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Chiv

@finnbarm.bsky.social
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Salty left handed slag. Big into Trade Unions, Pokémon, cooking, and egging Wes Streeting.

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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 15h
IWGB got their renter mob making noise outside work, but why a Friday??? University corridor of power is always dark on a Friday.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't post anything from the gig last night because the lads smashing the bags in front of me were SO LOUD you can hear them in all videos I recorded.💀
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah I must have jumped when I got my flu job as the nurse apologised, but I was just cold from the brisk cycle so it was all a shock.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screenshot of Patrick Moore as Gamesmaster with a speech bubble like he's saying the quoted post.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty sure I got a contact high cycling past the person smoking weed in the park just now. WAKE AND BAKE GIRLIES.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aldi not allowed to sell booze until 08:00. Lads it’s a £11.99 Vouvray. I’m not going to be downing that before work. 😭
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigella on bake-off is just perfection.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Kylie AFL megmix. It’s healed me.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manchester giving me rain as we are leaving. The true Manchester experience.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s nice to be going to Homobloc in weather that’s not 6 degrees and rain.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nah. How does this Airbnb not have anything to brew coffee with?? The ghetto.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm running the Red Run for @positiveeast.bsky.social again this year! Everyone has been so generous in past years and it's always been so heartwarming when I'm running around the park in the cold! Please donate if you can 🥹 www.justgiving.com/page/philip-...
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Pip does the Red Run 26!
Help Philip Ford raise money to support Positive East
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If people don’t want to click through.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is soooooo hard. My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/7b9...
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My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Townfall not playable on SteamDeck.
A dirty giant Pikachu costume face planting on the floor surrounded by hailstones.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cooking cumin lamb for dinner, we are so back.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arian Nik can fold me into a pretzel and throw me into the canal afterwards, and I would thank him.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Partly my fault for wearing shorts and a tee to work but why is the aircon set to blasting an article breeze while in September?
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got some old glass bottles that had lemonade and cherryade in them, and now my lemonade syrup lives in them. (Not pictured the cherryade one as the labels came off during the cleaning and sterilisation process)
Glass bottle from a French lemonade brand. Glass bottle with a white ceramic top, orange seal, and faded yellow label that reads 1930 citron. Bottle is held up against a white wall.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pokémon scalpers upset because there’s enough 30th anniversary stock for everyone so they fucked.
Smug mediaeval cat with my eyes.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone just dropped the toilet seat and the noise was so piercing it set off my tinnitus. 🫨
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just found out my dad smoked rollies with no filter or roach. RAW TOBACCO ON HIS LIPS.
Weird hairy creature with snaggle teeth looking horrified. Create is looking out of the snow.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been trying to grow my moustache out, but _everything_ gets caught in it and I’m so closed to going back to short and clipped. I think my dreams of a young Mark Twain style tache are going to have to retire.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone left their old bike in the free to a good home spot, and no one had taken it yet. Damn it was be bad if even the thieves haven’t taken it. 😭
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a nap at midday because I was a lunatic and went for a 08:00 sauna after going to bed at 1am.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DJing at a birthday (4 way joint birthday) and thinking of ending on this as a little troll for the Greek and Cypriot one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0g...
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Kriti Kerkira Ke Nio (Je T' Aime Un Peu Trop)
YouTube video by Themis Adamantidis - Topic
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Emma Jacobs @emmavj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol www.ft.com/content/65f4... Ozempic confidential: men share their experience of GLP-1s
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got an air quality monitor (temporarily) and quite stressful when it 6 red dots out 6 dots and everything on the data set is telling you get out you are going to die but you can’t work out what the issue is.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Could hear my dog barking from road, and it was definitely I have seen a cat bark.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feeling a bit out of the loop on news only just finding out Bonnie Greer died this week. Weirdly little fanfare from places I would have expected. Very sad news. A great arguer.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good for them requesting Senior Managers in more than normal staff, because the way managers behave under WFH is wild to me. You are paid to module appropriate behaviour, and yet the ones never in so no wonder other stuff don't bother. www.ft.com/content/ca55...
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Barclays hit by staff backlash over return-to-office rules
Push for bank to grant exemptions for employees with longer commutes and one-off payments to cover rise in workers’ costs
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I look like such a neek cycling in my waterproof, and the amount I Jed up sweating I might have not bothered. 😭
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Sam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They’re going to be so disappointed when nobody comes.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In water is wet news, Lemon Curd in your porridge SLAPS.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very funny losing your staff card and you having to pay for a new one, maybe I just won't work because I can’t get in. How about THAT
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a Smeg gifted collab with one of my favourite chefs.
Sad cat with a human face.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My DND group are rescheduling our next session and we’ve been on our campaign for 19 months now and we are still on chapter three. I’m never finishing it am I?
Fluffy white dog looking very tired. Brown paneling background behind them.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
74£ return to Manchester with two weeks notice. 45£ if you have an hour change. Ffs.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally, another reason to hate Ed Sheeran
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big Walk is soooo cute and silly. Had a jigsaw moment and the four of us so panicked we had bricked the game. But it was all fine in the end.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good lord it is humid in London. I have overdressed, swamp city.
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy 3 years to when we started to ruin Kieran’s life
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rain on a caravan roof very soothing but also makes it sound 100 times worse than it was. Felt like we were being battered but it was a light rain.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is nice being in a small town and there being access to a lot of farm shops that aren’t overcharging you because it is simply called a farm shop.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This might be very who cares but Cinthie and Laktui commenting positive stuff on Salute’s post about his All Night Long in LA is just. LEGENDS SUPPORTING ARTISTS. 😭🥹
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Catching a 0715 train to the seaside and I have regrets.
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What did you call me?
Photo of the self checkout with something that almost reads cunt. 

It reads WR ESS CNUT MILK
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Chiv @finnbarm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another friend has a keychron keyboard and I am again considering getting one for no real reason (I wfh 1 day a week).
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