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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖)

@kclouis.bsky.social
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Californian in NYC (by way of NJ). Twin dad 👦🏻👧🏻. Lawyer (mostly dirt and not you). Product of public schools. I do not support Las Vegas or Yolo County sports teams. Free agent baseball fan seeking a new team, but will always be #rootedinoakland

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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I really don’t know how everyone survived zoom school during the pandemic.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Moms have mom bags while dads have coats with huge pockets. Both are solutions to holding kid stuff. There is nothing like retrieving coats from storage and find half-eaten snack from last winter. But the random small bills are always a pleasant surprise.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When I boarded the bus to take the kids to school this morning, the OMNY reader was out of service. Thank you Zohran Mamdani for the free bus ride.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Current mood:
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today, Andrew Cuomo became a waiter at Zohran Mamdani’s table of success.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/09/2025
The Big Ten Conference
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Lionel Hutz: Oh! They got this all screwed up.The automated scorigami skeet, doctored to read: 
"No, scorigami! That score has happened 0 time before."
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
HE IS HOLDING A BAG OF HERR’S SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Next Chinese New Year, I’m giving my kids 🧧 in an open bag of Herr’s sour cream and onion chips. It’s a culture thing.
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Jason '🙉😡🗣😞😐' Cornett @querlvox.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
"Don't you want to work with your hands?!" "I do - it's called 'typing.'"
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The soft racism of the white Left.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Oh gosh, I hope she’s OK.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Me, unsubscribing from Democratic fundraising spam multiple times a day.
Screenshot from Season 2 Episode 10 of Andor showing Luthen Rael saying “Make it stop.”
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Algorithm has turned my Instagram feed into nothing but parenting memes and Hong Kong/Cantonese memes, which are mostly #DLLM. The probability of my kids learning Cantonese swear words is now non-zero. Don’t know what to think of that.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Peak America. Let’s install crappy benches nobody will like because homeless people can’t sleep on them.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
It begs the question of the actual utility of the NYPD when they couldn’t protect a CEO from being murdered in midtown (and couldn’t catch the murderer in one of the most surveilled places in the country) and they couldn’t bother to save a much poorer woman from being burned alive on the subway.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/06/2025
Sac State just landed Billable Hours in the Transfer Portal.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I think we finally found an instance where the guy won.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Using a profile pic from your playing days when you last time you played an inning in the majors was over 20 years ago is Grade A loser behavior.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/06/2025
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“Fight and win” is a blast from the past. Didn’t he do a TV interview with a fake British accent?
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15/06/2025
The fact that civilian leadership understands it can’t rein in the police without having their families physically threatened really is a democratic crisis.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is quite possibly the first time I have felt the desire to move out of Manhattan and raise my kids in a suburb. Can’t fit a ping pong table in our 2bd apartment.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Nothing better than that feeling of solitude when you are watching a youtube video trying to figure out how to fix something.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m only going to rank the red ones.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
People listen to the parable of the Good Samaritan and decide the good guys are the priest, the Levite, but definitely not the Samaritan.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Legend.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We were promised a Civil War. Never thought the “Civil War” would just be messy high school drama.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon Musk rn
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Alina Habba, the lawyer who screwed up so bad in Trump’s in various NY litigation that the only reason why Trump isn’t in a bad spot is because he is the sitting president, is now the interim US Attorney for the District of New Jersey. What a time to be alive.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"
it feels illegal to type this out but it's a screenshot of a tweet with a black and white photo of the JFK assassination and the text "JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this [eyes emoji]"
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Names of all the people I am ranking above Cuomo.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Me. Every time I think about Rutt’s Hut or Dickie Dee’s NJ is an underrated state on the basis of hot dogs alone.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table
Alt: a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table. It took quite an effort to find a U-S-A gif that isn’t some Trump and/or Crypto crap.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I’ve been very keen on patronizing Chinatown businesses run by the “current generation” of Chinatown people. Gentrification is going to happen, cities and neighborhoods change, but I’d rather the gentrification be done by “us” rather than gentrification happening *to us.*
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
On the D Train home with a bunch of Yankee fans slamming Natty Light (flashbacks). Thinking that today’s weather is peak cold-early-season-night-game-at-the-Oakland-Coliseum weather despite being almost Memorials Day in New York (also flashbacks).
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The people who own rentable property, but intentionally keep it vacant aren’t “investors” or “developers.” At best they are slumlords. Actual commercial real estate investors want leased up buildings becasue the value commercial property is based on the strength of the rent roll.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A Republican-controlled state succeeding at housing production & economic growth allows many people to overlook heinous social policies and support Republicans in the same way a Dem-controlled state like NY struggling at housing & econ growth allows many people to overlook good social policies
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
George Washington, as a young British military officer, caused the French and Indian War, by ambushing and killing a French officer carrying a diplomatic message to the British outside of present-day Pittsburgh. The conflict bubbled into the Seven Years War which was the first truly global war.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Need to count up how many units of affordable housing are in the middle of being built right now thanks to the financings I’ve worked on in the past six months.
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Jennifer Maiko Bradshaw @amoralorealis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Can we talk less about structural conditions and get to improving material conditions. The rent is too damn high dude
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
it just seems like "building more buildings" is probably an easier problem to solve than "destroying capitalism". I mean maybe the building thing doesn't work but I feel like if you can't destroy capitalism after we build some more buildings you probably couldn't anyway.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
L E G E N D A R Y
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just realized my go-to bodega breakfast order (sausage egg and cheese on a roll with ketchup and mayo) is essentially a Breakfast Jack. I am the totality of my life’s experiences.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This is why I don’t wear an Apple Watch anymore.
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