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Jude

@judetx.bsky.social
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a Texan for now, a Glaswegian forever #MDANT

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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Matthew Stewart @roguestrands.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
As parents, we're supposed to remember the first time we did stuff with our kids, but the last time is equally as significant, if not more. This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m a character in a tv show. The FBI has unexpectedly shown up at my work to question me. I’m just going to go about my normal tasks, and have them follow me around the building, while casually talking to them over my shoulder
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is not satire. Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them. I ❤️ women.
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s 109 degrees F/ 43 degrees C here today,& I’m being inundated with ads for autumn clothing
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Cordoba Luis Photographer @cordobaluis.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
This is my new account, would love a follow here!! Join us Thursdays at #humansofBluesky. Urban scale meets color punch. A lone walker in vibrant magenta crosses North Wabash Ave, dwarfed by Chicago's towering skyscrapers. #luiscordobapharchive #street #Chicago #EWackerDrive #NWabashAv
Vertical orientation street photograph titled "The Wayfarer, Making His Own Path — North Wabash Avenue, Chicago." Low-angle perspective looking south along North Wabash Avenue near East Wacker Drive. In the foreground, a lone walker in a bright magenta sweater and light trousers crosses a painted pedestrian crosswalk. The framing showcases a rich array of historic and modern Chicago architectural landmarks:

* On the right foreground stands 330 North Wabash (formerly the IBM Building / AMA Plaza), the iconic 52-story International Style dark steel-and-glass skyscraper designed by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe (housing The Langham Hotel in its lower levels).
* Adjacent to it on the right is the historic LondonHouse Chicago building (85 E Wacker Dr) with its classical stone facade.
* Down the avenue background, visible signage marks the historic L7 Chicago by Lotte (formerly Kimpton Hotel Monaco Chicago at 225 N Wabash Ave).
* In the distant skyline background to the left, the blue reflective glass of the St. Regis Chicago tower rises into a deep, clear sky.

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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My painting MARS HILL SUNRISE Sale ends tonight! All prints are on sale. Use code SALE20 for 20% off.
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesuslordt Joan Garcia is having a very bad day 😵‍💫
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Count Melancholia @lillyh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@gammacounter.bsky.social The French have made a short film about what would happen if all immigrants follow the ‘angry old white man’s' advice to go back to where they came from. Rather good.
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@jakeitorfakeit.bsky.social Poodle, I had a dream that you married Michael Stipe. You were a great couple!
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 25-year-old Argentinian biologist Pilar Ferrer has developed an injectable gel that helps repair damaged heart tissue after a heart attack
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Scotland Every day should contain a pleasure as simple as walking on the machair or singing to the seals. - Thomas A Clark 🎨 Mae MacPherson
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Before I was a politician, I was a proud union member. I’m honored to stand with my union brothers and sisters on Labor Day and every day. In the Senate, I’ll fight to raise pay, lower costs, and empower Texas workers.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I give you : the Potoo
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/09/2026
No is a complete sentence and, frankly, a lifestyle.
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Kasey Jones @nikitairoh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ninja chef skills.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anthony Howe is a kinetic sculptor who creates wind-driven sculptures resembling pulsing, alien creatures and vortices. This one is in downtown Montreal. Original post
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 18-Year-Old Mia Heller From Virginia, USA, Invents a Water Filter That Eliminates 96% of Microplastics From Drinking Water
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My painting THUNDERSTORM My Labor Day Sale is on now! All prints marked down. Use code SALE20 for an additional 20% off!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck. The fucking BBC.
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s a truth that lands harder every year.
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To all the people saying ‘Summer is over!’ when I know I’ve got 2 more solid months of what you would consider a heat wave
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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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Catriona @catrio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m sure the BBC and channel 4 will be outraged by this and cover it for days 😱. Of course not he isn’t SNP www.thenational.scot/news/2650881...
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Labour minister bills taxpayer £34,000 for four-day trip to US during World Cup
A JUNIOR Labour minister billed the taxpayer £34,000 for a trip to the US during the World Cup ...
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PainterEmma Haworth, Last Day of Summer, 2015 #WomensArt
Painting featuring a view over a beach and calm sea with figures in and out of the water as the sun rises or sets
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🇬🇧 The Broontosaurus is full of 💩 In 2014, in a desperate last minute attempt to save the union, Broon was given the job of saying absolutely anything to convince Scots to vote NO to independence Broon came up with the weapons grade LIE that a NO vote would deliver “the closest thing to Federalism”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if secretary breakfast gin really does decide to run for president here’s a sneak peek at the early oppo
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TEXAS RED ALERT.... Your deer leeder, Roller Gov Abbott & Paxton just suspended 1.2m voter registrations. They know they're going to get slaughtered at the polls so they are 100% ok with cheating. MAKE SURE YOUR REGISTRATION WAS NOT CANCELLED. newrepublic.com/post/214832/... via @newrepublic.com
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Texas Has Suspended More Than 1 Million Voters Ahead of Senate Race
If you’re one of the people who had their voter registration suspended, there’s still time to fix it.
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Rob Connell @robconnell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I see that "off the table" is the Westminster's new "this is not the time" as regards referendums in member states of the UK.
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Niall Huggan @hugan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Burnham seems rather keen on suppressing ungrateful subalterns' quests for self-determination on behalf of the British State. He's already trotted out this very same slap-down WRT Indyref2 in Scotland.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Jude @judetx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Such a great, economical, self-incriminating tweet. Your one moment not to make a petty complaint, and you make it, revealing what kind of person you are, which is of course why she would not be interviewed by you, which is also conveyed in the same sentence. Social media is not all bad.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way to honor Dolly’s legacy: get your covid vaccine this year! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/...
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Dolly Parton helped fund Moderna’s vaccine. It began with a car crash and an unlikely friendship.
“Without a doubt in my mind, her funding made the research toward the vaccine go 10 times faster than it would be without it,” physician Naji Abumrad said of his friend.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Dave Mac/ Dàibhidh MacDhòmhnaill @davemac1112.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A true Scottish hero and someone that our children need to be taught about at school ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Andrew Sharpe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿|🇪🇺 @andrew.sharpe.scot · 23/08/2026
"Glasgow has been named the friendliest city in the UK, and this time nobody’s really surprised." Erm, the entire editorial team at a well known British public broadcaster might well be. upthegains.co.uk/blog/friendl...
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The Friendliest City in the UK Has Been Crowned Again
One UK city has defended its title as the friendliest in Britain for the second year running. See the full top five scores and what a weekend there costs.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Can an agency that deploys undervetted, overly aggressive agents and lies about its involvement in deaths be trusted to deploy a weapon that leaves no physical trace? Does anyone believe the best of the best will be receiving and using these devices?” www.thebulwark.com/p/ice-wants-...
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ICE Wants a Weapon That Leaves No Mark
The dark, twisted logic of the agency’s new electric-shock gloves.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/08/2026
It's hard to fathom that anyone thinks ICE can be reformed or retrained. ICE needs to be dismantled and then cauterized so it can't grow back. #AbolishICE
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Iona Fyfe @ionafyfe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need to shift 60 last tickets for my Fringe show to break even. I’m a Scottish folksinger, performing self-penned, trad ballads and translations in Scots My shows are 21 and 23. Any support/reposts would go a long way. ❤️ 🎟️ Tickets → bit.ly/fringeif
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