"

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Every time I find a new edible I like the dispensary runs out of them. It’s like the place is run by a bunch of stoners

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

the floor is real brain smoothingly easy game show. This year they have celebrities amongst the crowd they introduced three of them, but then I saw a guy that looked like Dante from clerks and he was wearing a hockey jersey and his first name is Brian. I looked it up and IT IS Brian O’Hallaghan.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

So the Pittsburgh Steelers are in the Aaron Rodgers Chase. As a Bengals fan, this pleases me

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Last night, I had a very vivid dream I’ll spare you most of the details, but it ended with me throwing Jason Schwartzman on the ground and and yelling, “tell your therapist you just got your ass kicked by the stage 4 cancer patient!” I think he represented the spicy nachos I had during the game

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/02/2025

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Snoop desperately trying to save his image.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I knew I hated the chiefs but this game is showing me it’s an even greater hate than I thought.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I wasn’t a coffee mate consumer before and I’m sure as hell not gonna be now

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

With all the hate for Snoop let’s not forget that Ice Cube is also an Anti-Semite

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Is Tom Brady prepping for a role as Skelator?

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

That Patman sketch was awkward AF

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Oh, look, there’s a class action lawsuit against round up for causing non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. I have used it in the past and I’m sure all my neighbors have too.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Listen up whippersnappers, I’m about to give you the secret of how to get everything you want Be kind and polite. It will get you so much more than skills alone I just renewed my handicap placard for one year but the person at the BMV went ahead and stamped it for five, because I am a delight

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Christopher Columbus, not even close.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

My face, especially my ears, are burning up. According to my digital thermometer, I’m a cadaver that’s been dead for at least two hours. I’m not sure which is right, maybe both?

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I hate getting up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and your brain has a thought before you can get back into bed.

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

The new Tig Notaro special (Hello Again, Amazon Prime) is hysterical

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Do you suddenly have a weird question pop into your head that you absolutely have to have an answer for? They do still make blue star ointment (ask for it by name)

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I’m in more trouble than I thought

Ad on the El that reads BlueSky: Your online mental health team

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Chris @cmcmahon.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Watching Zoolander (we need dumb comedies now more than ever) and I forgot how jacked Ben Stiller was (is?).

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Happy Black History Month, bitch. :3

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