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Kalamazeus

@kalamazeus.bsky.social
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Sarcasm is my love language. Slightly below average golfer. Politics makes me sad these days. Dogs make me happy, always. Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better. Be kind.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Here’s the list of the eight Democrats who caved: ⚫️ Catherine Cortez Masto ⚫️ Dick Durbin ⚫️ John Fetterman ⚫️ Maggie Hassan ⚫️ Tim Kaine ⚫️ Angus King ⚫️ Jackie Rosen ⚫️ Jeanne Shaheen Their excuses don’t hold water. They betrayed all Americans who were counting on them to stand firm and keep fighting.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Shocked they didn’t change it to pass interference once they found out it was Arnold #lions #nfl #detroit
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If I have to hear about a one ball or a two ball throw - I swear #nfl #lions
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Anyone check on Guillermo recently?
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Know who deserved better? Jules Olstin. Why did she stay with her no good cheater of a husband. Ben told her. She just had to listen. I love this movie so much, but man, the ending fires me up. Every. Single. Time. #TheIntern
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Just in the last 48 hours: Trump lifts sanctions on Syria after offer of a Trump Tower in Damascus, praises MBS, salutes Saudi generals, and defends a Qatari jet gift—while banning press from Air Force One. GOP splits over drugs, jets, SALT, and Social Security.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"and I will not yield to disrespectful men" - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Both parties are not the same.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past" - 1984
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” - 1984
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/04/2025
If you have a dictionary that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 10/04/2025
According to a source, when Musk privately messages associates and confidants about reports from federal staffers about how their lives have been wrecked, the Tesla CEO is known to react with laugh-crying emojis. Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing. But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Other Goldberg's that should have made the cut on that signal group: 1. Whoopi 2. Bill Goldberg 3. Goldberg's Original Bagels
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you’re going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk (Also, I will be speaking in LA on April 5th at the big Indivisible event in Pershing Square, feel free to join us and come say hi!)
A booking agent asking me to come on MSNBC

Agent - “Morning Chris hope you’ve been well! Saw you’re going to speak at Indivisible April 5th. Want to join Alicia Menendez Friday the 4th in the 7p EST hour to talk about what you plan to say?”

Me - “Hey (name), normally I would love to join and I appreciate the offer - however, due to MSNBC’s recent cancellation of prominent non-white voices (including Joy Reid and Katie Phang) I’ve decided that the direction the network is going is not one I wish to participate in. This is nothing personal against either you or Alicia, and once again, thanks for reaching out.”
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025
Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK By "Led By Donkeys"
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 19/03/2025
Webpage detailing Jackie Robinson’s military service removed by Pentagon in latest DEI purge
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Jackie Robinson’s page on Pentagon website removed amid DEI purge
An article about Robinson’s military service and MLB career now shows the error message: ‘Page Not Found’
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/03/2025
I’m calling for new leadership in the Democratic Party. So many democrats want to do the right thing, but leadership is stopping them with the unspoken threat of refusing to give them leadership positions down the road. NEW DEM LEADERSHIP NOW!! #NewDemLeadership
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
MFers got real loose there for a while, but I bet a lot of us are opening that egg container to “just check” now… all that willy nilly just grab whatever dozen recklessness is out the window.
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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
So the Mexico-US-Canada World Cup is going to be interesting, huh
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
MIT Econ Professor 👇🏽
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If they truly believed they were saving America they'd be celebrating in the streets, not canceling town halls and hiding from their constituents.
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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“Woke just means you give a damn about other people.”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
He nails it.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
sad morning for the US hockey team who are back to their day jobs, Tkachuk'ing dick at the dick Tkachuk'ing factory
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Improvements for the TGL 1- incorporate hole designs from PGA Tour golf (PlayStation) 2- get Max and T Kim out there together
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
White Lotus is a prize an actor wins. If you do enough good character parts that highbrow critics like you but regular tv watchers don’t know who you are, Mike White takes you on vacation
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion [to dismiss Adams charges]. But it was never going to me.”
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
In a world of forks... be a spoon... or shit, even be a spork...
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Is anyone on here going to Doug's Winter Party on Feb 15th? #DougsWinterParty #BeLikeDoug
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Never thought in my lifetime that I would hear another country (let along our bestie) boo our national anthem and think "yeah, I get it."
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If nothing else, the last two weeks have shown us which politicians (federal, state, and local) are advocating for re-election and which are advocating for their constituents. Please pay attention to what ALL of your elected officials are doing - specifically, how they are voting.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The US is a massive group project, and somehow the guy that never puts in any work, never shows up to project meetings, and complains "I didnt have anything to do with this" about the grade... is somehow in charge of the entire thing.
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John @attackofhubris.net · 29/01/2025
ICE agents think they are Captain America, but they are actually Homelander.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
song of the day: youtu.be/0JrlKcoD1Qw?...
youtu.be
Wake Up | Rage Against the Machine cover | ft. Sophia Urista
YouTube video by Brass Against
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Tom Kim with the entire state of Florida on his back! #TGL #JupitorGC
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Tom Kim was made for this format - so fun to watch. Get him and Max out there ASAP ! #TGL
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
More action on the first 4 holes than the last 3 weeks for the TGL - love to see it.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Tom Kim…. Ya big putting freak, LFG!!! #TGL
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Damn Kins…. Come on, buddy #TGL
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Leon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 21/01/2025
For no reason today i am thinking about how in the Wicked novels, the Wizard of Oz imposes a ban on talking Animals existing in public, bars them from holding teaching jobs (or any job really), and 20 years after he leaves Oz and the laws are repealed, Animals still don't have teaching jobs again.
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Kalamazeus @kalamazeus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hurts to be a Detroit fan today… It’s fine. It’ll be fine.
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