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Judy's Trench

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Despite the photo, I'm not Judy Dench.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I only want to work hard enough to deserve an ice cream sandwich.
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Scotland Every day should contain a pleasure as simple as walking on the machair or singing to the seals. - Thomas A Clark 🎨 Mae MacPherson
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How am I supposed to decide on a new mattress when the salespeople won't make me some porridge?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PETER FALK sketching at his Beverly Hills home in 1984.
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Stumblegirl @stumblegirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oil Painting #AiArtStyles @guruscorpion.bsky.social #Aiart #Aiイラスト #aiart #Art #A.IArt #aiartcommunity #midjourney #art #synthart #DigitalArt #GenerativeAI #generativeart #Wallpaper #AIArtwork #midjourneyart #stumblegirl
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If nobody pushes a button does it feel depressed?
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Gorillasinthemist: *deep grunts*
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Eric Tiggeler (Dutch, b.1962) "Reader at the Station," 2026 Acrylic on canvas
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
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@DanWritehead: This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70- years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams.

(A photo of Godzilla)
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Watching “To Kill a Mocking Bird.” I love watching old movies in the wee morning hours. A true classic.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ME: I started this new diet drug called Ozempig HER: I think you mean Ozempic ME: *stuffing 6 slices of bacon and a spiraled ham into my mouth* I don’t think so
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes my wife uses earplugs and headphones at the same time and when I ask her why she doesn’t answer.
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Duncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 14/08/2026
"Goodnight moon" #synthart 🇺🇦
neo-expressionist oil on canvas, wild strokes, a summer orchard of green-leafed trees, unkempt golden-yellow grass, silver moonlight breaks through dark clouded cobalt-blue skies, bright shrouded moon, pagan nature, high contrast, strong visual flow --ar 5:7 --pm --stylize 200 --v 8.2
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Vericocum @vericum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Barry Hilton "Golden Field" Oil on Canvas #art #lanfscape
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HER: can you change the baby? ME: [to baby] maybe try being less loud
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 26/07/2026
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD was released 7 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of Quentin Tarantino’s greatest movies and featuring an all-star cast, the behind the scenes story is as big as the film… 1/47
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 31/07/2026
THE LOST BOYS was released 39 years ago today. A reinvention of the vampire genre, and an 80s cult classic, the behind the scenes story will have you cursing all the damn vampires… 1/36
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
VILLAIN: the only way to defuse the bomb is to enter this 6-digit code within the next 3 seconds ME: *quickly enters the code only to realize that my num lock was off and the orphanage explodes*
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
© Elena Wuest. 'The Tangerine Hour.' Oil on canvas, 2026. 80 × 60 cm.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ME: [making bird calls] hello is this the bird that crapped on my car? BIRD: uh ME: I will find you and I will kill you
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 07/07/2026
Our book ALL THE RIGHT MOVIES is out 1st September, but you don't have to wait to start reading. Pre-order now and an exclusive bonus chapter is yours straight away. A full LIFE OF BRIAN deep-dive, cut from the book and designed to match it. www.quarto.com/campaign/All...
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 21/07/2026
DUNKIRK was released 9 years ago today. Christopher Nolan’s first war film, and acclaimed as one of the great World War II movies this century, the story of how it came to be is as epic as the film… 1/44
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I didn't realize that when Freddie Mercury sang 'Under Pressure' he was describing the entirety of adulthood.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As a matter of fairness, there will now be a 20% tariff on all non diarrhea-inducing lettuce going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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🦋 Frankie 🦋 @frankiemillie10.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In Greek mythology Narcissus is brought down by Green reflecting pool 🤔
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WIFE: what are you looking for? ME: I'm not telling WIFE: why not? ME: because you'll find it
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WAITER: and what can I get you? ME: *tossing menu like a frisbee* I'll have the larger font please
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Nancy B 💙🐱🐶📚💀 @extremebeautylv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There are classic Christmas movies, such as Krampus, Die Hard & Elf, but they say there isn’t a true 4th of July movie. I beg to differ . . .
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.
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Cineau @cineau74.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Movies released on July 6…
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding.” INHERIT THE WIND (1960) One of the best courtroom drama movies ever made. #SpencerTracy #FredricMarch
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
slowly developing a brain that only wants to see two things on tv: - live sports - movies I have already seen 25 times
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't read a lot of non-friction books because they are too slippery.
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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I made a starter pack! go.bsky.app/K71wfyW
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/05/2025
(tearfully pleading) delete your account
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I made a starter pack! go.bsky.app/K71wfyW
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 10/05/2025
Came out to this vignette on the kitchen table. Rough night for the chick.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Go on, go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore
One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Having agoraphobia means you prefer inside jokes
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I like you, but If you change your profile pic, your username or your whole energy, I’ll scroll past like we never trauma-bonded.
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tonight we war.
A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.
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