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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twilight Zone "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" is a foundational text in my media literacy
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That monologue about the afterlife completely shattered me
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does the AI transcript get quality controlled by a human or does it get released as is?
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think poptism began with good intentions to recognize there's artistry in product music, and it was also about making space for music that wasn't marketed to straight men. IDK where it went off the rails but Conde Nast acquiring Pitchfork didn't help
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemmon on the phone to his wife talking about how ya shoulda seen me honey, ya shoulda been there, I was moggin’ all over the room, I was rizzed up I tell ya, I was aura farming! Eh—wassat? My cortisol? Spiked? MY cortisol? [nervous laughter] no, no, no,
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homeboy was jerking his shit to daguerreotypes most foul
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joke understanders, assemble
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not really going to be a net good though, because it doesn't signal the first fissures that lead to collapse. It's more like they're positioning themselves for mainstream acceptability when the Trump persona is no longer expedient, even though they will continue the same Trumpist agenda.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IDK maybe order it from a different company than the one partnering with the DoD
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Several allegations were made against the Old Vic's former artistic director Kevin Spacey as part of the MeToo movement, which began in late 2017." Oh.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just to be an internet pedant, that quote has been attributed to a bunch of different people
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That first Rentals album whips ass and I suspect it's partly due to the animosity Matt Sharp felt towards Rivers. Something similar to Lou Barlow and J Mascis butting heads.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ratio should tell you guys all you need to know about stories like this. I'm glad I stopped supporting NPR long ago when you pivoted to trying to both-sides Trumpism.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People were pouring wine, honey and milk on the graves of loved ones 4,500 years ago. Pouring one out for the homies is a practice that goes back to Mesopotamia.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The line on the doc is it's unflattering and connects Tesla to multiple vehicle-related deaths, so his investment would give him the opportunity to kill its release
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thread
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made something art-like for a work project once and my coworker said "I hope you don't get upset if I say that's beautiful" because beauty is a shame upon the male gender
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Men just want one thing and it's disgusting
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The analogy might work better with Andrew Jackson, without whom America doesn't consolidate coast to coast power because he exterminated all the indigenous people. You don't get railroads without Andrew Jackson, but that doesn't mean you should celebrate him
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(giving someone the finger) This is the bird of disrespect
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The rizz'n Jesus
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe he's telling people to look it up because he wants to know what the definition is but doesn't feel qualified to do the research
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I get your point but saying "Western comics" feels a little broad. There are as many miniseries and short-run comics that tell discrete stories as there are ongoing, open-ended ones.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grim!
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Naming my turtles Onyx and Biohazard
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When looking at fascism on one hand and fascist enablers on the other, you don't get a prize for having fervently supported the fascist enablers
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A noir about a detective who's hired to find a horrible man, a guy who everyone agrees just sucks. Turns out, it's the detective's own Jekyll & Hyde type persona. Has this been done. Maybe the Hyde persona had to be partioned off to contain the detective's worst memories. Am I a genius? Hard to say
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Lions are playing the Tigers? Better place a bet through Giraffe Kings 🫪
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An underappreciated benefit of going to therapy is feeling smug about going to therapy
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Uh, it might be, but I thought it was like a special corner store that hosted performance arts or something. As opposed to Art's Deli.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took me a while to realize arts delicatessen wasn't a sandwich place for theater kids
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the limited exception category, I started dancing (not moshing) at a Napalm Death show and a guy head-butted me like he was Juggernaut from X-Men
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bane Vs. Predator: Vulgar Display of Power
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(attempting to manifest) Bane Vs. Predator
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clasping arms meme. Mr Burns on the left, Bill & Ted on the right, the middle is excellent with an exclamation point.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guy dressed like a family annihilator with two daughters in fairy wings, wearing a My Bitch Has Autism shirt, good luck with your whole situation
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's always a push from consultants & analysts to follow concentrated capital interests and now that the richest have adopted fascism they insist we hear them out to some degree to keep the oligarchy happy. Pure scapegoating sociopathy that comes from thinking money only. bsky.app/profile/park...
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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i feel like the story of every election since 2016 has been "THIS one will be a cakewalk for us, it's the time to purge the left and prove we can win without their votes. oh fuck oh no"
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember Dave Grohl put this on some year end best of list and I've never agreed harder with someone I like less
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a novelist, I'm a patronizing asshole
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
About to start the lu-down, a combination luau and hoedown
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The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When will I be moved to a more secure facility?
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