Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i don’t know how to make it any plainer that the vast majority of dem voters believe holding people accountable IS part of “getting back to work” 662180475
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My first day as King: Skip ahead buttons are uniformly 30 seconds ahead, 15 second back. ON ALL PLATFORMS 010
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Time to turn Gleneagles into housing. Along with the Schlage and Brisbane projects it could finally support connecting the T-Third along Geneva to Balboa Park 000
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialTheeBue @thebue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly was one of a kind. 010728
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good news. E. Jean Carroll spent a decade in court fighting one of the most powerful men in the world. She fought with tenacity and grace — and she won. She is one of my personal heroes. We owe her a debt of gratitude. www.cnbc.com/2026/08/17/trump-supre…cnbc.comSupreme Court again rejects Trump bid to overturn E. Jean Carroll verdictPresident Trump was held civilly liable in the case by a New York federal jury for defaming and sexually abusing the wri 318129352694
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialscha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026 190166132618
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/07/2026get a load of the kid in the suit behind Trump impersonating his accordion hands 2473890760
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialDr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS 59792331804
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If SUI win, how many times have the 4 finalists been contiguous? 000
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Anyone else bothered by the phrase Nationwide State Fair? Just call it a Country Fair. 120
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 17/06/2026in riley’s honor i’m gonna wait and be the fifth person to make this joke 42766
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Kinda crazy that I don't see any World Cup posts today 100
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I, for one, think it's good that the entire global economy depends on Israel refraining from raining down death and destruction for literally any amount of time whatsoever 49022
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialDr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026As an anthropologist, I endorse this message! 273207306676
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw 293021518
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER 524352265533
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio around the time he starts dating 30-year-olds 113094
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/05/2026This is basically like saying “everyone knows that you wear a raincoat to the bookstore” 1166730
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialJake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This is an absolutely wild correction from The Verge www.theverge.com/features/916... 1383061468
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen 254188792734
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialTW @twesq.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I’ve got to get more RAM for my work computer and this feels relevant 13915
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is. 17790462085
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialMPinGA @mpinga.bsky.social · 13/04/2026On the bright side, if the NYT can frame a pope quoting bog standard Judeo-Christian values as an attack, I feel like I can completely disregard how they cover politics. 1958
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/04/2026(Eric Adams visiting fortune teller in 2021): "After I'm mayor, is Albany the next step?" "Something like that" 937949
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 02/04/2026gonna rename my cat nature because of how she feels about vacuums 527619
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 09/03/2026@nottooserious.bsky.social is this yours? 020
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialsam @samthielman.com · 06/03/2026First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her 52606576
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally. 6898621212
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Most every movie with Aliens means that these are attractive. Predator’s fangs are super sexy. 000
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialKevin Nguyen @knguyen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago 126100801789
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Finally some of these fundraising texts understand "Fuck You" as "unsubscribe" 000
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 16/02/2026@notalawyer.bsky.social can you please help explain the idea of “pressing charges”? Is it just a movie trope? 000
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The amount of sesame seeds that fell off my bagel could sow a whole meadow 000
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same 738277086960
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 03/01/2026It isn't about fentanyl. If so, he would've attacked Mexico and China. It isn't about drug trafficking. If so, he wouldn't have pardoned the President of Honduras. It isn't about election integrity. If so, he wouldn't have tried to steal an election here. It's. About. The. Oil. 1321742545
jwpschaub.bsky.social @jwpschaub.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I always love hearing an idiot spout off random numbers on a nationally televised speech 010
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/12/2025the cherry on the perfect legacy sundae 15832119
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY 085665
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialMoon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Who has made this 🤣 96207014037
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialDuncombe @duncombe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I can't listen to the song without thinking of 2145301131
Reposted by @jwpschaub.bsky.socialJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/11/2025every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard 91222185
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