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Keegan

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Tax Accountant. U of MN grad. Former BMXer. NASCAR aficionado. MN sports enthusiast, unfortunately. #SFB12

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Keegan @keeg48.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social @arif.bsky.social thanks for the gambling free podcast, it's an important void to fill
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a really great piece - highly recommend for anyone who wants to learn a bit about how defenses approach scrambling QBs
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dallas fucking Turner
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Michelle @michelle275.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
LeBron said “happy 4th you animals“ — let’s think about that shall we?? what is an animal?? ❌ 76ers ❌ Cavs ❌ Thunder ❌ Spurs ✅ Timberwolves
Screenshot of LeBrons instagram story - text says “happy 4th you animals” with a selfie
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/06/2026
Olivia Rodrigo's "worst" album is Sour. Randy Moss numbers
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Chris Hine @christopherhine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
2026 is the year of Olivia. Dean, Rodrigo and Miles
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Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Mike Conley, man. Mike Conley.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Lynx held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and Renee Good ahead of the season opener at Target Center:
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Jaden McDaniels talked maximum shit about the Nuggets — on camera, naming names — and then backed it up with 32 points, 10 rebounds, 0 turnovers, and lockdown defense in a series-clinching win.
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.
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Will @tlmberwolves.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You should have to speak it. "You're not allowed to score on us because of how badly we're losing. Please. We lost so bad. It hurts our feelings."
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Keegan @keeg48.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cannot wait to wake up and watch the press conference clips tomorrow. All time vibes night from the Pups.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
are the timberwolves the greatest basketball team ever assembled???
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“fact-based feeling”
Guy breaking down wall to yell at Ben Shapiro
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%. boltsmag.org/north-caroli...
“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.”

Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tom Homan:
2014 AFC Finalist banner
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Donald Trump, ICE, and CBP retreat defeated from another American city.
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
and wait until you hear how they're reducing class sizes in kindergartens
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my feeling is that if we are going to let AI loose we should start simple and low-risk, like criminal profiling, autonomous driving and medical advice before we let it handle complex tasks
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/02/2026
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This cannot be reformed.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/02/2026
They’re trying to run the Kilmar Abrego Garcia playbook with a five year old boy in a bunny hat because nobody can find peace if they embarrass the Trump administration publicly. Normal people didn’t like it with Garcia and they really aren’t going to like it for Liam.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Ms. Omar, visibly shaken after the assault, insisted to her staff and security that she would continue. She asked for a napkin and told them: "Just give me 10 minutes. I beg you. Please don't let them have the show."
Ms. Omar then turned the crowd. "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand," she said. "We are Minnesota strong, and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us."
Someone in the crowd later thanked Ms.
Omar for staying and continuing after the assault, which had shaken not only her but the entire room.
"I learned at a young age you don't give in to threats," Ms. Omar said.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/01/2026
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tide might be turning. Keep pushing. Keep calling, donating, protesting, all of it. Don’t stop, especially if Trump starts throwing them overboard. Don’t stop until they’re all gone
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/01/2026
Good morning especially to the pop-up leftist supply depot bankrollers who absolutely decimated this within hours. At the end of the day we're going to win for a simple reason: they can't fathom caring about strangers and we do it like breathing. 💕
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Timberwolves Clips @wolvesclips.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
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princess bubblegum 🏳️‍⚧️ @vvv.gay · 25/01/2026
Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
1. I am a resident of the Whittier neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I am over 18 years of age. I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting.
2. On Saturday, January 24, 2026, at about 8:50 am, I was getting ready to go to work when I heard whistles outside. I knew the whistles meant that ICE agents were in the area, so I decided to check it out on my way to work. I've been involved in observing in my community because it is so important to document what ICE is doing to my neighbors. Connecting to your local community and knowing who your neighbors are is something I profoundly value.
3. I drove to Nicollet Ave. and 26th where I could hear the whistles coming from. I turned south onto Nicollet. There were already several ICE agents there and they'd set up a sort of vehicle convoy on Nicollet and 28th. There were also about 15 observers there, recording and observing ICE.
4. I saw ICE agents surrounding cars and punching car windows. I also saw them stopping vehicles further down Nicollet, so I backed up because I didn't feel safe continuing on.
5. I noticed a man sort of acting to help traffic move more smoothly. He helped me find a place to park. I got out with my whistle and my camera. I went over to him and said something like, "I'm going to film and use my whistle."
6. It seemed like most ICE activity was happening a little farther down the street from us, near 27th. Someone was being thrown to the ground.7. I started recording. There was an agent by a car across the street. Two observers were a few feet away from the agent, blowing their whistles. One was wearing a backpack.
8. I and the man who was observing and helping direct traffic were standing in the street. There was a phone in the man's hand recording a video.
9. An agent approached and asked us to back up, so I moved slowly back onto the sidewalk.
10. The man stayed in the street, filming as the other observers I mentioned earlier were being forced backward by another ICE agent threatening them with pepper spray. The man went closer to support them as they got threatened, just with his camera out. I didn't see him reach for or hold a gun.
11. Then the ICE agent shoved one of the other observers to the ground. Then he started pepper spraying all three of them directly in the face and all over. The man with the phone put his hands above his head and the agent sprayed him again and pushed him.
12. Then the man tried to help up the woman the ICE agent had shoved to the ground. The ICE agents just kept spraying. More agents came over and grabbed the man who was still trying to help the woman get up. All three of the observers looked to have been badly affected by the pepper spray. I could feel the pepper spray in my eyes.13. The agents pulled the man on the ground. I didn't see him touch any of them-he wasn't even turned toward them. It didn't look like he was trying to resist, just trying to help the woman up. I didn't see him with a gun. They threw him to the ground. Four or five agents had him on the ground and they just started shooting him. They shot him so many times.
14.1 don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him.
15. The video I recorded of what happened accurately depicts the events leading up to the agents shooting him and several minutes afterwards. The video is attached as Exhibit 1.
16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground.
17. I feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building.
18. I am disgusted and gutted at how they are treating my neighbors and my state. I keep alternating between crying and feeling determined it is important to remember the value of documenting injustice. We show up for the people who need us to bearwitness, because it can't just be one group of people bearing the brunt of their tyranny. This is a struggle to protect our freedom and democracy, those things are on the line. He lost his life for those values.
I declare under penalty of perjury that everything I have stated in this document is true and correct.

Dated and signed on Jan 24, 2026 in Hennepin County, State of Minnesota.
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So Republicans now think carrying a gun means you deserve to be summarily executed by federal troops. Thank goodness that doesn't conflict with anything else they've ever said.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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Christopher Terry @christopherterry.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
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Carin @mrotzie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
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Defector @defector.com · 22/01/2026
How do you justify abducting a child? defector.com/how-do-you-j...
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How Do You Justify Abducting A Child? | Defector
On Tuesday, some number of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents camped out near Liam Conejo Ramos’s home in the Twin Cities suburb of Columbia Heights and waited for him to return with his…
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Dead to Me screenshot of two people in a bar with the CC "Read the room, fucko!"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My governor and federal reps should be holding press confs and going on tv telling people that one of the largest school districts is closed because of a federal gov’t-led ethnic cleansing campaign run by armed, masked goons who are brutalizing citizen observers and disappearing non-white neighbors.
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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