Sign in

Alix

@kalixa.bsky.social
89 followers 84 following 339 posts

Person, Writer, BTS ARMY - a combo personal/BTS fan account (AKA: Drifty - Yoongi bias, "dope old person")

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Alix
Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
5486822741
Reposted by Alix
your lesbian dad had the time of their leaves with BTS 🍂 @sowoozoojoon.borasky.com · 01/10/2026
“It’s mind-boggling” IS IT THOUGH????????????
4294
Reposted by Alix
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
101118801939
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some evenings are for being productive. Other evenings are for laying in bed until you finally buy something off of instagram.
011
Reposted by Alix
tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
426174273862
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Bonus Canadian points to those who know the movie)
Men With Brooms squat at the end of a curling rink, contemplating a set of curling stones in play.
000
Reposted by Alix
Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mood
9am: i can't wait till bedtime
10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
11727216
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not saying I saw Rocky Horror at a critical stage of my development... but I will say that Tim Curry made an IMPRESSION on my pre-teen self. He owned this part.
020
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am a secretly gay professional hockey player?! (This is going to end badly for all of us.)
220
Reposted by Alix
Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 19/08/2026
the government of canada’s advice on what to do if you encounter a moose is “moose are unpredictable” & I just feel like this is a particularly dazzling proof of that
7882241
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I used a leaf blower for the first time in my life today. It was fun. On principle, I don't like leaf blowers, but in practice - dang, that was handy to have.
010
Reposted by Alix
Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
11187813443
Reposted by Alix
Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Louvre now
034270
Reposted by Alix
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
81124192584
Reposted by Alix
Suleikha Snyder @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Achilles and Patrocles get all the love and attention when Gilgamesh and Enkidu are right there. They did it first. Where’s the Sumerian romantasy, motherfuckers?
516647
Reposted by Alix
kam⁷ @banginxcypher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
bts: we have over 400+ songs, which one should we do? literally every show they have a performance on:
captain ray holt from brooklyn 99 edited to be saying "and you'll light it up again!"
411855
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't think a lot of people realize that the Heated Rivalry team had like 2 weeks, 5 bucks, and a dream.
181
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sometimes I answer texts in my sleep. Sometimes I read emails and dream about replying and then nearly two days later, I'm like "wait, do I have a meeting scheduled?!" and I do not, but I should, because I dreamt I replied saying that yes, we should schedule a meeting. Anyway, life is weird.
000
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Peanuts
010
Reposted by Alix
CleverPudding⁷⊙⊝⊜ @cleverpudding.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🤣🤣🤣 "WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH" -BTS
15115
Reposted by Alix
Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picture of three mugs with font, respectively: "She her, they them, cool hat" lining up over a screenshot of team rocket and Ash from Pokémon
76124162165
Reposted by Alix
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In Engish, turkeys are named after the country Turkiye. In Turkiye, they're called "Hindi" named after India. In Hindi, they're sometimes called "Peru" named after...Peru. In Peru they're called "pavo" named after peacocks. Peacocks don't have a word for turkeys.
822625233
Reposted by Alix
Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I like big triatomic molecules and I cannot lie
17788161
Reposted by Alix
Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Whomever came up with the idea of "oh your item is shipped as soon as we print a label, doesn't matter that it's under the mail cart and has been for a week tee hee we shipped it" deserves to find their clothing filled with stoats. So many stoats.
391428223
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yes! Where would I put all those books if I bought them? If there were no libraries, would I just have to send books to the landfill all the time?! Libraries make so much sense, which is why we've had types of libraries since ANCIENT TIMES.
0154
Reposted by Alix
no-deathective 🧛‍♀️ @no-detective.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
this is the first story i thought of when i heard about Anthony Head's passing. it was shared on fb, then reddit, then a few publications picked it up (i won't link to articles bc they needlessly mention famous people who are... the opposite of him, and nobody needs to read that during pride) 💙💗🤍
"If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you’d best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we’ve always had a little contact over the years and he heard I’d come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to “[deadname omitted]” and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe." -Jay Hulme (@jayhulmepoet)
87127
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is so cool!!
020
Reposted by Alix
Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE
DS9 scene: Kor, a Klingon, greets Dax as Curzon. Dax corrects him as the host is now in Jadzia, a Trill female. Cor immediately responds, "Jadzia, my beloved old friend" without missing a beat. 

Right: Two tweets from 2019: "This Pride Month, never forget that Klingons had trans rights"; "No hostility, no confusion, no clumsy excuse-filled justification, just a quick self-correction and the exact same amount of love and respect before and after. Cis allies: Be like Kor."
1763142382
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Roundie
000
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
And here I was thinking it was named after the how-to-not-overload-the-old-septic-system poem: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
000
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a young man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is sitting on a black couch .
Alt: j-hope is sitting facing to the left of the gif. He is wearing a black t-shirt and black hat. The gif shows his eyes look towards the camera just before he smirks.
010
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
There's a tree I see often into which someone crashed into once and died. Their friends and family have decorated the tree as a roadside memorial. It makes me contemplate the different cultures of grief that live side by side. They cannot care for their loved one, so they care for the tree... but...
120
Reposted by Alix
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
13210687162
Reposted by Alix
Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
*scientists frantically calculating the exact speed you need to jog through a museum in order to cheat death*
381981316
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Velvet Goldmine
000
Reposted by Alix
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/05/2026
In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold
581742213
Reposted by Alix
Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL TONIGHT!
1239
Reposted by Alix
Reading Is Sexy @readingissexy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
331187154114
Reposted by Alix
Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I laughed
Photo capture from a Chinese menu: Chicken rude and unreasonable

Caption: I think it's supposed to be jerk chicken
0197
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Also please remember that due to climate change, tick ranges are expanding - if you didn't have to worry about ticks in your local area previously that may have changed in the past few years!
086
Reposted by Alix
RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/05/2026
good tweet
screenshot of a very long rant tweet about the state of technology. Its too long to paste into the alt text
12574512798
Alix @kalixa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Filed under: Things I have repeatedly tried to explain to my mother.
010
Reposted by Alix
🟥 edel⁷ 🥢 ㅇㄹㄹ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵒᵏᵃʸ @edelrh7.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Adding "spherical bastard" to my personal lexicon with all haste.
0174
Reposted by Alix
Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.” HELL NO.
Screenshot of a tweet responding to another tweet. @SketchesbyBoze writes "In Fahrenheit 451, the abolition of reading began with tech companies simplifying books into summaries that you could read in five minutes. Because people no longer engaged with the texts, they forgot how to think.Then came the book-burnings." 
Quote tweeting a tweet by @AntonJaegermm
"Very cool how every piece of digital technology is now purposively designed to breed illiteracy" 
Attached to that tweet is a document or image we can't see. instead we see a pop up that reads "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.”
120181
Reposted by Alix
Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
294192335566
Reposted by Alix
I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
I think we truly don’t appreciate how much the internet has influenced and given rise to the idea that *everything* is debatable and the ultimate arbiter of truth is determined by who is willing to talk the longest.
17482102
Reposted by Alix
Daily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There’s a new dance practice horizontal member in this era. 😂
OT7 mirror selfie in the practice room, huddled together to fit in the frameOT7 mirror selfie in the practice room, huddled together to fit in the frame
15918
Reposted by Alix
Forbes @forbes.com · 13/04/2026
Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.
forbes.com
Canadians Visiting U.S. By Car Down 35% In 2 Years
Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.
805128943685
Reposted by Alix
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/04/2026
As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free
804129692
Reposted by Alix
Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He also talks about the racism that’s been directed towards the actors of color. “We have a non-white lead. I think that’s fuckin’ important. We can learn a few lessons out of that: you don’t need to be making an Asian show to have an Asian lead. Hudson’s a fucking star, man.”
015037