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kako’lantern

@kakotechnia.bsky.social
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Bad art. If you think you know me, you probably do.

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Folks, today’s the day
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Every Mario Frame in Order @marioframes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 10 - Two Plumbers and a Baby Frame 602/2959 Caption: Ha ha ha... [baby talk] Timestamp: 00:05:03.6
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 10 - Two Plumbers and a Baby
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what clueless administrators accidentally feed into when they respond to money questions with “just get more federal grants”
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Sepang qualifying now (no spoilers!) because I am a sicko but not so much that I’ll wake up in the middle of the night to catch it live
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are the headline writers fighting?
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Started playing “Future? No Thanks!” both for its politics and to walk around my old Southside neighborhood
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I love most about the Jack Smith video is the whole human drama on the face of the poster-boy behind Eric Schmitt
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just as a hint to people in positions of decision-making: you don’t have to worry about federal loans if we make public higher ed free
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One certain sign of middle age is finding all LL Bean offerings attractive
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
Can AI models feel pain? Once I’m in charge they sure can
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Renaissance woodcut depicting the story of Zeuxis and Parrhasius. Two painters in ancient Greece decided to settle the question of who was the best by holding a competition. Zeuxis presented his painting first, a depiction of grape vines so lifelike birds pecked at the grapes. Zeuxis then pointed to what seemed to be a covered painting, bidding Parrhasius to show everyone what he made. “But Zeuxis,” Parrhasius said, “that is my painting.” Parrhasius had painted a shrouded frame. Parrhasius was crowned the winner, because while Zeuxis fooled the birds, Parrhasius fooled Zeuxis
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Navatek CEO who believed conspiracy theories about COVID but understood them as good (the disease bioengineered in a lab to only affect non Chinese people means I’m immune!) reminds me of a student during the Obama era who thought it was really good and progressive that we elected a Muslim
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The trees cry out for human blood
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh come on man
A screenshot of an announcement by the University of Rhode Island about their partnership with Navatek LLC, with a quote from Navatek’s extraordinarily corrupt CEO Martin Kao. The text reads: “Navatek and URI will build on existing cyber-physical research, tailoring it to meet Navy requirements, for both shore-based and ship systems. With the growing cyber threats to our Navy’s systems and warfighters, Navatek is proud to partner with URI on this effort and hire new scientists and engineers to build on our critical mass of talent in South Kingstown,” said Martin Kao, chief executive officer at Navatek.
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some people might think Tommy Tuberville’s reputation as the dumbest guy in the Senate comes from stereotypes about football coaches in Alabama but really he’s grinding stupidly every single day
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GEOINT #75654 from NROL-82 (UMBRA) 1. 6th century BC Source of Weed 2. Cottage of Magnets
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. 6th century BC Source of Weed
2. Cottage of Magnets

Actual coordinates: 19.9844° S, 57.4841° W
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1. Campus Ladies 2. Campus Ladies 3. Campus Ladies 4. Campus Ladies 5. Campus Ladies 6. Campus Ladies 7. Campus Ladies 8. Campus Ladies 9. Campus Ladies 10. Campus Ladies
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heard an ad for “Alpha Brain,” the nootropic that makes everyone laugh at you
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Every Mario Frame in Order @marioframes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 9 - The Great BMX Race Frame 919/2960 Caption: plumbers reach Dead Man's Curve, nail them real nasty. Timestamp: 00:07:10.4
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 9 - The Great BMX Race
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Caption: plumbers reach Dead Man's
Curve, nail them real nasty.

Timestamp: 00:07:10.4
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Doesn’t affect me, but this DoE accreditation thing is a big deal for many others. Currently all the removal of faculty self-governance and installing Trustees in wacky ways violates accreditation standards. The new rules allow the easier creation of new bodies that legitimize these changes.
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wild to me that anyone would take the advice of “Democratic advisors” seriously at this point. Look where it got us!
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not the corruption, it’s the capitalism
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Given that they want to revoke the filmmakers’ citizenship, I think the first headline was more accurate
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes my old-ass dog will decide to jump on the couch rather than take the stairs and it makes my whole day
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In our bold new future, Microsoft just made all the PowerPoint files ON MY OWN COMPUTER read-only just to force me to use their cruddy cloud service
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Every Mario Frame in Order @marioframes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 8 - Love Em and Leave Em Frame 2581/2960 Caption: Real Elvis will be back, after exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda. Timestamp: 00:18:15.6
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 8 - Love Em and Leave Em
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Caption: Real Elvis will be back, after
exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda.

Timestamp: 00:18:15.6
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you jack off in a medbed it gives you super powers
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: LIVE LAUGH LAGGUARDDIA Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a49cd468475 F: #f89e6dd25ed
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s not where you put the gas
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No amount of commercials will make me care about Alix Earle
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fun local news. The fake Democrats challenging state house members, funded by a small business tyrant, totally ate shit tonight
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Voted in my local primary today and left the governor’s race blank because both candidates suck in particular ways
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Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In news that will surprise absolutely no one in HE... ‘It notes that institutions “routinely” hire consultancies for these restructures as well as change management specialists, however, these processes often introduce additional management layers, “adding cost rather than removing it”…’
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Restructuring ‘too often adding cost rather than removing it’
Universities are ‘underestimating’ the challenges caused by outsourcing services amid major professional services staff redundancies, report warns
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I want to be a Kimi Antonelli hater but damn the kid is good
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woof Leclerc. The Tifosi are literally crying
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Time to see if Pierre can do it
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
removing fetterman from his office in 2029
a photo of a beluga whale being relocated by crane from a California theme park
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*LL Cool J voice* PIERRE GASLYYYYYY
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One team I was on had a running joke that if the loss report said “the sun was in my eyes,” the driver was looking at a photo of the sun on their iPhone.
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weird way for RFK to announce that his dick don’t work
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can someone explain to Benjamín Ryan, preferably slowly using small words, that five-year dissertation embargoes are totally normal ways to protect students who want to publish work from the diss?
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m obsessed with a Tartaria YouTube guy who loves Art Deco and hates Brutalism so much that he thinks the former must have been made by a lost civilization
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Justin Salhani @justinsalhani.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We caught what is most likley a demolition on camera www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...
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Israeli bombing seen behind journalist reporting from Lebanese village
Israeli bombing seen behind journalist reporting from Lebanese village
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some beautiful mind has posted local news coverage of the OJ Ford Bronco low-speed chase from my hometown, June 17, 1994
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A screenshot of text from Jason Wilson’s Guardian article. The text reads: On a website dedicated to rebutting "public claims" about his earlier life, the candidate says he changed his previous last name (shared with the allegedly murder-inducing stepfather) "after reconciling with his birth-father, Karl Marx", who on Marx's earlier account had spent time as a
"practicing warlock".Front cover of Richard Wurmbrand’s Was Karl Marx a Satanist? It features a black-and-white drawing of Marx, black top and red bottom
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Listening to the new Pablo Torre Finds Out and punching the air in joy and vicarious vindication
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kako’lantern @kakotechnia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Business types and retired Ivy League admins invented community college from first principles www.npr.org/2026/09/01/n...
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A makeover for college: No gym, no meal plan and two years of work
A new model in Vermont emphasizes hands-on learning while stripping away frills like gyms and meal plans that increase costs. Other newly created institutions are also reimagining college.
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