Reposted by AlixSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 5486822741
Reposted by Alixyour lesbian dad had the time of their leaves with BTS 🍂 @sowoozoojoon.borasky.com · 01/10/2026“It’s mind-boggling” IS IT THOUGH???????????? 4294
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some evenings are for being productive. Other evenings are for laying in bed until you finally buy something off of instagram. 011
Reposted by Alixtunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174273862
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Bonus Canadian points to those who know the movie) 000
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm not saying I saw Rocky Horror at a critical stage of my development... but I will say that Tim Curry made an IMPRESSION on my pre-teen self. He owned this part. 020
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am a secretly gay professional hockey player?! (This is going to end badly for all of us.) 220
Reposted by AlixAmal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 19/08/2026the government of canada’s advice on what to do if you encounter a moose is “moose are unpredictable” & I just feel like this is a particularly dazzling proof of that 7882241
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I used a leaf blower for the first time in my life today. It was fun. On principle, I don't like leaf blowers, but in practice - dang, that was handy to have. 010
Reposted by AlixJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS. 11187813443
Reposted by AlixSuleikha Snyder @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Achilles and Patrocles get all the love and attention when Gilgamesh and Enkidu are right there. They did it first. Where’s the Sumerian romantasy, motherfuckers? 516647
Reposted by Alixkam⁷ @banginxcypher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026bts: we have over 400+ songs, which one should we do? literally every show they have a performance on: 411855
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I don't think a lot of people realize that the Heated Rivalry team had like 2 weeks, 5 bucks, and a dream. 181
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Sometimes I answer texts in my sleep. Sometimes I read emails and dream about replying and then nearly two days later, I'm like "wait, do I have a meeting scheduled?!" and I do not, but I should, because I dreamt I replied saying that yes, we should schedule a meeting. Anyway, life is weird. 000
Reposted by AlixCleverPudding⁷⊙⊝⊜ @cleverpudding.bsky.social · 15/06/2026🤣🤣🤣 "WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH" -BTS 15115
Reposted by AlixHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026In Engish, turkeys are named after the country Turkiye. In Turkiye, they're called "Hindi" named after India. In Hindi, they're sometimes called "Peru" named after...Peru. In Peru they're called "pavo" named after peacocks. Peacocks don't have a word for turkeys. 822625233
Reposted by AlixPhil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I like big triatomic molecules and I cannot lie 17788161
Reposted by AlixSeanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Whomever came up with the idea of "oh your item is shipped as soon as we print a label, doesn't matter that it's under the mail cart and has been for a week tee hee we shipped it" deserves to find their clothing filled with stoats. So many stoats. 391428223
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Yes! Where would I put all those books if I bought them? If there were no libraries, would I just have to send books to the landfill all the time?! Libraries make so much sense, which is why we've had types of libraries since ANCIENT TIMES. 0154
Reposted by Alixno-deathective 🧛♀️ @no-detective.bsky.social · 05/06/2026this is the first story i thought of when i heard about Anthony Head's passing. it was shared on fb, then reddit, then a few publications picked it up (i won't link to articles bc they needlessly mention famous people who are... the opposite of him, and nobody needs to read that during pride) 💙💗🤍 87127
Reposted by AlixDylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/06/2026Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE 1763142382
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026And here I was thinking it was named after the how-to-not-overload-the-old-septic-system poem: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." 000
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026media.tenor.coma young man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is sitting on a black couch .Alt: j-hope is sitting facing to the left of the gif. He is wearing a black t-shirt and black hat. The gif shows his eyes look towards the camera just before he smirks. 010
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026There's a tree I see often into which someone crashed into once and died. Their friends and family have decorated the tree as a roadside memorial. It makes me contemplate the different cultures of grief that live side by side. They cannot care for their loved one, so they care for the tree... but... 120
Reposted by AlixAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026*scientists frantically calculating the exact speed you need to jog through a museum in order to cheat death* 381981316
Reposted by AlixRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/05/2026In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold 581742213
Reposted by AlixMega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 03/05/2026SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL TONIGHT! 1239
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Also please remember that due to climate change, tick ranges are expanding - if you didn't have to worry about ticks in your local area previously that may have changed in the past few years! 086
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Filed under: Things I have repeatedly tried to explain to my mother. 010
Reposted by Alix🟥 edel⁷ 🥢 ㅇㄹㄹ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵒᵏᵃʸ @edelrh7.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Adding "spherical bastard" to my personal lexicon with all haste. 0174
Reposted by AlixDarrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.” HELL NO. 120181
Reposted by AlixAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential? 294192335566
Reposted by AlixI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026I think we truly don’t appreciate how much the internet has influenced and given rise to the idea that *everything* is debatable and the ultimate arbiter of truth is determined by who is willing to talk the longest. 17482102
Reposted by AlixDaily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026There’s a new dance practice horizontal member in this era. 😂 15918
Reposted by AlixForbes @forbes.com · 13/04/2026Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.forbes.comCanadians Visiting U.S. By Car Down 35% In 2 YearsNow 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory. 805128943685
Reposted by AlixKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/04/2026As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free 804129692
Reposted by AlixHeated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 08/04/2026He also talks about the racism that’s been directed towards the actors of color. “We have a non-white lead. I think that’s fuckin’ important. We can learn a few lessons out of that: you don’t need to be making an Asian show to have an Asian lead. Hudson’s a fucking star, man.” 015037