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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

do you take pride in your hurt? does it make you seem large and tragic? (yes am watching East of Eden)

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

oh shit. okay. I’m saddlin’ up partner

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

that’s actually where the idea for a baker’s dozen came from

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

moshing alone in my living room scream singing along to indie folk. just fuckin donkeykicking my tv

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I need to be physically restrained from sowing more seeds in the ground but I feel like I could get another round of beets and radishes before winter…

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

hey dude that’s a yes or no question

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have a little edamame bush I put in at a whim that’s put out a ton of pods this year with a very small footprint! lovin’ it I also got a packet of seeds for a cucumber varietal meant for hanging baskets/containers I’m gonna try out next spring from Renee’s www.reneesgarden.com/collections/...

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i am a dry clean only garment that has consistently been machine washed

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

it’s the first sports betting ad i voluntarily kept watching so like honestly yeah if all ads were just blatantly showing us scantily clad hot people saying the product over and over again it might be an improvement tbh

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i watched it too long for impure reasons

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

your Corncatgirl cosplay awaits

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it rocks that the guidance on stopping your cabbage heads from splitting after a heavy rain is basically to smack them around a little bit (it breaks off some of the roots so they can’t take up too much water)

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

have to go to NYC for work again in January, a week before my friend’s wedding in Bangladesh was stressing on timeline but then realized I can just fly straight to Dhaka after instead of back to MSP, which saves time and like $500 on my plane ticket since my job is paying my way to NYC 😎 hell yeah

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I slept hard on my left arm last night and it’s all fucked up today. the things we take for granted….

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

*loads pistol* “sorry mom gotta dip from the fair, functional moron is talking politics online”

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

be careful, I’m in the cities this weekend so you won’t have much of a head start

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this was fun mydialect.us/quiz-extende...

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

every now and then, after eating breakfast, all 3 kitties will go sleep next to each other on the bed for the entire day, 8:30 am-3:30 pmish when my partner gets home it’s like they all agree to take a cat rest day. a cat sabbath

two tuxedo and one black cat siblings who were disturbed from their all day slumbering together peacefully on the bed for a photo

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the chair is for guests, no need to bring your own. I’m in a pacing-back-and-forth-thoughtfully mood

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

to my students, I will be taking office hours here today

a wooden chair in the street just off the curb sitting next to a blaze orange construction caution cone

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

jimmy is bound to make a wrong move in the water wars and his insincerity will not play well in the public trials

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m finally replacing my soap sliver next shower and I’m so excited. luxurious

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sorry Richard, woke won tonight

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

they can try to take me away but I’ll fight aggressively. I know my rights and I have a strong roundhouse kick

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I could probably muster a bong rip but idk if that is honorable or dishonorable to your birth

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m so sorry I’m kinda already turnt from my relaxing ashwagandha and l-theanine and magnesium strawberries and cream flavored drink

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

when police cause the accidents it’s safety :-)

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

happy birthday Richard!!!

a majestic brown horse running across a field in front of a shining mountain

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

deeply disturbing work Bella… I’ll allow it but it did ruffle my US sensibilities. thought you were saggy ball posting

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Minnesotan in Hell: we needed this pain

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

as an established top mr beast hater it is my duty to read this

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

BLUESKY BOOK CLUB unironically actually down for that

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

god damn it why does this exist now I have to read it

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

everything I have learned has been against my will

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

making myself a doctors appointment for being too annoying

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Autumn implies Shouldumn send skeet

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

but should absolutely stop posting if that isn’t the case because yeah, that’s fucking stupid

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

fortunately haven’t come across people talking like that, have seen it used more like a moral axiom of not finding it “wrong” to steal cause context is unfair if pressed, I suspect most of them are v aware it’s a prosecutable crime and aren’t chomping at the bit to debut this argument in court lol

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

if there is a place people are seriously making this argument, plz point me at em because that sounds fun to observe and maybe poke at personally haven’t seen this used seriously in any hypothetical discussions yet, just as shorthand for “shits kinda been fucked for consumer rights, huh”

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it’s a bit sloppy rhetorically but it’s useful to express the contradiction that frustrates many of us so it got traction and is parroted no serious person is pirating a significant amount and posting/talking to strangers openly about it expecting legal protections based on this lol

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’ve understood this more as “laws need to change” not “laws can currently be interpreted this way” expressing frustration at unequal legal consideration + favor to corps they see as contradictory: “if consumers aren’t legally protected in their right to own things anymore, why are corporations?”

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it sucks when shit sucks, amirite

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

god she was the very best

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

normally these types of things don’t get to me but man that thing is so sinister

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't you Fuhgeddaboudit

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