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Sean Alexander

@stickmansean.bsky.social
171 followers 123 following 2.6K posts

30 something Aussie in London. Found on sticks. Fake nerd, Lego, faith, wine and shiny tech things.

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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 2h
Popping to the Pokémon shop if anyone needs anything.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 16h
I really need to find a speedrun of last years drag race before Friday 😬
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lift tax.
Seans reflection in the lift mirror. He’s wearing a black puffy jacket and khaki shorts. In his left hand is a black walking crutch and an orange iPhone in his right. Stop his head is a faded black backwards cap and sunglasses.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waggas. Truly gone too far this time.
iPhone notification from waggamammas 

fish + chips, anyone?
the fish + chips ramen is here
making waves, with a curry sauce broth and crushed edamame in place of mushy peas come try it!
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leaving the house without a hat and feeling very naked.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck fuck fuck fucccccccck fuck
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scrolling LinkedIn for the DICE engineer who can be bribed into making tickets appear
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Name a sadder sight, I’ll wait.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunset ciders to start the drinking for @theliamcooke.bsky.social’s bufday
A tin of inches cider, and JBO speaker on a bench in the park. A treeline with a sunset in the background.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it naptime yet?
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turning the shower heat up by one.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who read the seat map wrong a booked a seat at the front of the room?
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vapes really are the new printers.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shoreditch/&adjacent pubs for Sunday roast recommendations please and thanks.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
East London can be pretty if you try hard enough yes.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes Citymapper, just let me walk over the river to the tube stations
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Mitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd.
static.klipy.com
Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Find yourself a boy who will uber you Maccas even if he’s not ~available~
Two brown paper bags from McDonald with mcdelivery toppers
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You could change the word “party” in Troye Sivan’s song “Party” to “tinnies” and you get a song about British drinking culture Tinnies in the park Tinnies in the bush Tinnies under the bridge Tinnies at the restaurant Tinnies in the day Tinnies at my house Tinnies on the way to the tinnies at the
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Already the most watched live tv event of anything this year (excluding sports)
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September had good new music yes.
Apple Music replay 
Top artists 
Bradley Simpson
ABBA
Carly Rae Jepsen 

Top songs 
Favourite band - Bradley Simpson 
party Troye 
funny feeling Benjamin Ingrosso
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best part of drinking is the new friends you make along the way.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walking past GDK and getting Sainsbury’s cookies. ✨personal growth✨
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m waaaaaaaaay too cute to be lonely 🎶
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do we rust an uber driver who says to swap the drop offs to save money? N/N
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What’s rarer : A : restaurant in London that doesn’t automatically add service to the bill and the etf didn’t promt for it Or B ; Fucking unicorns
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fml
2 black sambuca shots on a bar
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drunk Popeyes for tube home two nights in a row? Sugardaddy come thru.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t hate this shirt so much when a jacket covers most of it.
Sean in the mirror, wearing a dark blue and white striped shirt. A navy blue jacket also. There is the standard khaki shorts, orange iPhone and left hand making a peace symbol. He’s very bald and you can see the patches from shaving on one side
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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 26/09/2026
protect the dolls
TRANS FOLKS
TAKING THE FALL FOR MALE VIOLENCE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
INJUSTICES OF OUR TIME
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who’s a happy boy with a bag of fried chicken? Yes it’s me.
Sean holding a Popeyes chicken brown paper bag with orange text and logo.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a very very full Lizzie and I’m not here for a standing journey.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A day late but. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Heart of the beat 1*
Transformers the movie 2*
Bad apples 4 * 
De Gaulle libertie 3*
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 busses home? Feels sub optimal.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s on the Smirnoff ice. Send help.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marvel love to hype a post credit scene that goes for 3 seconds.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When plugging phone in at bedtime gives him the ick because thats an old person thing to do
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the NDA won’t let you tweet for another hour still.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shit. Bestie is *busy* tomorrow so I need someone else to keep me stable. Dms are open.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spotify be like nah try yourself.
Sorry you’ll have to guess the lyrics on a red background
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it too early to go back to bed? (&cry)
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How bad can it be?
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am too sober for tonight. Send wine.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Took the risk to do the train swap and oh boy was it the wrong choice.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is it still only Wednesday?
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Lizzie running no stops to Paddington is interesting.
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SL bus is much less of an express bus when there’s post work traffic 🫠
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Sean Alexander @stickmansean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cooking dinner at 3:30. Who even am I?
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