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Kashana

@kashana.blacksky.app
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TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife. Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 kashanacauley.com

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12h
The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf.
“Written for Television by ZOE KAZAN & ALEXANDER CHEE” in white letters against the black tv screen.A tv still of Mike Faist, Christopher Abbott and Florence Pugh. White text in a San serif font reads “This East of Eden, adapted primarily by Zoe Kazan-Alexander Chee co-wrote a key midseason episode-with Garth Davis directing, is rich, morally complex and packed with memorable performances."
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Never let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
i need gmail to stop automatically marking all of my conversations as important none of my conversations are important
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The new track is called “guess what? We’re white”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to the grand reopening of the African American Civil War museum this week and the timing is just right — its mission to preserve Black history is more relevant now than ever
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The African American Civil War Museum Reopens To Honor The Black Soldiers Who Changed History
The museum recently held its grand reopening in Washington’s historic U Street Corridor.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know that's it's only October but the 10 year anniversary of Yahoo's, uh, [B]igger Navy post is January 5 and we need to make preparations now
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven’t read the short story The Feminist from @tonytula.com’s short story collection Rejection, I think now is a great time to read it www.nplusonemag.com/issue-35/fic...
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The Feminist | Tony Tulathimutte
His friends, mostly female, told him he was refreshingly attentive and trustworthy for a boy. Meanwhile he is grateful for the knowledge that female was best used as an adjective, that sexism harms me...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
Everyday The Internet introduces me to a new white man that avoids therapy at all costs
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A dickfront is brewing
Spc day one categorical outlook looks like a penis with the tip in MN and the balls in the SW US.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.
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Sade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s been darkly amusing watching people deal with the fact that Trump actually had not imposed a permanent change to our culture and politics that would allow them to be their worst selves without friction. Some are doubling down, hence the neighborhood bar fascination, and others are pivoting hard
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 28/09/2026
Today is my birthday! Please buy my books, I'm so broke
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Enjoying the “illegal demonstration” call against the commanders, which makes it sound like they’re on the field campaigning for civil rights
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
BUT THE TRANS CHILDREN ARE PLAYING CHESS!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
You, weak, bringing an iced coffee to an interview Me, strong, answering the first question right as the beat kicks in and singing “it’s time for the percolator”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Wrecking the universe by walking into a job interview with three iced coffees
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carefully laying out a row of these tiki glasses and unrolling my mixology set before saying a word to the interviewer
Festive and colorful ceramic tiki glasses
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026
Heard the phrase “size gap relationship” Today… i wanna know how to leave a group chat
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Fraud these days mostly seems to be existing while non-white. I fraudulently woke up this morning. I just took a fraudulent walk down the street.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
They’re lucky a lot of people accepted DEI instead of revenge
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Arby’s voice: “thieves: we have the meats”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
As a fan of revenge novels, I really enjoyed Marlon James’ novel The Disappearers, which feels like a personal quest for revenge among its narrators and a bigger revenge against homophobic Jamaica. (Also the prose is amazing) Glad it got longlisted for the national book award.
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 22/09/2026
I showed this to a friend and she said "the only organ that seeks to understand itself" and that's too deep for me, I'm going to bed
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
They get washed, fed, a sixteen slide PowerPoint presentation on how to raid people’s garbage
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Man’s running for president on a get rid of the jobs platform
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Fifth third bank is my favorite bank that can’t do math
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Looking forward to new classic movies like birth of a nation 7
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 20/09/2026
Holy smokes I fuckin' did it. As promised, I hard launched before Yom Kippur, with hours to spare! I am going to take a nap.
soraya.press
Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself
Look at me. I’m the publisher now.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 20/09/2026
A meme featuring the character Geordi La Forge (as played by the actor LeVar Burton), chief engineer of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701(D), gesturing to reject one suggestion and approve another. 

The rejected suggestion: 'We Shall Overcome'

The approved suggestion: '… I Shall Overcome?'
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone should make a movie called “nazis getting shot in the face.” and that’s all it is. $1 billion domestic box office
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Periplus, a mentorship collective serving US-based early-career writers of color, is now accepting applications for our 2027 class of fellows! Apply by Oct. 11: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... You can learn more about Periplus (including fellowship eligibility requirements) at bit.ly/periplusfaq
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s going to be really funny when this is all over and all these companies are like oh, that hate campaign we ran against you for years? Yeah, we were just kidding
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Can’t say I’m a fan of the converse lynch 7s
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
The FBI: stick to goats
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I learned this week that the New York Times was founded 175 years ago. There is a useful set of pieces floating around on this for journalism history buffs. But what struck me is that means the Times was founded 25 years *after* the black press which will celebrate its 200th birthday in a few months
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Somebody brings their dog into the office and work comes to a standstill while everyone waits to see where this is going
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TWELVE EPISODES?!?!?!?!?!
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