Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026separating the art from the artist (still not listening to Macklemore) 1101
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Going by my inbox I think my university's preferred allocation of effort for me is 1% research, 1% teaching, 1% service, and 97% attending workshops about AI. 1111
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026See this is what an actual good QB posts like 331781195
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In my dreams Enes Kanter sues the WNBA for discrimination to make whatever point he thinks he’s making and at trial they just play footage of him playing defense 140
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Super Frank has lulled Arsenal into a false sense of security. Has them right where we want them. 000
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026we're just normal men 306366952
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"I wish my team would stop signing exclusively children and bring in some seasoned players" *monkey paw curls* 130
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergTom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 21/07/2026as a dad who has also been delayed getting home to Ithaca after a work trip that wasn't a lot of fun (although professionally successful), I greatly enjoyed the Odyssey 227919
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thank god there are no gender studies classes anymore otherwise we might be able to figure out what's going on here. 1886081968
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They used to rig city busses to explode if they went under 50mph. 0182
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026As the country holding 100% of the FIFA peace prizes I think it’s only right that we have more say in disciplinary decisions 060
Reposted by Keith Schnakenbergpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Congratulations to America on 250 years since it separated from Pangaea! 1146939
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The Western conference final is about basketball but the Eastern conference final is about the power of friendship 021
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I think around three fourths of the temptation island cast stormed the capitol 041
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 29/05/2025If Chet Holmgren was a foot shorter he'd work at REI I think 130
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read 9262661567
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 21/05/2025On top of everything else Tottenham has a trophy now. When will this darkness cease? 250
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 19/05/2025hell yeah brother 3583103
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this 14097233174
Reposted by Keith SchnakenbergRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Watching an infinite number of Northwestern women’s lacrosse victories on our recursive video board 31002
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Bet they knew who the pope was gonna be in the first five minutes but they’re in there debating how many of them they’d need to take out one silverback gorilla 1100
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I think it’s time to consider the possibility that he’s being haunted by a spooky girl with a shitload of dolls 1133
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I read the computer science column that everyone is mad about and I don’t agree with all of it but don’t necessarily see why everyone is mad 120
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I could defeat a gorilla with only 5 people if I get to pick the people 110
Reposted by Keith Schnakenbergceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting 17365741074
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Just think of a few more names before you settle on this one 3111
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 23/04/2025“I’d never heard of autism when I was a kid” right you had basically no education yet 141
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Does LeBron have a few more good seasons in him or is he ready to be pope? 010
Keith Schnakenberg @keithschnak.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Jokić plays regular basketball the way I play Little Tikes basketball 120
