Reposted by What Are PantsJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners?  19045711291
Reposted by What Are PantsOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Blue MAGA: we just can’t understand why DSA and other leftists have any support The people Blue MAGA shills for: 1016831
Reposted by What Are PantsDana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The last time the Knicks won the championship was the year DOJ sued Fred & Donald Trump for racial housing descrimination. 7853299
Reposted by What Are PantsDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week. 7661152597
Reposted by What Are Pantsmy personality is "castlevania" @leokitty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026it's very funny to say that team sports is a unifier because there is nothing on the planet that makes people who do not know each other hate each other more 1750665
Reposted by What Are PantsErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This is literally a private company refusing access to a government official. 5647188
Reposted by What Are PantsJosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 07/06/2026He’s an abuser. He loves forcing himself onto people. 042
Reposted by What Are PantsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026James Dolan has me believing NYPD statements 19939163
Reposted by What Are PantsCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i assumed they'd try and soften us up a bit before jumping directly to this one 261206182
Reposted by What Are Pantskate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight 829152852739
Reposted by What Are PantsGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot. 345152583
Reposted by What Are PantsUncle Dana @danahorsewoman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026gina carano getting sent to the shadow realm in 17 seconds the weekend before the mandalorian movie comes out is extremely funny 253196
Reposted by What Are PantsIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse 26757601576
Reposted by What Are PantsA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I honestly hope at least 90% of currently elected Democrats lose their jobs the next available chance in favor of people who actually believe power can be used to shape needed change for the people they're allegedly meant to represent. It's our only hope. 343058616
Reposted by What Are PantsBen Ross @benross.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them” 92968212
Reposted by What Are PantsRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/20262026 basically 3024088410870
Reposted by What Are PantsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Every guy who has confronted teens protesting ICE has completely embarrassed themselves. But even I didn’t think pissing your pants in public was possible. 1729853
Reposted by What Are PantsMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 17/02/2026If Trump's seizure of Venezuela's oil is simply "diplomacy," so were Bonnie and Clyde's visits to banks. 291134268
Reposted by What Are PantsJosh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The wise man bowed his head and said, “there’s actually zero difference between shooting citizens & exercising a fundamental right. You imbecile. You fucking moron.” 2655107
What Are Pants @kbreinig.bsky.social · 09/02/2026That shit was entertaining af & I understood like 10 words 000
Reposted by What Are Pantsandy™ @andylevy.net · 09/02/2026two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed 6545106
Reposted by What Are PantsScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Among the simple, routine things that CBS News didn't do was consult a physician. That helps mark the boundary between journalism and propaganda. Bari Weiss is decidedly in the latter category. 417860
Reposted by What Are PantsEzra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This could be the unified Dem position. It is wildly popular. Puts the regime on defense on two fronts at the same time. Good policy, good politics. 6542451192
Reposted by What Are PantsDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The actual story is that a family of American citizens trying to evacuate from a neighborhood that ICE had made unsafe, and then ICE tossed munitions into the car, causing three kids to be hospitalized and a six month old to stop breathing. DHS called the family “radical agitators” 12665682641
Reposted by What Are PantsMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The most impressive thing about Bari is her ability to violate ethical principles while indignantly claiming to defend them. 763726503
Reposted by What Are PantsPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them. 483442752
Reposted by What Are PantsMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 03/12/2025MSNBC (1938): Hitler takes a different view on Jews. 301125279
Reposted by What Are PantsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Thread about an actual drug smuggler who’s about to be pardoned by Trump 441151439
Reposted by What Are PantsAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/11/2025When troops are deployed overseas in places they absolutely should not be because of a warmonger ass president, and they are killed by someone who acted on their own accord, we typically don’t have a problem blaming the U.S. commander in chief 211486308
Reposted by What Are PantsKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked 8343491289
Reposted by What Are Pants🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Dana should have not screwed fighters . They got any person with sense not wanting this 2152
Reposted by What Are PantsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Please do *not* circulate this story that the NC GOP does not want circulated. Please, they have threatened you nicely, please. 10671433
Reposted by What Are PantsNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/08/2025How can Democratic candidates win special elections with 22 point swings while the Democratic Party has such low approval ratings? The answer isn’t hard to figure out. And it’s not because voters think national Democrats are doing too much and going too far in opposition to Trump’s abuses. 1849572
Reposted by What Are PantsJoe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 27/08/2025There are two political conversations underway. There's the inside-the-DC bubble with lots of fretting by Dem strategists accompained by pessimistic reporting from the savvy media then, there are the results playing out across the country the results matter way more than the punditry 8844199
Reposted by What Are PantsBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 27/08/2025oh shit, a state prosecutor may actually do the thing 863588731
Reposted by What Are Pants𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 22/06/2025He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense. 11055007814584
Reposted by What Are PantsDavid Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Not long ago, MAGA would have said you're supposed to shoot masked guys in keffiyehs who attack you on the street and try to abduct you. Hell, they even screamed "terrorist scarf" and threatened to boycott when Rachel Ray wore a keffiyeh-inspired wrap in a Dunkin' Donuts ad! 27416132
Reposted by What Are Pantsandy™ @andylevy.net · 20/06/2025yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists 16278191402
Reposted by What Are PantsOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I want the people who have told me since 2017 that some magical military man would stop Trump from launching a nuke to see footage like this 1425965
Reposted by What Are PantsMike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 10/06/2025One of the memes on the left is about how cops can contain one 1000 person march but not ten 100 person marches and honestly just having *two* marches in the same city a small distance away from each other can debilitate a police force 330483
Reposted by What Are PantsDante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025People need to go to jail for this, and Dems need to be out there saying that people need to go to jail for this 11672243
Reposted by What Are PantsGod @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2025Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not. 23034883814920
Reposted by What Are Pantssteven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 07/06/2025If they use the Insurrection Act to crack down on protests, they're likely to spur an actual insurrection. That would not be good for anyone. 2650284
Reposted by What Are PantsKevin Reuning @reuning.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Again, putting everything else aside, did you see what Musk did in Wisconsin? 1748
Reposted by What Are PantsElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 07/06/2025The fact that Dems don’t use this as a culture war weapon is crazy and my personal theory is that they’re worried about how it would also affect Bill Clinton 1641622212
Reposted by What Are Pantssteven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 07/06/2025We've learned nothing 8634835
