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WldAnmls

@wldanmls.bsky.social
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Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When her parents come home unannounced.
A white dog standing on a roof after escaping out of the second floor window. Presumably the female dog is in her bedroom quickly putting clothes on.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I said no needles. I meant no needles.
A cat wedging himself behind a window to avoid needle time.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.
Gary the goose statue has lost his head and his friend, also a goose, is looking to help him.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.
An owl with diarrhea (from drinking too many pina coladas).
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 24/05/2025
Bon Joey
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When the doorbell rings.
An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.
A bird struggling to get on a branch while two others ignore him so he'll leave them alone.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?
A bird, a rhinoceros and a peacock discussing fashion.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Go on, go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore
One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
A lizard angry that he didn't get to be the new Pope.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
A seal, trying to fit in with three penguins, so far, doing a good job of it.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tonight we war.
A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Love who you want.
A cat and a capybara canoodling
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.
Two birds standing in shallow water, one is removing a large piece of seaweed from the other.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
An owl, wings outstretched to look like a giant snowboard.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?
A lizard holding a stick, looking like he's about to go on stage to tell jokes.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.
A group of penguins, one penguin wrapper his arms around another as if he's escorting him out of the bar.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
Two squirrels using a camera for a fashion shoot.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Learn the ways of The Force, you must.
A dog, wrapped in a blanket, doing a Yoda impression.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm not full. You're full.
A chipmunk holding an ear of corn, with his cheeks mostly full.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up
A lizard places his hand on the mouth of a frog as it to shush him.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up
A bunch of meerkats standing, looking at the screen, one of them appears to be singing some Eminem.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Don't give up. We're almost there. (click the image to see how far is left)
A picture of a long road with a duck at the end of it.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hodor
One small dog sitting on another large dog
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
When someone tells me to read the news
A bird hiding his face behind a leaf.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
When you ruin the Easter ham, this is who you call for help.
A bunny rabbit wearing a McDonald's hat and drive through mic.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
[Dua Lipa voice] Daaance, dance the night away
A weasel (stoat, ferret -- I don't know) looks like it's dancing in the snow.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Did you say donuts?
A deer pokes his head in a field of grass when hears there are donuts
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My favorite game? Hungry Hippos, why do you ask?
A bird about to be eaten by a hungry hungry hippo
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So there I was, crossing the road at night when these two bright white lights came out of nowhere and, man, I just froze.
A squirrel with his hands up telling a harrowing tale.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Luke, I am your pawther
A black cat dressed like Darth Vader
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You paid HOW MUCH for that seat?
A duck looking in a airplane window wondering why we pay so much.
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Now let's do a silly one
Two dogs posing for the camera
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The first time your parents leave you alone for the week
A cat passed out amongst some beer bottles
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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You said you got rid of all the mice, Frank!
A zebra is climbing a giraffe (because of mice?)
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