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jule

@julitime.bsky.social
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setup wizard in their 28 cent life crisis pgh penna 🍉 on twitter i was funny. these are just my thinkings

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not to brag but it's actually so easy for me not to have a crush, as an adult
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now that i'm getting into reading again i'n remembering i can't do it while multitasking. how am i supposed to fold laundry under these circumstances
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm not into it when a pet has the name of a celebrity but as a pun, like barkbara walters or felinesha day. kinda tying your cat's reputation to something out of their control. no cat of mine is getting canceled fot racist old tweets
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
someone can lend me a switch 2 for a few weeks so i have time to play and then get bored of the new kirby game. accepting applications, thank you
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jess(ie) @starbeestar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adults was so good I wish living in nyc with your best friends was real
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i'm going to know literally everyone at the julia jacklin concert its not even funny
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i need hobbies, i can't keep doing this
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i have a sick and twisted feeling.. that a lot more people are going to die.. moving forward
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America, Gulf again???
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
buying strawberries when they're out of season and they taste like nothing just because they are strawberries feels like compulsatory heterosexuality
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Dad’s Rootbeer” is everything wrong with rootbeer culture, foolish nostalgia, always looking to the past. I want a rootbeer that looks to the future, I want a rootbeer a Cyborg would drink
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i am ringing groceries of some like seriously big name professors who have wikipedia pages and its bewildering that more academics don't have any kind of celebrity status. probably for the best. too many celebrities to know as is
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
team new jersey (latrice, yash, mallory) is lookin good this week tho #bb28
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
if someone seems cool and then i notice they're wearing Noah Kahan merch, i drop them down 2 or 3 cool points in my head. is this unfair of me
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
anyone else thinking about this
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
reposting>> The Federal Government shouldn't decide what your family can read. But that's what they're trying to do! We made it easy to tell Congress to reject the Federal Book Ban Bills. Take action today! #library #libraries #lit via @everylibrary.bsky.social stopfederalbookbans.us
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#bb28
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I Think You Should Leave: And Popcorn
ALT: I Think You Should Leave: And Popcorn
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Photo by Harry Whittier Frees from 1911 book Kittens and Cats: A First Reader. Black and white photo of a cat wearing a cone hat that says DUNCE, yellow border with caption that reads YES, I AM A DUNCE. I thought it was funny.
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
anyone else thinking the sunlight is especially orange today
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
rome hides his true name so he cannot be controlled, earthsea-style. its actually alpha ! #bb28
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#bb28 i think rome has the eyes of a 5 year old and drew has the hair of a 5 year old, and together, they should not be allowed to operate anything
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Young bird sitting in the palm of a white hand, staring glumly off into the distance. Orginial Alt Text is as follows, A male Guam kingfisher hatched at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh on April 19 and took his first flight on May 27.
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jess(ie) @starbeestar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You’re gonna lose me EVERYTIME if you bring up divine feminine energy
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jess(ie) @starbeestar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don’t even think the fact that the lady left her boyfriend for a bee was the worst part, I think the fact that she left him for Jerry Seinfeld had to have stung (ha) more
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i like to go on reddit and stalk strangers profile to see what their whole deal is. it gives me zest for life knowing that the people who walk among me are weirder than i would imagine
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Mitski, i am using all of my telepathetic power to tell you to cover a Jim Croce song
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"But AI can transcribe quickly for me!" The lack of time for transcription in the archives is not natural, it is created. The time to transcribe, which is also time to read and think about material, has been taken from us by those with the power to fund our work. Now they want it without funding it.
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i've been trying to say this
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
if you don't like me and my schedule, be prepared to face off against my 10 friends who are kinda like me and kinda have my schedule
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i think i've seen the condado taco ad enough times that i could log it as a movie on my letterboxd
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jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I love when well-meaning Christians say "well even if you don't believe in God, at least you believe in something!" as if that means anything. it's like telling a Beatles fan that you don't like the Beatles and then they say "well I'm glad you still like hearing sounds. that's sort of like Beatles."
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Found out I broke bluesky today—just for being me
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
going viral on bluesky means getting 10 likes, 5 reposts, and 1 comment
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
viral 'good deed' youtubers are always pioneering the field of stressing people out on camera
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 12/04/2026
This has nothing to do with Hezbollah. They are just another excuse for yet another Israeli ethnic cleansing campaign. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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‘Everything is gone’: Israel destroys entire villages in Lebanon
Rights groups fear tactic of ‘domicide’ trialled in Gaza, where entire areas are made uninhabitable, is being used again
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the way a bisexual femme can go completely feral over the rattiest guy you've ever met needs to be studied on a molecular level
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i wish some days were longer so i could get another meal in, and some days were shorter so i could just eat one meal
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i've been too sick and i'm grieving too hard to go to work, tell me why my instinct is to ask a coworker to bring me the homework and tell me what i missed in school
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
this month is so so bad already, please send any excess luck you might not need in my direction
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
can someone just suck it up and kill him already, the plot is getting tired
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
oreo COOKIES are NOT GOOD
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i gotta get around to watching things sooner before their creators get ousted for being bad men. i'm only up to season 3 of the simpsons! i never even got a chance with annie hall!
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Slanted looks unwatchable, but I'm excited to see four poorly written video essays that primarily recap the plot
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
One of the terrible things about the ICE occupation of Minneapolis is that they’ve been doing stuff that is so crazy that people assume it’s some kind of exaggeration, despite being widely documented on video. Following observers home! Lurking outside elementary schools! Black-bagging citizens!
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jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
and while we are paving a new world, can we bring back the dislike button
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
what polling does not capture is that it's not just disapproval, most of the country sincerely wants him dead
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jule @julitime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
update on this, left a very nice note for upstairs neighbor and it was taken well. she has texted me that she put some rugs under the dog's crate. did not help, but it's the thought that counts
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