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Keith Whamond

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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 11m
The cold open sequence from Skyfall
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're cooked.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sheepishly raises hand*
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at 21 years and 119 days, George Lombard Jr. is the second-youngest player in postseason history with three hits in his postseason debut Only Gregg Jefferies (21y 64d) was younger, 1988 NLCS G1
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow they really got him
Senate Republicans account: UNEARTHED AUDIO: Abdul El-Sayed fought to protect illegals over Michiganders during COVID:

"Undocumented people are among the most vulnerable in our society, particularly during this pandemic... this pandemic has hit undocumented Americans hard."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some things never change.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/09/2026
A historic milestone for New York’s youngest learners: Universal 2-K is here. Our two-year-olds are ready to learn, explore and build a strong foundation from day one. This is what it looks like when we invest in our kids.
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The Look Book Goes to the First Day of Preschool
The city’s universal-2K program launched September 10 as an inaugural class of 2-year-olds joined Friends of Crown Heights Educational Center.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cam Schlittler finishes with a 1.95 ERA, the fourth Yankees' pitcher with a sub-2.00 ERA in a season since ER became an official stat in the AL in 1913 (min. 150 IP), joining: 1978 Ron Guidry 1.74 1943 Spud Chandler 1.64 1914 Ray Caldwell 1.95
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope future generations judge us all for empowering Mark Zuckerberg, the man who only ever had one good idea which was born out of his desire to rank the hotness of women who would never look at him. He really is not the symbol of our times that we want, but he is the one we deserve.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
40+ homer season within first 3 years of MLB career, Yankees history: 2026 Ben Rice: 41 2017 Aaron Judge: 52 1937 Joe DiMaggio: 46
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The demolition is nothing to do with politics. It's a safety and therefore national security issue. It's not up to code. What if the president burns up? What about the King of Norway?"
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Ronald Ziegler @ronziegler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
President Nixon will meet President Xi in New Jersey.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Just go to therapy, bro.
DAVID JIANG, COFOUNDER and CEO of smart glasses company Viture, tells me about how he used to yell at his kid.

His 10-year-old son played tennis. During tournaments, Jiang says he had a habit of shouting and criticizing his son’s mistakes as he played. He wanted to apply pressure to make him succeed—it was the way he’d been taught to raise kids, after all. It made sense.

But then, unprompted, his smart glasses sent him a message. The AI assistant in his company’s newest wearable had picked up on what he was doing, recognized that his behavior wasn’t helpful, and messaged him about what he should do differently. Stop shouting. Stop criticizing. Just be there, be present, and show that you support your son. That worked, Jiang says, and being called out like that has supposedly made him a better father and improved the relationship with his kid, all thanks to his yet-to-be-released Vonder AI glasses.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it may just be garden variety greed but i've also been watching LeBron geek out and get deep in golf YouTube the last year. now he's started his own channel. it seems that, more than the $, he just really wants to be an influencer which is a wild thing to want to be as an active nba legend but alas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*the Aristocrats voice* Gavin Newsom!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Justin Sewell @justinsewell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never expected to learn about the juggalos, "finding my people" and ICP vs. the government from CLOWNVIS, but thats why @officehourslive.bsky.social with @timheidecker.bsky.social is worth watching.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole graf is hilarious The film (that I have not seen) “falls short on every dimension”
I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the full testimony it presents. I would love to live in a world in which I could wait, watch the movie, and have a sober debate about its claims.
Unfortunately, the discourse online is not so patient. That's why it's necessary to examine the argument its makers have published, the reporting on which it builds, and the standards by which its allegations should be judged. The film falls short on every dimension.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"we are also looking at pee being stored in the balls"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With Spencer Jones and Aaron Judge, the Yankees are the first MLB team on record with multiple position players 6 ft 7 in or taller in a season
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Solidarity with "People's Magazine."
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is every frigging week at this point.
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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Gilmore. Lincoln, Carl Weathers and an alligator floating above a house waving happily
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lmao
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if only there had been clues
Republicans convention delegates holding “mass deportation now!” signs
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
*sits bolt upright in bed* the opposite of pancakes is pot pies
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@gruber.foo This immersive Yanks broadcast rules. Exactly what Ben has been begging them to do.
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Sam Blum @samblum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NEW: I profiled The Onion's takeover of Infowars. Read to find out how The Onion found itself owning goblinlove dot net, selling gay frog plushies and what it means to subvert the toxic legacy of Alex Jones while building a growing business. www.inc.com/sam-blum/the...
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The Onion's Audacious Plans for Infowars Are Not a Joke
Owner Jeff Lawson, CEO Ben Collins, and comedian Tim Heidecker tell Inc. how they found themselves owning goblinlove.net and selling gay frog plushies, and what it means for the future of 'The Onion.'
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Steve Kovach @stevekovach.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A fun first test for Apple’s new CEO!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A message from network executive Bob Tuna:
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 23/08/2026
The Spaghett is an Aperol spritz, if you replace the Prosecco with the so-called Champagne of Beers, and it’s about as Italian as the marinara-stained character it’s named after. nyti.ms/4zupVVA
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The Spaghett Is Baltimore’s Gift to the World
How the bright-red beer cocktail went from a Charm City special to a worldwide phenomenon.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It was a really fun time!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Explore your favorite tunes with Music.com. With the ability to upload TWO CDs, the possibilities are endless. (Post in partnership with Music.com.)
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John Gruber @gruber.foo · 22/08/2026
A screenshot should capture what you see on your screen.
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How Bluesky and Threads Sneak Their Logos Into iOS Screenshots
Link to: https://timmarinin.net/2026/bluesky-screenshots/
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Keith Whamond @keithwhamond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Apple should just add a feature into macOS Golden Gate where if you double click the TouchID button on a MacBook it'll suspend putting your Mac to sleep when you close the lid. That way Terminal can keep running your Claude Code session and you can walk around with your laptop like a normal person.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
hey look the bros are ok with universal healthcare now
Shane Gillis: "Free healthcare is cool. We should have that. That's not Communism"
Joe Rogan: "You should treat the entire country like it's a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of them and if you have the resources to take care of them? Take care of them. This is the problem with capitalism. This is the reason people turn on all these billionaires"
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