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I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...

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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City

On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Jack Lemmon on the phone to his wife talking about how ya shoulda seen me honey, ya shoulda been there, I was moggin’ all over the room, I was rizzed up I tell ya, I was aura farming! Eh—wassat? My cortisol? Spiked? MY cortisol? [nervous laughter] no, no, no,

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Homeboy was jerking his shit to daguerreotypes most foul

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People were pouring wine, honey and milk on the graves of loved ones 4,500 years ago. Pouring one out for the homies is a practice that goes back to Mesopotamia.

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(giving someone the finger) This is the bird of disrespect

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A noir about a detective who's hired to find a horrible man, a guy who everyone agrees just sucks. Turns out, it's the detective's own Jekyll & Hyde type persona. Has this been done. Maybe the Hyde persona had to be partioned off to contain the detective's worst memories. Am I a genius? Hard to say

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Lions are playing the Tigers? Better place a bet through Giraffe Kings 🫪

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

An underappreciated benefit of going to therapy is feeling smug about going to therapy

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026

Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Guy dressed like a family annihilator with two daughters in fairy wings, wearing a My Bitch Has Autism shirt, good luck with your whole situation

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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's always a push from consultants & analysts to follow concentrated capital interests and now that the richest have adopted fascism they insist we hear them out to some degree to keep the oligarchy happy. Pure scapegoating sociopathy that comes from thinking money only. bsky.app/profile/park...

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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i feel like the story of every election since 2016 has been "THIS one will be a cakewalk for us, it's the time to purge the left and prove we can win without their votes. oh fuck oh no"

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

About to start the lu-down, a combination luau and hoedown

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When will I be moved to a more secure facility?

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phil @philjamesson.com · 01/09/2026

military general: we must keep our powder dry me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why the fuck would Sisyphus be happy? Couldn't be me

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Interpersonal violence produces an identifiable victim and perpetrator. It is tangible and shocking. Structural harm, though, is distributed across millions of administrative decisions, so it becomes statistically and morally harder to see until it shoots you right in the face. So to speak.

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Ashe @ladyinsanity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If someone near you is secretly recording with glasses, yell “META stop recording!” It works even if you’re not the owner. (This is more effective than the Disney trick, since there are AI tools to remove background music.)

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

from the standpoint of wall street the fundamentals of our economy are lowkey goated when being strong is the vibe, said the president of a country thats in no way experiencing its last moments of hallucinated consciousness in an incident at owl creek bridge situation

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Honestly, it's on us for not considering we should play piss bottle dodgeball with ICE sooner

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

🎶🎶 Why are there so many Songs about Mothra? And why she has friends in a clam She’s Queen of monsters That live on an island Shoots webs from her Diaphragm So some will say and Some call them titans I know they’re wrong Can’t you see? 1/

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Back to mono gang, rise up. Stereo is a gimmick to sell speakers.

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Men will literally go to therapy instead of getting a hair transplant

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mother-in-law in the kitchen coughs powerfully - "yay, I got that one up"

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Father-in-law keeps mixing up Mad Men and The Office. "Is that the one with a guy with a fat face who people like to pester?“

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A Truth and Reconciliation Committee but for men who repeated a joke from a podcast like they thought of it

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place

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Non-place - Wikipedia

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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Consciousness is merely matter and energy observing itself and saying "that's neat." I had ice cream for lunch.

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

For work, I get exposed to a lot of contemporary Christian self-help and I'm working on a theory that Christ was a real guy but the people who wrote down stuff about him were the dumbest nitwits who ever lived.

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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 10/04/2026