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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖)

@kclouis.bsky.social
115 followers 208 following 480 posts

Californian in NYC (by way of NJ). Twin dad 👦🏻👧🏻. Lawyer (mostly dirt and not you). Product of public schools. I do not support Las Vegas or Yolo County sports teams. Free agent baseball fan seeking a new team, but will always be #rootedinoakland

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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Considering this is the same country that thought up “I believe that we will win,” this is an upgrade.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🇺🇸
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The most appropriate thing to post on this Juneteenth.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🇺🇸
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Calling Kristi Noem a sicko fan is a grave insult to us sicko fans.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I really don’t know how everyone survived zoom school during the pandemic.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Moms have mom bags while dads have coats with huge pockets. Both are solutions to holding kid stuff. There is nothing like retrieving coats from storage and find half-eaten snack from last winter. But the random small bills are always a pleasant surprise.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When I boarded the bus to take the kids to school this morning, the OMNY reader was out of service. Thank you Zohran Mamdani for the free bus ride.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Current mood:
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Remember the jumbaco meme?
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I did not know the Broadway/125 McDondalds was back.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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a taco with arms and legs is dancing on a white background
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today, Andrew Cuomo became a waiter at Zohran Mamdani’s table of success.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Big loser energy. Step aside for someone who believes in something and is willing to fight for it.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Just an entrepreneur trying to lower acquisition costs.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.” - Matt Barnes
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
You sure it was only a fart?
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
One eats taylor ham in his bagel breakfast sandwich, the other doesn’t.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m totally OK with observing someone else’s cultural observance because my cultural observance is also a day off from school.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Go Bears.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villian.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
All dads of a certain age have at least a shirsey of their favorite baseball team’s “2nd alternate” which was just a black shirt.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You actually think the police will follow the orders of a Democrat elected official?
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Went to the Chihuly Museum the last I was in Seattle. Left with an appreciation of craftsmanship, but everything just looked the same to me. It’s like AC/DC but sculpture.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Peter Thiel likes Vance, but not shre whether a soul exists there.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Bill, from Schoolhouse Rock, after becoming a law.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Refuse to believe that guy is less than a decade older than me.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We need a better quality of driver, period.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It’s not “abolish the police,” it’s “repeal and replace.”
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Most Exalted Friend of the Sultan of Constantinople.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
His Majesty Eric the First, Supreme Head of the Most Serene City of New York, Mayor of Mayors, President of all Boroughs, Duke of Brooklyn, Viscount of Bergen, Marchioness of Fort Lee, and Lord Protector of New Jersey.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The Lord Mayor of New York City.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
A New York cheesesteak?
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The flag nerds and their rules have ruined flags.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m only worried that an RSVP will open me up to a deluge of emails, texts and phone calls soliciting donations.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The baddest cowboy from Jersey since when Bon Jovi released Wanted Dead or Alive as a single.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Or New Orleans, or LA, or the Bay Area…
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/09/2025
The Big Ten Conference
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You forgot this:
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Always has been.
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Lionel Hutz: Oh! They got this all screwed up.The automated scorigami skeet, doctored to read: 
"No, scorigami! That score has happened 0 time before."
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You forgot to list “entering any city unarmed.”
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
These people aren’t “regular working class Americans” they’re flexing just like people who show off their Rolexes.
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
DOMICILE youtu.be/hfX5Jb2AFHw?...
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Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
YouTube video by TouchedTheAxeIn82
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
CNN with all of their resources couldn’t find a matrimonial attorney to put on TV?
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Kenny Louis (雷嘉霖) @kclouis.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
HE IS HOLDING A BAG OF HERR’S SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS
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