Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Me analyzing the world all over again after quitting my 13 yr stoner run 000
Reposted by Skelly PastramiAndy @carbrochureaddict.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Volkswagen brochures in the 1970s usually followed a strict corporate style across Europe, with single-colour cover, so it's unusual to see this UK one on the mk1 Golf in an English village setting, with historic 16th century Sussex pub, The Bolney Stage, as its cover backdrop. #carbluesky 3526
Reposted by Skelly PastramiRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/ 433813532
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Bubbles loving to eat paste was a curveball i wasnt prepared for 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026All i see is NPC trend girl eating taco emojis and being yelled at for some reason 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I gotta stop scrolling bluesky at work cause I'm bonking my phone every 10 posts for outrageous horny 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every time i see his face, the club goin up - on a tuesday 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Schroedinger's bong: A quantum state of high and not high since both feet are on the ground 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She was very appreciative and thanked me this morning while we got into our respective cars for work. She got home 10 hours later and texted me again... It was not her cat. and she was as awestruck as I was at the resemblance... 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Last night i got home from the Johnny Blue Skies Concert around midnight, and found a cat outside my neighbors house. Ive cat sitted for this neighbors cats before but im allergic so i only kinda know them. I debated for 10 min if i key into my neighbors house without notice to drop her cat inside 110
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Its funny there was a web version of this that i could share so you could see all its beauty in detail, but you know what? :P 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Proud Dad moment. 6 months ago this whole corner was 6ft tall weeds and clusters of honeysuckle and other weeds. Now i got this beaute thriving and ... blooming in October?? 000
Reposted by Skelly PastramiDJC @dajaca.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just got a belated birthday present @beetlemoses.bsky.social 1533
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My wife likes to teach the kid how to do specific things and i show the kid how to fuck up for fun. Saturday she "wanted to do the corn maze with dada" She walked straight into the side of the corn wall, pulling my hand. We zig zagged through corn stalks, ignoring the maze trail. Thats my girl! 010
Reposted by Skelly PastramiBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes, I'm proud of you but, no, you can't bring it in. 16615
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me, internally: ill never fix this one thing at work so I'm a faiure. I'll never have "enough" money. I cant just spend my time on all my hobbies. I hate having to give things up to better myself. Its all so hard! My wife's ass: 😘 Me, internally: yeah thats the ticket :) 000
Reposted by Skelly PastramiTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period. 3029840
Reposted by Skelly Pastramithey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here? 1656951886
Reposted by Skelly PastramiNoppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle 4951241375
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wonder if i quit smoking weed for a month, will i be able to articulate all the expressive thoughts i have, in a sensible and timely and consumer-friendly way? Right. Back to jokes on jerkin it 000
Reposted by Skelly PastramiDr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey, here's a nice write-up of our recent SHERA paper! #PIDaily phys.org/news/2026-08...phys.orgLooking for Earth 2.0 in binary systemsWhile astronomers have found thousands of exoplanets over the last few decades, the true prize continues to elude them—they have yet to find an Earth-mass, rocky planet orbiting in the habitable zone ... 2173
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My brain is just a schroedingers catbox of this 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Smoked well before band practice yesterday, forgot i need to take benedryl for friends cat. And boy did i fuck up almost every song 😎🔫 000
Reposted by Skelly Pastramida share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN 01544362
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Anyone else up breathalizing their kids silly straws out of the wash? 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Was worried about committing to my current tattoo choice but im very happy after session 1. Now im already committing to a marceline tat right after this 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026His cats were the real racists, and named themselves! 010
Reposted by Skelly PastramiDr. Amber Straughn (she/her) @astraughnomer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WOW! “As a result of exquisite planning by our orbital dynamics team, brilliant execution by the operations team, and a precise launch from SpaceX, Roman has fuel for at least 22 years of potential science ops” science.nasa.gov/blogs/roman/...science.nasa.govFuel Savings Double Potential Lifetime for NASA’s Roman Mission - NASA ScienceThe results are in: NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope’s very accurate first mid-course correction, along with other fuel savings, are expected to more 1226
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For some reason, i will never forget the simultaneous release and split interest of the 2007 Saturn Sky and the Pontiac Solstice. My friends mom bought a Solstice and it was then that I knew that the Saturn Sky was the correct answer 001
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me, 35, standing to wipe my ass like I always do: "Wait am i just the kid that didnt learn to lean and wipe, kinda like the kid who pulled his pants all the way down at the urinal? Except mine is behind closed doors, so no one mocked me into changing?" 010
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wow. 2 years away from a job where i presented data in excel. I was developer friendly back then. Just hopped back in for a project budget that hinges on a lot of "ifs" BUT holy shit i forgot how neat and terrible excel us 000
Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I didnt even finish reading but my brain saw all the letters organized how i wanted them "fairy tiddies" XD 000