Reposted by Keith Longtransylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive" 492949593
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The world’s smartest computer should not be creating new Stanislav Petrovs every week.cnn.comExclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN PoliticsThe episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war 000
Reposted by Keith Longtransylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Love that my 68-year-old father played hooky from work on Monday because he “saw the weather forecast and knew it was a good day to cut the grass” 232
Reposted by Keith LongSaag 900 Turbo @anhedonismbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball 14917176
Reposted by Keith LongMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated 9821124
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026BREAKING: Plums left in icebox have been recalled due to potential exposure to salmonella reports satiated husband. 000
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235893837
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/08/2026so much of this criticism of ai betrays a serious lack of introspection and awareness. have you ever driven a car? rode on a train? sent your kid to school on a bus? congratulations, you’ve used a wheel and axle. i felt like talking about something else in the middle of this post and that’s my right 121401145
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You know he doesn’t have the juice anymore because in 2019 he would’ve had the Great Lakes spell out his name instead of HOMES. 000
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make 451673325
Reposted by Keith LongDavid Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Pitt’s social media team did the Lord’s work with this graphic 335143
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We are building a very funny 3rd place game. Brick by brick. 100
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Someone is going to end with a cleat through the sternum before the ref draws a yellow. 000
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Hats off to the inspired visionary who randomly highlighted parts of the captions. 000
Reposted by Keith LongLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114043392
Reposted by Keith LongHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Putting Dasani into elite athletes midgame has to be a net negative on their performance right 715213
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/06/2026you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles 563640434
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Shoofly pie is the pixy stix of pastries (Lancaster) and Primanti’s sum of the parts are better than the whole (Pittsburgh). 010
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Saving this for when I feel a little under the weather in 2049. 010
Reposted by Keith Longvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/05/2026crazy value for boston. pittsburgh isnt even being subtle about tanking 1417518
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school." 293359510
Reposted by Keith LongMike the Hot Dog Mayor @mayorofoakland.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Asking Oakland running fest runners if they want Malört 1124951
Reposted by Keith LongSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/03/2026The Waffle House Home Run for Kennesaw State 20603136
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I watched the Patriots beat the Goff Rams in this Wendy’s. 000
Reposted by Keith LongJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2026DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS? 652319448
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/02/2026would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors 47122993
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 13/02/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social that time of year again. 1231
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2026if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there 6674261439
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/01/2026this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me 20122582
Reposted by Keith LongMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Beck gonna throw IU one aoon 52128
Reposted by Keith LongJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/01/2026To so many people, this is what the word "America" means. We do not have to let that go away 141483
Reposted by Keith LongBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/01/2026In shmemoriam 1318314
Reposted by Keith LongMicah @rincewind.run · 03/01/2026look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time 413652513
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2025i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit 191399134
Reposted by Keith LongMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/12/2025no surprises in my Sportify Wrapped, but it's good to see some new material crack my top five 5704
Reposted by Keith Longtransylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I could tell this photo was taken in my neck of the woods because these people look like my grandparents doing the only thing my grandparents do outside of the house (eat a pile of slop at 4 pm) 031
Reposted by Keith Longℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal 293626460
Keith Long @keithelong.bsky.social · 02/12/2025They are calling it the Chiblee Effect. @chiblee.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Keith LongNate from 30-30.club @30-30.club · 25/11/2025Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post 10551109
Reposted by Keith LongroBOOtron 🏁🎃 @robotron.blog · 20/11/2025Oh I have plans to blow up the middle two lanes of the parkways and replace them with light rail, and they're gonna hear about it! 1161
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all 704574748
Reposted by Keith Longacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site 2042072
Reposted by Keith LongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/11/2025this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point 141215192
Reposted by Keith Longspookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025hail to Pitt 613923
