The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Twilight Zone "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" is a foundational text in my media literacy 1211
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That monologue about the afterlife completely shattered me 020
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 41772125
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...thehardtimes.netModern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher SentencingFOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale 543398
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does the AI transcript get quality controlled by a human or does it get released as is? 130
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think poptism began with good intentions to recognize there's artistry in product music, and it was also about making space for music that wasn't marketed to straight men. IDK where it went off the rails but Conde Nast acquiring Pitchfork didn't help 000
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole 1797580
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026Jack Lemmon on the phone to his wife talking about how ya shoulda seen me honey, ya shoulda been there, I was moggin’ all over the room, I was rizzed up I tell ya, I was aura farming! Eh—wassat? My cortisol? Spiked? MY cortisol? [nervous laughter] no, no, no, 1383
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Homeboy was jerking his shit to daguerreotypes most foul 0355
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's not really going to be a net good though, because it doesn't signal the first fissures that lead to collapse. It's more like they're positioning themselves for mainstream acceptability when the Trump persona is no longer expedient, even though they will continue the same Trumpist agenda. 080
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026IDK maybe order it from a different company than the one partnering with the DoD 050
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Several allegations were made against the Old Vic's former artistic director Kevin Spacey as part of the MeToo movement, which began in late 2017." Oh. 0131
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just to be an internet pedant, that quote has been attributed to a bunch of different people 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That first Rentals album whips ass and I suspect it's partly due to the animosity Matt Sharp felt towards Rivers. Something similar to Lou Barlow and J Mascis butting heads. 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The ratio should tell you guys all you need to know about stories like this. I'm glad I stopped supporting NPR long ago when you pivoted to trying to both-sides Trumpism. 030
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People were pouring wine, honey and milk on the graves of loved ones 4,500 years ago. Pouring one out for the homies is a practice that goes back to Mesopotamia. 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The line on the doc is it's unflattering and connects Tesla to multiple vehicle-related deaths, so his investment would give him the opportunity to kill its release 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I made something art-like for a work project once and my coworker said "I hope you don't get upset if I say that's beautiful" because beauty is a shame upon the male gender 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Men just want one thing and it's disgusting 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The analogy might work better with Andrew Jackson, without whom America doesn't consolidate coast to coast power because he exterminated all the indigenous people. You don't get railroads without Andrew Jackson, but that doesn't mean you should celebrate him 130
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(giving someone the finger) This is the bird of disrespect 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe he's telling people to look it up because he wants to know what the definition is but doesn't feel qualified to do the research 040
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I get your point but saying "Western comics" feels a little broad. There are as many miniseries and short-run comics that tell discrete stories as there are ongoing, open-ended ones. 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Naming my turtles Onyx and Biohazard 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When looking at fascism on one hand and fascist enablers on the other, you don't get a prize for having fervently supported the fascist enablers 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A noir about a detective who's hired to find a horrible man, a guy who everyone agrees just sucks. Turns out, it's the detective's own Jekyll & Hyde type persona. Has this been done. Maybe the Hyde persona had to be partioned off to contain the detective's worst memories. Am I a genius? Hard to say 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town 090
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Lions are playing the Tigers? Better place a bet through Giraffe Kings 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026An underappreciated benefit of going to therapy is feeling smug about going to therapy 000
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Uh, it might be, but I thought it was like a special corner store that hosted performance arts or something. As opposed to Art's Deli. 0120
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Took me a while to realize arts delicatessen wasn't a sandwich place for theater kids 1570
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the limited exception category, I started dancing (not moshing) at a Napalm Death show and a guy head-butted me like he was Juggernaut from X-Men 010
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you. 673161706
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bane Vs. Predator: Vulgar Display of Power 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026(attempting to manifest) Bane Vs. Predator 110
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Guy dressed like a family annihilator with two daughters in fairy wings, wearing a My Bitch Has Autism shirt, good luck with your whole situation 4172
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's always a push from consultants & analysts to follow concentrated capital interests and now that the richest have adopted fascism they insist we hear them out to some degree to keep the oligarchy happy. Pure scapegoating sociopathy that comes from thinking money only. bsky.app/profile/park... 0184
Reposted by The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i feel like the story of every election since 2016 has been "THIS one will be a cakewalk for us, it's the time to purge the left and prove we can win without their votes. oh fuck oh no" 1786
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I remember Dave Grohl put this on some year end best of list and I've never agreed harder with someone I like less 120
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a novelist, I'm a patronizing asshole 2181
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026About to start the lu-down, a combination luau and hoedown 010
The Great Kaiju Bake Off 🔻🏴 @kaijubakeoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When will I be moved to a more secure facility? 000