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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon

@kaylaofcleves.bsky.social
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Vaguely shambolic, mercenary cheerleader, wearer of big socks. Granadaland. After Eights are my jam. Nationalise all water and energy companies. Get Jason Statham in all the films.

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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12h
@gallaethamatt.bsky.social He’s heard us and is back.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This could be Spurs, but we played you off the pitch. If only we could score. Commiserations though. I’ve been there watching a team look as if doing the job they are paid vast amounts to do is too much trouble.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well, I spoke to Jemima and she said that Rufus never asks her to choccy scoffy and that if any old Seb, Tarquin or Jonty asked darling Freya to choccy scoffy he’d sue him before getting the shotgun. What do you think about that, Barnaby?
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He looks pure Doncaster.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Take me to the river 🎶
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imagine his shock.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Was it him who claimed he was in a proper “old fashioned” rough arse pub when he was clearly in what seemed to be a fairly nice restaurant?
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Videos you can smell. I remember the time he had his Partridge style meltdown. Post after post of rambling nonsense.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remembered Weetman and then sadly remembered Paul Joseph Watson and his crusty maps under the stairs in his Mam’s house exists.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frances and her many, totally legit, not at all up made to try and not look clueless, degrees.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What an absolute set of bastards
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Number million of things I will judge people for because I am petty. Someone older than me, and I am middle aged, has just called a trolley a cart.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mr Brightside is bad enough but fucking hell.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching Match of the Day on catchup. How the fuck did Shaw not get sent off too? I hope next time he’s out on Deansgate he falls over and looks like a tit. Yes I am that petty. #coys
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I genuinely thought that vets would be more creative. They’ve surely got time to think of better insults waiting for Mr Fluffy, Rover and Thumper to come round from anaesthetics.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve just checked the score. This is pure Spurs. We might be bobbins but we are never boring. #coys
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fbpe are something else. Lord above, what sort of questions is that?
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a little cry in a dark room in work today. It has been utterly shambolic all week. We deserve a good week.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel you. This week has been horrific. Get yourself a treat. Get all the treats you need.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does America know that food hygiene standards exist and that you can, in fact, eat food without shitting your insides out?
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolute dog shit song.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Banned from Facebook is my fate.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went shopping yesterday and bought butter. It’s hardly like he’s sourcing a fucking dodo is it?
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shockingly, I appreciate the value of indoor plumbing.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds horrific. I’m glad I missed it.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got one a few days ago. Straight to blocks Julie went.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May your recovery be speedy.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10/10 pop banger.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same. The shame when someone turns up unannounced and the place is a tip.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It looks like it could take an eye or tooth out if she danced a bit too much.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This song is now my “found out about something on Bluesky” memory association.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely. They’re giving it large.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The amount of news I’ve found out by being on here with people doing sex bomb rhymes about it is staggering. #totp
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social he’s here on my telly.
Tom Jones doing sex bomb
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For Christ’s sake. Song aside, what the fuck is he wearing? Looks like someone’s Dad will come in fuming that someone’s nicked his car waxing rags #totp
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no recollection of this and thank god. What is this? Early 00s fashion update though in all three of these tops and belts on display. #totp
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alive by Pearl Jam is on this radio station and I can understand three words in 50 from Eddie Vedder.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Especially the prudishness around a woman singing it. Stone cold classic. I was listening to it this morning.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would not have had ‘Niko from GTA IV becomes a style icon’ on my 2026 bingo card but here we are.
Niko from GTA IV being bang on trend wearing a polo neck, cream trackie top and one of them brown leather jacket old fellas selling tea towels and toilet rolls down the market  used to have all at once. He’s pulling on fingerless gloves too and looking mardy. Modern male fashion apparently.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this is the first I’ve seen or heard of this twat and he has made my already shit day even worse. What a fucking dickhead.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking at what everyone else is having and I am jealous but the shitshow that was today will not allow for cooking. Seriously it has been one of those days where “what the fuck” has been my most common thought.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pizza. I am cooking nothing after the day I’ve had.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes people have just got to be told to stop being a prick, that includes kids.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to rewatch it. Especially as it pulls off what is so rare for a show in that it has a really good ending. My favourite Philip disguise whas when he looked like Bobby Gillespie.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new lyrics I will be singing whenever I hear Bohemian Rhapsody from now on. Totally understandable when she’d be very very frightening too.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair that was not much different to the plot of some episodes of The Americans.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When this whole discourse began I genuinely thought that Tik Tok had chosen as Texas song and it was everywhere again. My main thought about Texas was they were my Mum’s favourite band for a while purely because they had Alan Rickman in a video. Can’t be bothered looking up what video though.
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Kaylaaaaaaaooooooo at the moon @kaylaofcleves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Bryan Adams song, fuck me. He should be up in front of The Hague for inflicting that on us for weeks on end. And, unlike that Texas song, there was no escape it was fucking everywhere.
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