KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Cause that’s what you get when Pootie Tang raised you. Or whatever Macklemore said 000
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 30/03/2026We all know the worst thing that can happen is sneezing right after you've eaten a bowl of Mini Wheats, right? 021
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026sorry, love, I’ve done a complete 900 - Tony Hawk asking for a divorce 020
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Gonna tell my kids this was Sifl & Olly 000
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Vin Diesel does intermittent furiousing 010
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Would you like to spend $45 to ensure there are no snakes on the plane? - Sprit Airlines 000
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026My algorithm is giving me a lot of “flirty over 40” content. Two things that I do not wish to be. 030
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025No overnight parking at the rest stop. You can rest there, but like, not too much. 020
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsZippo @handle.invalid · 15/12/2025*Mission Impossible theme music intensifies* 1298
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Me: Merry Christmas! *a mob descends* 020
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir. 712325520
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/12/2025[being blasted out of a cannon] me: hell yeah i can't wait to rip through a soldier's torso [i land safely into a circus net] me: this is cool too though 0783
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025*C+C Music Factory voice* 1035541
Reposted by KarateAndPopTarts𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025“I’m a loser, baby” “I’m a loser baby” Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating. 216645
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Me: this is better at home Lady performing my mammogram : 020
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I made a perfect queso blanco. This is my greatest acheesement. 041
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Darth Mom vs Luke Skyguy Magnetman vs Professor Twitter Milo vs Otis These are the adversarial titans of film! 000
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 15/11/2025What if we kissed under the breadstick chandelier 1144
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Me: Jesus, are these...are these claw marks in the sand? Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol 030
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025PLAY on your Switches and SAVE Princess Peaches and SLAM on the back of the Koopa Troopaaaaa 010
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Guy 5,000 years ago: [inventing virgin olive oil] His friend: unfuck it more 530949
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 30/10/2025There is an entire generation of humans out there who has only ever known auto flush. Wild. 010
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Car alarms. When you want a loud way for crime to be ignored. Car alarms ™️ 1297
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2025September 30 October 1 151182277
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2025WAP this WAP that, you best WAP that smirk off your face 120
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2025When she bakes she's Taylor Sift thank you 041
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 04/09/2025You can marry for love or you can marry for kidneys but not both 2135
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Starting a steroid dose pack today, so if you see me out there battling Godzilla mind your business 020
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The top tier of Maslow's Patriarchy of Needs is self-actuallyization 052
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Imagine falling in love only to find out he named his dick Microsoft 151
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If Fall Out Boy was sponsored by Gatorade they would electrolyte it up, up, up 020
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Not to brag, but my kid wanted to wear her blink 182 shirt yesterday, so she did her own laundry. Unprompted. Well I guess this is growing up 000
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Imagine hating me and I'm just over here avoiding the Noid 141
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsKarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Need to cut the grass but I can't get mowtivated 052
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 14/06/2025A topless landscaping service called I'm Sexy and I Mow It thank you 041
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Imagine that guy from Sleep Token does a face reveal and he's got a bowl cut 031
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I'm a bitch/I'm a lover Side of hashbrowns/covered smothered Add in two scrambled eggs/I do not feel ashamed 121
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 06/05/2024This day in history. 1970. Yuchiro Miura, known as The Man Who Skied Down Everest, did something remarkable, the nature of which escapes me. 26624
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The beep boop robot (H1N1) is my favorite Star War guy 172
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/05/2025that cat that gets fed at every house on your block is a 'group chat' 39024
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Daughter could not remember the word mascot and said she met the team's sports furry 07518
KarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I wonder if the Pope's grandkids call him Pope-Pope 0104
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Shall I compare thee to a Sunny D 416229
Reposted by KarateAndPopTartsKarateAndPopTarts @karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Almost Easter. Can't wait to dye the investments. 021
