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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff

@suellade.bsky.social
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Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. NOW A DEFORM MP! (Go me!!!). Im in charge of Reading, righting and erm…adding up (parody)

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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 54m
Superb
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 57m
Was visiting Culzean castle today & was waiting outside the loos with the dog whilst my lady was in them. A lady came across to me & asked if I could go into the men’s & shout “.Gordon are you ok?” As her husband had been In there for ages. I came out saying he was fine What an opportunity I missed
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 3h
So you’ve been absent from your work? Not on the sick- just not there? So you clung to pay back your wages then nige?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 10h
Wont anyone think of his kids? Well, he didn’t…..
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 23h
Wonder where I’ve been spending a lot of time on holiday!
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Wonder where I’ve been spending a lot of time on holiday!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 23h
Anyone know why this is a notable place for world sport?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s got bored of RAF fairfird fairly quickly Wonder why?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi Julia Is rage an emotion? As in cold hard rage? Bet you loved that tho Twat
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bonnie Scotland (again)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sigh… Playing in the local Pub I’m having tea in on holiday The food was very nice - pan fried mackerel
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah Shite over priced over hppped beer from a company who’s original CEO was a complete tosser The brand is toxic
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well I’m on holiday!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nicely put John
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a single man living with his dog Unlikely
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not sure Dump can be classed as an actor He was only in home alone 2 hasn’t he? (And isn’t anymore)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My word And people think I talk bollocks
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah well….,
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dry your eyes mate
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What relevance is how many kids he’s got?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Completely agree Nadhim But neither should Deform
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aren’t we the party of free speech?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh FFS I’m talking bollocks again aren’t I?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keeping are wimin and chilren safe
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you get to your holiday rental Go to the pub for tea (venison stew - lovely) And get back and realise the HDMI socket in the TV is knackered so you can’t use your Roku box But then what do you find on ITV4? That’ll do!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is fucking ridiculous Spent a fortune (well, relatively speaking) to hire a dog friendly house for me and my lady for a few days It’s beautiful And dog friendly But is this is dog friendly? Who restricts their dogs to the service areas? And yet this is not in the listing when you book
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bonnie Scotland Stunning!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bugger I was hoping for No.10
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah People tend to be released on bail to give police time to gather and assess evidence But when you are so fucking stupid as to film and live stream yourself committing the crime…..
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Basically a batboat Crewed by heroes Who risk their lives for nothing
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh dear Won’t anyone think of poor Nigel
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this his national campaign to visit every Spoons in the country? They’ve all got unique carpets you know?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But in the top 0.1% of racist, grifting, lying MPs?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man who campaigned to help save children’s lives* moans about campaign to save children’s lives (* he funded the campaign to ban handguns following Dumblane)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Think they are historic Just not in the way Dump expected
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who actually has one of these plug sockets in their house New toothbrush delivered So then had to drive to buy a bloody plug adaptor for £1.50
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just blocked my WINO on my phone That felt GOOOOOODDD (Probably just while I’m on holiday. Probably!)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WTAF????
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not a bad place to be Guess where?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tears for Fears (that he may be inside for a while!)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alleged???
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolute scum
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Snowflake
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yay! I’m on holiday for 9 days! And we go away Monday to Bonnie Scotland!!!!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proof that Boro is in Yorkshire
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deform - the party of working families Erm….not if you live in South Shields
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow! Just found this is on Prime Well, that’s my next few weeks sorted
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great to see a competitive game Part of me wants Sri Lanka to win A small part of me
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The quote is from Jezza Kyle - a presenter who revelled in human misery And a guy ended up taking his life after appearing on his “show” So, Jezza, how are you relevant? Just fuck off
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a huge cricket fan I should know this Is retired hurt classed as a not out or a dismissal? And can he come back out again if needed? Gutted for Jos
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I knew it! Blair is an immortal Vampyr !
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