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Cletus Van Damme

@juggstorecowboy.bsky.social
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The toxic masculinity of Beavis and Butthead
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 25/06/2026
has anybody who signed the harper's letter said anything about any of this
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of my favorite old Onion articles theonion.com/nations-expe...
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What about Amazing Atheist who became known for putting various fruit in his ass and pouring scalding hot oil on his pee pee
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
can you look a little less miserable please!!!
orange cat with big paws looking sad on a blanket
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The whole Confederacy was inspired by anime. Many a time in Lee's diary he reflects on his wish to transform into a cat for sexual purposes.
Still Shelby Foote, still in a still from the interview portions of Ken Burns' 1990 documentary on the Civil War. Foote is still sitting in front of a bookcase, in a blue button-down shirt, open-mouthed slightly, glancing off screen as if to gather his thoughts. He still has short salt-and pepper hair parted in the middle, and a trimmed salt-and-pepper beard. Confederate apologia still could not have asked for a better mouthpiece than Foote, whose smooth-bourbon accent and gentlemanly mien did more to advance the cause of obscuring slavery as the war's cause and Jim Crow as its favorite child than Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth could ever dream of. Before you read even one word of his history of the Civil War, you should still be required to read McPherson's Battle Cry of Freedom twice.
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My only contribution to the discourse is I would be on bluesky more often if they would be the first social media platform to ban anime fans
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
He puts him on a rotisserie spit and roasts him
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Great, amazing show. The Teeth gag had me howling
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In my volcel era (can't beat off for a week because I have to have a prostate specific blood test)
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Friday night prairie dog
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lol what is this shit
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/03/2026
sam alito looking at the voting rights act
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Unlike what I'm seeing all over my TL rn you will never see my sucking on a CEOs titties for doing the bare minimum putting restrictions on what they'll do for the DOD
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Marty Day @marty.day · 20/02/2026
To go dark-ish myself, one of the hardest laughs I had while my step-father was in hospice, was he asked my mom and I to get in touch with two specific people they'd fallen out with. Why? He wanted to tell them to fuck themselves. 😂
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Low Bar wall art
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/02/2026
14 crashes since June in one tiny Austin geofence after 10 years of bullshit hype incredible that people choose to wake up and work on this scam every day instead of just beer bonging Draino (or getting a respectable job at like Buck-Es)
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Guess I'll be watching Lonesome Dove tonight
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
awww, refractory period kitty
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy 5th birthday Luanne!
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We're watching Henry Fonda
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Some massive 6'5 intoxicated zoomer came up to me earlier and said "yo man you look like a stud" and insisted on shaking my hand so I have that going for me at least
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Spent time with my friend Mickey last night
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
stop scrolling and look at this :
orange cat asleep showing off his beans orange cat asleep covering his face
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Got some pushback in the GC today for stating the obvious fact that David Wilcox is better than the Tragically Hip
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Did he accidentally shoot himself
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Good riddance kahanist scum
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The way to scare libertarians about the ICE shooting is to ask them to imagine: what if that was you dropping off your girlfriend at her elementary school?
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hard to imagine at this state the concept of something as abstract as "summer"
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Went to a cottage for the new year
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Uniquely American sickness
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White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fun fact: statistically, if you live in the United States, one of these people is living on your very block right now.
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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
this made me so happy
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The good news is that we don't need to read the report. Voters hate the party and we hate the leadership. The country is literally coming apart at the seams and we blame you. Entirely. Hide all you want, we know who's at fault. And we know who the consultants are. You're fucked. I promise.
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
15 years in toronto today ☠️⚰️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
why was there a cat on the field in Oklahoma
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
WINE MARRIAGE HOMOSEX
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Wow, what a crazy poem.
Ryan Lizzo's part two on Telos, but changed so it says:

She did it again.

It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note—a poem, according to Olivia—though this time from the candidate to her.

“My love for you is like for truck,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Berserker.”

He continued, “Would you like to making fuck? Berserker. My love for you is like a rock, Berserker. Would you like to smoke some pot? Berserker.
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker.
Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker.
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker.”
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Cletus Van Damme @juggstorecowboy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cozy season
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Really worried what bombshell Lizza will drop next:
shot of Nuzzi piece about Giuliani
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