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Keith Whamond

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
WSJ: 'The Trump administration’s investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar is aimed at building a case to strip her of her U.S. citizenship and ultimately deport her, according to U.S. officials and other people familiar with the probe'
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Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship
Authorities have subpoenaed members of the Democratic congresswoman’s family as part of a broader look at their immigration paperwork.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
theonion.com/man-who-drin...
Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancerThe Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm Happy I'm Healthy I'm HEI
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NYT is explicitly using 2FA as a punishment to try to upsell existing subscribers.
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Not now, I'll verify again later
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a remarkably silly post. Come on, John, what are you doing?
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I watched it. I admit it. Sick of living in fear. It was worth it, honestly.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This looks like a carjacking. I think any reasonable person would hit the gas.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Phil Hartman was the Bret Hart of SNL. Canadian mainstay on a major US show, not flashy but technically a master and could work classics with anyone. Highly respected, but a bit overshadowed by flashier castmates. Now seen as among the best ever (I’d put them both as #1)
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
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Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you.
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Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker @officehourslive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Phil has officially gone Hollywood... #OfficeHoursLive
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back when Cube was rollin' with Lorenzo in a Benzo I was bangin' with a gang of instrumentals
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026
One thing all New Yorkers can agree on? It’s time to get your flu shot! Go to nyc.gov/healthmap to find all the free locations.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So excited to see everyone joining the #HogwaterChallenge! Soon toilet water will be drinkable again!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026
the man in the drunk castle
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cold open sequence from Skyfall
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're cooked.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sheepishly raises hand*
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at 21 years and 119 days, George Lombard Jr. is the second-youngest player in postseason history with three hits in his postseason debut Only Gregg Jefferies (21y 64d) was younger, 1988 NLCS G1
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow they really got him
Senate Republicans account: UNEARTHED AUDIO: Abdul El-Sayed fought to protect illegals over Michiganders during COVID:

"Undocumented people are among the most vulnerable in our society, particularly during this pandemic... this pandemic has hit undocumented Americans hard."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some things never change.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deja Vu!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/09/2026
A historic milestone for New York’s youngest learners: Universal 2-K is here. Our two-year-olds are ready to learn, explore and build a strong foundation from day one. This is what it looks like when we invest in our kids.
curbed.com
The Look Book Goes to the First Day of Preschool
The city’s universal-2K program launched September 10 as an inaugural class of 2-year-olds joined Friends of Crown Heights Educational Center.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cam Schlittler finishes with a 1.95 ERA, the fourth Yankees' pitcher with a sub-2.00 ERA in a season since ER became an official stat in the AL in 1913 (min. 150 IP), joining: 1978 Ron Guidry 1.74 1943 Spud Chandler 1.64 1914 Ray Caldwell 1.95
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope future generations judge us all for empowering Mark Zuckerberg, the man who only ever had one good idea which was born out of his desire to rank the hotness of women who would never look at him. He really is not the symbol of our times that we want, but he is the one we deserve.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
40+ homer season within first 3 years of MLB career, Yankees history: 2026 Ben Rice: 41 2017 Aaron Judge: 52 1937 Joe DiMaggio: 46
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Fender Stratocaster!
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The demolition is nothing to do with politics. It's a safety and therefore national security issue. It's not up to code. What if the president burns up? What about the King of Norway?"
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Ronald Ziegler @ronziegler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
President Nixon will meet President Xi in New Jersey.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Just go to therapy, bro.
DAVID JIANG, COFOUNDER and CEO of smart glasses company Viture, tells me about how he used to yell at his kid.

His 10-year-old son played tennis. During tournaments, Jiang says he had a habit of shouting and criticizing his son’s mistakes as he played. He wanted to apply pressure to make him succeed—it was the way he’d been taught to raise kids, after all. It made sense.

But then, unprompted, his smart glasses sent him a message. The AI assistant in his company’s newest wearable had picked up on what he was doing, recognized that his behavior wasn’t helpful, and messaged him about what he should do differently. Stop shouting. Stop criticizing. Just be there, be present, and show that you support your son. That worked, Jiang says, and being called out like that has supposedly made him a better father and improved the relationship with his kid, all thanks to his yet-to-be-released Vonder AI glasses.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have found the best solution to finding a bed bug in your home is to promptly sell that home and purchase a new one
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it may just be garden variety greed but i've also been watching LeBron geek out and get deep in golf YouTube the last year. now he's started his own channel. it seems that, more than the $, he just really wants to be an influencer which is a wild thing to want to be as an active nba legend but alas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*the Aristocrats voice* Gavin Newsom!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Justin Sewell @justinsewell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never expected to learn about the juggalos, "finding my people" and ICP vs. the government from CLOWNVIS, but thats why @officehourslive.bsky.social with @timheidecker.bsky.social is worth watching.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole graf is hilarious The film (that I have not seen) “falls short on every dimension”
I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the full testimony it presents. I would love to live in a world in which I could wait, watch the movie, and have a sober debate about its claims.
Unfortunately, the discourse online is not so patient. That's why it's necessary to examine the argument its makers have published, the reporting on which it builds, and the standards by which its allegations should be judged. The film falls short on every dimension.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"we are also looking at pee being stored in the balls"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah I'm not doing that
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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