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Karl 🏳️‍🌈

@karu1402.bsky.social
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feat. cats, gayming, music, politics, planes, trains, boats, cars, food,⚽,🏏, F1 and other nerdery Est: MCMXCI #YNWA 📍Birmingham

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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 2h
Told myself, after multiple disappointing purchases recently from asos around unreliable sizing, fit and items not resembling the photos, I wouldn't buy from them again. BUT I need new white socks so
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 3h
I'm unable to click anything within any Explorer window on my laptop. Touch pad works fine and it operates normally in any non-Windows app. Probably Copilot related. Every day is a battle against further enshittification 🤭
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 4h
Which makes it all the stranger that Labour even try. No matter what they do they will never, ever, win this game. But they're obsessed with it rather than focusing on what it CAN do to win votes
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 4h
They're polling eight points lower than their general election result, which was itself the worst in their entire history, their leader couldn't explain the big defense policy they opened conference with, none of their big new tax cuts are funded, and yet it's still covered as a triumph
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4h
is this Moby Dick?
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first banana after a period of abstention always hits different. 🍌
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just use an "AI" chat bot to try and close a bank account (I couldn't find an option to do this manually, probably by design). The chat bot failed to understand. Hard to tell if this is deliberate programming or just bad AI. Either way, my resolve has hardened 😤
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Government kicking the can down the road? I'm shocked. SHOCKED I TE- etc etc
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally we get the real start then! Praise be to Sacrificial Bottas #F1 #BahrainGP
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need more Max vs Kimi #F1 #BahrainGP
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari's literal inability to make any correct decisions at all needs to be studied 😂 #BahrainGP #F1
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pfft I've forced myself awake (in body if not I mind) to watch the rain #BahrainGP
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 03/10/2026
Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appearing to chat to a gull
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The problem with marmalade is that two slices of bread and marmalade is never enough. I need 8.
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Kathy Hopper @anfieldkathy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The year is 2046 and Fernando Alonso has just signed a new 5 year contract for Aston Martin #F1
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on Kimi! #BahrainGP
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well I'm up, this quali better be worth it! #f1
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who radicalised him? news.met.police.uk/news/man-jai...
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Man jailed for 15 years over ULEZ camera explosion
Kevin Rees, aged 63, was sentenced at the Old Bailey on Friday, 2 October.
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Kate @rebelraising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would watch the comedy caper series of Maya Jama doing increasingly extreme crimes to get her idiot uncle Richard out of the trouble (with the Mob?) that his big mouth got him into #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love that shirt though 😭
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
James Blunt is giving me posh, middle aged lesbian #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Celebrity Traitors writers room] Writer 1: so for this episode...should we do...coff Writer 2: coffins again I was just about to say that. People can't get enough of the coffins
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Mark Byrne @markobroin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
James Blunt genuinely looks like Princess Ann, a tough look to land
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way you don't know which side the FA is on from this headline says much 💀
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
morning
This Ul still looks better than half the apps today.

Gothic Baroque moment of Ul design
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BASTARDS #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah here we go, the straw clutching has started. Poor Julie 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you're Richard E Grant you can say anything 😅
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the more time Jerry Hall spends outside, the more she becomes an old woman at the bus stop #CelebrityTraitors
Jerry Hall whispering "well this is taking forever"
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That grave stone better be at Queen's Heath Pride next year #CelebrityTraitors
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Mike 🏳️‍🌈 @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being buried alive should be a walk in the park for someone who regularly saw Rupert Murdoch naked #TheTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This looks like you've paid two year 10s to pretend to be your parents at parents evening #CelebrityTraitors
Bella Ramsey and James Acaster grilling Richard Grant
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAHAHAHA the round table is going to be hilarious #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the fuck is Joe Lycett wearing #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
two jameses and they're both NPCs 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worst traitor yet 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bullshit. They're not investing here fir philanthropic reasons, they're investing because UK assets are cheap, and they will continue to be so they will continue to do so
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, *you* accidentally printed the whole of a 3800 page Excel spreadsheet instead of the 12 lines intended 🤭
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drinking Diet Coke (rather than Coke Zero), living my best 80s life
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best part of drinking is the new friends you make along the way.
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should, then throw him under the bus. Give the Faithful an early peace offering then recruit a real traitor and start causing chaos
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No Amol, you’re not that “nice warm guy on the news”, you’re a Twat #TheTraitors
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fell asleep listening to Amol's "plea" #CelebrityTraitors
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the correct face to make when you here James Blunt talk about buttering his nipples
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Karl 🏳️‍🌈 @karu1402.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't they both be murdered #CelebrityTraitors
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Harry @secretfox23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp on the only show in years he can't literally be murdered on yet the most paranoid #CelebrityTraitors
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mkmswain.bsky.social @mkmswain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How long before someone offers Ross Kemp a crisp and he decks them #celebritytraitors
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