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Alan Smithee

@kane-highsinger.bsky.social
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Incurable smart-ass. Incredibly masochistic sports fan. Scientist in a former life. Educator in the current one. Chairman of the International Federation of Rowdy Uncles- Great Lakes Council. Just as opinionated, but not nearly this chatty in person.

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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 6h
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 2h
Michael Tracey published what he said was the ID of the "Jane Doe" in the Cornell case. Then he took it down, claiming he just wanted to make a point and didn't want to see harm to the person he named. What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
An archived copy of Michael Tracey's original Substack post includes a screenshot from "eCourt Records" and the commentary: "It's [name redacted]. Don't blame me -- the New York Court System just posted it. Seemingly inadvertently. Oh well."Screenshot of Michael Tracey's post on Substack titled "Note on Jane Doe." It reads: "After identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others — so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization — cannot be countenanced.

It’s destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff’s lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they’re willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they’re getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don’t believe she’s the main “villain” here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who’ve made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He’s the central reason for the current debacle.

Given the intense nationwide and global interest in this case, I don’t want to bring any further negative attention to this woman. I don’t believe she ought to be punished or subjected to any retribution or humiliation. I believe a RATIONAL solution is necessary here. Not more character assassination — of her, the seven young men, or anyone else. Truly, that is my genuine view."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 3h
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 3h
Hopefully they stay home altogether instead of just writing in "Putsch" and then wrecking everything down ballot.
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
Alt: In one of the more used clips from "I Think You Should Leave," the guy at the car meeting exclaims "Oh My God, He Admit It!"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 4h
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 7h
This is insane.
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 5h
Wonder if V.P. Bowman-Hamel will call his boy out, or nah.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 8h
Okay, this just might be his best one of these yet.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 17h
friday's episode www.youtube.com/@PabloTorreF...
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Shrek's Iconic Smirk
ALT: Shrek's Iconic Smirk
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 8h
Fell for it. Again.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 10h
If we're going to bring back turn-of-the-century diseases, can we also put Lithium back in 7-Up and Coca leaf back in Coca-Cola?
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 19h
Texas is basically saying it wants to encourage fraud as a matter of public policy and you should keep that in mind whenever you see a large firm incorporated in Texas
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18h
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a very informative infographic. I didn't know she rocked this hard!
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's true
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Futurama Zoidberg: Hooray for Me!
Alt: Dr. Zoidberg exclaims "Hooray for Me!" in a Futurama clip.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chock full of MACtion!!!
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite internet rabbit holes: unexpected DNS gold rushes www.euronews.com/2026/09/29/t...
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Trump's AI rebrand sparks unexpected rush for Slovenian .si domains
After Trump told the UN General Assembly that "artificial intelligence" sounded "fake" and the US would adopt "super intelligence" or SI, Slovenia's domain registrations jump from 3,500 a month to a w...
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if,,,
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Fright Club @frightya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They Live (1988) and they're here with #FrightClub at 10 PM ET Wednesday! Available on Prime Video. Come on by and wish @bobloblaw72.bsky.social a happy birthday. Party favors include virtual sunglasses and bubble gum. 🕶️🍬
Poster for John Carpenter's They Live (1988). Roddy Piper, holding a gun and wearing the famous sunglasses, is surrounded by the real posters ordering, "CONFORM," "OBEY," and "CONSUME." 
"Who are they... and what do they want?"
(I have a sneaking suspicion they might want people to conform, obey, and consume, ijs.)
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's mind-boggling." IS IT, THOUGH? IS IT REALLY A FUCKING HEAD-SCRATCHER!?
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Her batting average isn't great, but her home run percentage is amazing.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never been MORE VINDICATED he's literally using AI as Digital Jenny McCarthy to do vaccine denialism HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I need to play the lottery
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That “super intelligence” executive order was another insider grift, this time to sell “.si” domains - they bought the domains over the summer. x.com/adamscochran...
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Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) on X
1/15 SCOOP: Trump’s “Super Intelligence” Scandal: I believe Trump’s “SI” Executive Order was ANOTHER criminal plot to enrich the Trump family. Insiders seem to have profited MILLIONS off of .si domain names before his Truth Social posts.
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Prof Sheena Cruickshank @sheencr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is SO problematic on so many levels. Unfettered access to people’s health information without consent or guardrails and honestly do you trust people who clearly state their conclusions before they start any analysis to be unbiased and truthful with the results.
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RFK Jr outlines expansive vision for collecting US health data at Maha event
Health secretary calls for medical and lifestyle details to be sent to doctors and AI to address ‘chronic disease epidemic’
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Prof Sam Illingworth @samillingworth.com · 30/09/2026
🦴 Why only humans get bad backs A skeleton gene shift unique to humans, tied to bipedal walking, also carries the fingerprints of natural selection, and may explain our unusual rate of degenerative bone disease. 🔗 doi.org/10.1038/s41586-026-11053-x #Genetics #Evolution #Skeleton 🧪
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The gene-regulatory evolution of the human skeleton - Nature
Massively parallel reporter assays and human–ape hybrid skeletal cells are used to study the evolution of human cis-regulatory elements (CREs), revealing how differences in CREs have sh...
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things that floored me as a 'Yank over there. All of the amazing free museums! However they did do a number on my wallet in the gift shop on the way out.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It went full Colonel Kurtz!
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Parents: It's SPIRIT👻 Month! @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never seen the movie Independence Day? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you watching a movie with Bill Pullman! [SMITH]: That's Bill Paxton
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh shit it's the same guy. ELITE not knowing ball.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just found out that Vinovich was the head ref for the Broncos on Sunday night so I'm even more astounded that they actually won than I was yesterday morning. Your average Raiders fan doesn't hate the Broncos as much as that asshole does!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russell Brand is currently charged in the UK with 3 counts of rape, 3 counts of sex assault, and 1 count of indecent assault. He is set for trial in London in two weeks.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their mind is made up, don't confuse them with facts.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't buy diesel, and my country just a war to Iran. But at least now there are federal rules governing NIL deals for college athletes.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another busy day down at the metaphor factory, I see.
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@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible lack of ball knowledge to confuse the atlanta hawks with the iowa hawkeyes women’s basketball team. it’s impressive how little they know about sports
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to remind myself this a few times a day.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 29/09/2026
The morning speaker list at MAHA Action Summit is a parade of health grifter corporate CEOs and private equity shitheads.
A list of the morning lineup of speakers at MAHA Action today. The ones that are CEOs of "wellness" companies and private equity are underlined in red.
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Alan Smithee @kane-highsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone absolutely swamped in unhinged right-wing propaganda... I don't believe this.
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