iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mork calling Orson, come in Orson!

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I take the very controversial position of... I dont like it when adults are massacred either.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The ratings for college basketball were up both women and men... The ratings for college football are up the national championships ratings are up... What exactly is the Save College Sports Act trying to save again?

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t have time for pessimism. I’m now going straight to nihilism.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I forgot how much I hate watching football in an election year. This might be the year I finally stop watching

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Its National Side Piece Day... Dont forget to treat that certain someone like they're your main. And if you was able to slip away because your main also had plans... Just know, yall both ain't shit

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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If your state has a primary today and you haven't voted, vote.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Top Three Cartoon Mice: Mickey Jerry Slowpoke Rodriguez

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sometimes you just be sitting there and out of nowhere think... Dope Boy, '95 Air Max on!

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My problem is I have poster syndrome. Not imposter syndrome... I know exactly who I am and how fucking great I am.. It's the world that doesn't get it

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Look at us, baby, up all night. tearing our love apart

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I might have to finally finish S3 of Reacher now

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The irony of all this hoopla over The Odyssey is Greeks in America wasn't accepted as white until after WWII so to make something period accurate... You're going to do what?

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Blaming your crime on ai is the new "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

Shot from I think you should leave. Tim Robinson wearing hot dog suit after committing obvious hot dog guy offense saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

If a movie is 3 hours long... There needs to be an intermission.

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Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Two headlines that tell one story: "DOGE is done. What happened to its records?" www.ms.now/opinion/doge... "An estimated 700,000 people have died from DOGE’s U.S.A.I.D. cuts" www.ms.now/opinion/doge...

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

📌Just in case a MAGA in your life is lecturing you about respecting Lindsey Graham and the dead. Have a good day, everybody.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If the founding fathers had cell phones, they would be more protected by rights than our homes

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It was close but mission accomplished

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Next comes the fall? Goeth and whatnot

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 11/06/2026

Guillotine problems require guillotine solutions.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's true. Donald Trump is the *perfect* president to be presiding over the 250th anniversary of the white man's declaration of grievances. :)

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Being an adult is realizing Batman is every bit the villain that Lex Luther is.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I feel like I should take PTO and go back to bed and try again later

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

prequel to Iron Man

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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 21/05/2026

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

quoth the raven: fuck that shit

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

but does their drumbeat match yours

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Burn it all to the ground... All of it

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/05/2026

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

What if adult Penny had to solve the now cold case of who murdered Gadget

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Wait wait wait... Ted Turner was still alive... Like yesterday?

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the 4th Be With You. And to all my Star Wars peeps... You have friends everywhere!

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Businesses that begin and become household names move to the South because the South is 'business friendly'? Oh you mean the same place that thought labor should be perpetually free has a pro business lean huh? Well that's a shocker

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Andor is even better on the rewatch

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I hate that when there is some stress your stomach be like... I should make some acid! No tf you shouldn't... What problem are you even trying to solve right now?

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I don't think anything or anything... But I did just buy a ton of toilet paper and canned goods

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David @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Happy Monday the 13th, kiss a black cat, fold a mirror, read a book under a ladder.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The planet can't deal with different colors of people living across imaginary lines in the ground

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The stupidest part about all this.... We can't even get people to vote that can vote.

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It's April Seriousness Day... We ain't got no time for no foolishness

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

A yooo we gotta cancel fireworks this year... It's too much going on to be guessing if that boom was a firework or not. I'm talking jail time for offenders

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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The most impressive thing Stephen Hawking ever did was cheat on his wife while in the condition he was in. I will not be debating this or taking follow up questions on the matter.

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