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Skelly Pastrami

@justakarp.bsky.social
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He/Him Corned Beef Chief & aspiring, well-rounded flat-earther. Please forgive my idiocy, i only study information that doesn't matter like music, or games, or quantum physics. Four on the floor makes me a hoor evanlaudel.com

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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 23h
Me analyzing the world all over again after quitting my 13 yr stoner run
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Andy @carbrochureaddict.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Volkswagen brochures in the 1970s usually followed a strict corporate style across Europe, with single-colour cover, so it's unusual to see this UK one on the mk1 Golf in an English village setting, with historic 16th century Sussex pub, The Bolney Stage, as its cover backdrop. #carbluesky
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/10/2026
Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/
Comic: Rejected Space Mission Profiles. (1) Jupiter Rover [rover falling through clouds screaming AAAAA!] (2) Voyager 2 Orbiter [Small spacecraft orbiting the space probe] (3) Crewed Pluto Flyby [Spacecraft passing planets. Voice from inside says, “Uh, bye, I guess.”] (4) Neptune Core Return [Rocket pulling core out of planet which is dragging the surface of the planet with it.]
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bubbles loving to eat paste was a curveball i wasnt prepared for
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 13/10/2026
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All i see is NPC trend girl eating taco emojis and being yelled at for some reason
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I gotta stop scrolling bluesky at work cause I'm bonking my phone every 10 posts for outrageous horny
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Disney+ is abysmal for this
Star wars, in wide-screen, and full screen, but not framed to match resolution of the wide-screen it's playing on...
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time i see his face, the club goin up - on a tuesday
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what i bring to friendsgiving
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Schroedinger's bong: A quantum state of high and not high since both feet are on the ground
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last night i got home from the Johnny Blue Skies Concert around midnight, and found a cat outside my neighbors house. Ive cat sitted for this neighbors cats before but im allergic so i only kinda know them. I debated for 10 min if i key into my neighbors house without notice to drop her cat inside
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its funny there was a web version of this that i could share so you could see all its beauty in detail, but you know what? :P
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Proud Dad moment. 6 months ago this whole corner was 6ft tall weeds and clusters of honeysuckle and other weeds. Now i got this beaute thriving and ... blooming in October??
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DJC @dajaca.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just got a belated birthday present @beetlemoses.bsky.social
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife likes to teach the kid how to do specific things and i show the kid how to fuck up for fun. Saturday she "wanted to do the corn maze with dada" She walked straight into the side of the corn wall, pulling my hand. We zig zagged through corn stalks, ignoring the maze trail. Thats my girl!
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Eri!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, I'm proud of you but, no, you can't bring it in.
Jumping spider with prey bigger than it.
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30 Oct 1
Marecline the vampire queen in comfy overalls carrying her cute doll Hambo to visit the ice kingMarceline the vampire queen with her axe bass, giving the call me gesture to someone off screen while she flicks her tongue out. Vury scurry
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, internally: ill never fix this one thing at work so I'm a faiure. I'll never have "enough" money. I cant just spend my time on all my hobbies. I hate having to give things up to better myself. Its all so hard! My wife's ass: 😘 Me, internally: yeah thats the ticket :)
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a yellow sign with a picture of a bee and weirdly inconsistently focused words/letters that say WARNING DEAD GAY BEES THERE IS A BEE IN MY ASS OOF OUCH MY TOES ARE GETTING SUCCED HELP
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Flying lotus score? 🧐👀🫨
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder if i quit smoking weed for a month, will i be able to articulate all the expressive thoughts i have, in a sensible and timely and consumer-friendly way? Right. Back to jokes on jerkin it
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife and i
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, here's a nice write-up of our recent SHERA paper! #PIDaily phys.org/news/2026-08...
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Looking for Earth 2.0 in binary systems
While astronomers have found thousands of exoplanets over the last few decades, the true prize continues to elude them—they have yet to find an Earth-mass, rocky planet orbiting in the habitable zone ...
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My brain is just a schroedingers catbox of this
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Smoked well before band practice yesterday, forgot i need to take benedryl for friends cat. And boy did i fuck up almost every song 😎🔫
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your comfort character
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else up breathalizing their kids silly straws out of the wash?
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was worried about committing to my current tattoo choice but im very happy after session 1. Now im already committing to a marceline tat right after this
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Dr. Amber Straughn (she/her) @astraughnomer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WOW! “As a result of exquisite planning by our orbital dynamics team, brilliant execution by the operations team, and a precise launch from SpaceX, Roman has fuel for at least 22 years of potential science ops” science.nasa.gov/blogs/roman/...
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Fuel Savings Double Potential Lifetime for NASA’s Roman Mission - NASA Science
The results are in: NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope’s very accurate first mid-course correction, along with other fuel savings, are expected to more
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
unheard of levels of being Locked In
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For some reason, i will never forget the simultaneous release and split interest of the 2007 Saturn Sky and the Pontiac Solstice. My friends mom bought a Solstice and it was then that I knew that the Saturn Sky was the correct answer
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me, 35, standing to wipe my ass like I always do: "Wait am i just the kid that didnt learn to lean and wipe, kinda like the kid who pulled his pants all the way down at the urinal? Except mine is behind closed doors, so no one mocked me into changing?"
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wow. 2 years away from a job where i presented data in excel. I was developer friendly back then. Just hopped back in for a project budget that hinges on a lot of "ifs" BUT holy shit i forgot how neat and terrible excel us
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wife just left the campaign with friends (school overscheduling her) and i just lore dumped all my plans to her and all she said was "thats cool" So yeah, my DMing...? "Its cool" 😎
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally got to tell my daughter (3) the Hobbit without using it as a sedative. I changed bilbo to a frog, gandalf to a rabbit witch, and the dwarves are all mice, but hey it fuckin worked. She's hooked and we leave the froghole tomorrow night!
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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TH3GADFLY COMMISSIONS OPEN! DM for details! @th3gadfly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trying to think of Adopt Design Ideas and realizing the Male Gender exists!
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Spongebob Caveman Shock
Alt: Spongebob Caveman Fire Cooking Realization scene but they snuck in a picture of Fat Scrooge McDuck!
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Damn, now 2 local comic/tcg/board game stores have closed that i liked.
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New telescope in space to obsess over!
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Rik | Dipshit Actual @rikthedipshit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
speaking of things that brightened my mood, this meme a friend sent me had my ass WHEEZING
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Skelly Pastrami @justakarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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