jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026no thanks NBC, we don't need a "pee cock streaming platform," most men can hardly hit the urinal from ground level!! (imagine I tweeted this years ago) 020
Reposted by jonBobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode 06615
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026dee pissed herself just to be first out I'm dyinggfgg #bb28 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i should have reposted this before the odyssey hype died down 000
Reposted by jontykenn (Trees Hate You) @tykenn.games · 05/06/2026The trees are horrible and want to ruin your day. Be the victim of relentless tree bullies, fall for many traps, maybe find an axe, and try to escape this awful forest. There's a demo if want to start suffering early: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/... #PitchYaGame #indiegame #TreesHateYou 3256
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026happy arbor day!! I'm making the music for this game 041
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026pgh commenters be like: bro is NEVER gonna boat the alleghenies 😭 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I love when well-meaning Christians say "well even if you don't believe in God, at least you believe in something!" as if that means anything. it's like telling a Beatles fan that you don't like the Beatles and then they say "well I'm glad you still like hearing sounds. that's sort of like Beatles." 021
Reposted by jonjule @julitime.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i wish some days were longer so i could get another meal in, and some days were shorter so i could just eat one meal 022
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Supreme Leader is not that different of a title from Commander-In-Chief but Americans act like it means Sith Lord 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026CRAZY Entitled Woke Charon DEMANDS Obol From Brave Centurion Killed In Action | Shocking Clips 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/03/2026locals (girls like us) by underscores is chumbawumba tubthumping for zoomers 120
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I dont care that capybara can have an orange on its head. I don't care that caybara is a beefy rat. it's not that cool. I've seen cooler stuff. go to hell 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026more like ulcerkill #thenewlevelsaretoostressful #ultrakill 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026spotify, apple podcasts, wherever I get my podcasts, it is no business of yours... 000
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect 021
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026youtu.be/Ix-AMYos0Js?...youtu.beYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think SEO marketing and article paywalls are partly to blame for the perceived utility of LLMs. Like if it was easy to get a recipe or a list of 90s romcoms from Google without subscriptions and obstructive fluff text, people would not be half as impressed by ChatGPT 151
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/01/2026funniest regular feature of the traitors is the cast trying to guess the gender of a person based on how they knock on door 030
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026a bit late but I'm gonna predict some states will start flirting with secession in 2026 020
Reposted by jononion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2026abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point 4266371184
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers 130
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 31/12/2025thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand. God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil. and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut 021
Reposted by jonjule @julitime.bsky.social · 29/12/2025anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies. 041
Reposted by jonjon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/09/2025the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT 011
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it?? (I think I know the answer and it is evil!!) 110
Reposted by jonjess(ie) @starbeestar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense 021
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/11/2025No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn 041
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers 120
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025in my dream I heard a crazy rumor that George Clooney only puts the condom on the tip 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 17/10/2025the idea that Christopher Columbus is some Italian icon is especially wacky when you think about how America is named after a different colonizer who is way more Italian of course that guy sucked too but y'know 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 01/10/2025my wife sent me a Dear John letter, which I oughta just call a John Deere letter on account of she's attractored to other men 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 24/09/2025the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT 011
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025trying to figure out if you have Tylenol Autism or Vaccine Autism or 5G Autism or Food Dye Autism or Seed Oil Autism based on your vibes 110
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Weird Old Man Cinematic Universe where the villains of: - The Menu - Opus - Heretic - Knives Out: Glass Onion - Him (probably, haven't seen it yet) all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies 010
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 21/09/2025RFK Jr please make tree ice cream commercially available instead of whatever tf you're doing right now!! I'm sick of the tree ice cream guy getting to enjoy all these unique ice creams by himself!! 140
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 20/09/2025as a principled leftist, I will wait to comply after the order has been given. it's just the polite thing to do 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025it's 2015. I'm looking at Undertale memes and listening to the Hamilton soundtrack. A portal opens and 2025 jon steps through. "jimmy kimmel unfairly cancelled," 2025 says. "wow you're so pretty," 2015 says. "thank you," 2025 says. "unfairly?" asks 2015 "yeah. wait wtf are you looking at 131
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 13/09/2025this argument at least made some sense when the FPS was gaming culture's primary focus but nowadays everyone's talking about Bug Castlevania and Roguelite Poker 030
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I'm 48 hours old, and I'm chiming in to say that, politics aside, Political Violence is unacceptable and must be condemned. In case you hadn't heard, it's a new type of Violence that came out of nowhere. It includes all Violence that is Political, such as the recent Kirkicide, and also other stuff 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 11/08/2025if I had a dime for every time I heard someone say "I would have two dimes, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," I would have an annoying number of dimes, like more than I would ever want to carry but not enough to be worth cashing in 020
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Amazon as a service is so extremely cool, truly the pinnacle of modern logistics. Amazon as a company is a vicious and deceptive machine powered by the blood of the poor. It is both a miraculous example of the power of well-organized human labor and a terrible indictment of those who hold that power 010
Reposted by jonjule @julitime.bsky.social · 18/07/2025i heeled my inner child, and now i'm only one very tall inner child in a trenchcoat 011
jon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 17/07/2025first they came for the LGBTQ, and I did not speak out, for I only goon to hypno 130
Reposted by jonjon @jonathonwebsite.bsky.social · 25/03/2024if Paul Revere he would be like "my names Paul he/him, anyway omgggggg not the British coming lmao!!! time to get in your safe space" and the horse woke too 042
