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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback

@judedoyle.bsky.social
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Technically Eisner-winning, definitely GLAAD Award-nominated comic book writer, journalist, and Insufferable Newsletter Man. All of DEAD TEENAGERS -- in trade paperback! -- out now from Oni. CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 is out now. Issue #4 hits 10/14.

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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
He signed that Harper's "Letter on Justice and Open Debate," a couple trans women who worked at Vox (there used to be several) criticized the letter, and he was so personally offended that they would dare criticize anything he'd done that he just went off the deep end from that point forward
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
It's this and Jesse Singal getting yelled once over the Kenneth Zucker article and turning his whole life into a crusade against the Tran. I cannot stand that so much suffering and bigotry is driven by personal vendettas from deeply, utterly mediocre dudes.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
While I'm being irritable: The Dem backlash on trans rights is, infuriatingly, heavily informed by the fact that a lot of powerful Democrats read MATT YGLESIAS, who was so fucking bad at working with trans women at Vox that he transformed his workplace bigotry into a cornerstone of Sensible Policy
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
Ye Backstorye thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/07/07/d...
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Dr. Amy Acton betrays Ohio’s trans community and yet again forces us into the ‘lesser of two evils’ debate
Just weeks after walking in Columbus Pride and being showered with love from the LGBTQ+ community, she chose to legitimize a discriminatory law that targets an infinitesimally small number of vulnerab...
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
It's as if no amount of shitting on marginalized women will save you from being objectified by the Patriarchy's perfect failson. Huh
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 12h
Am I good in the kitchen, fellows? Well, let's just put it this way: I carefully Google "how to cook cup of rice" every single time I cook rice. (It's OFTEN.)
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 13h
THE BEST VERSIONS OF "CARRIE," IN ORDER: 1) De Palma 2) The book 3) No-one cares! No-one remembers! We already have enough "Carrie!" Stop!
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 13h
Mike Flanagan I love you but you do not need to do this, we're 20,000 "Carrie" adaptations in already, enough
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 14h
There is literally nothing "pro-life" about abortion bans or abortion stigma. Both of them kill people. Both of them subject those people to a form of pain and bodily invasion -- forced pregnancy -- classified by Amnesty International as torture. You're not pro-life, you're pro-dead pregnant people.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 14h
If I see one more "wow" about this clip I'll throw a brick through all your windows so help me
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 14h
Someone who says "I'm against abortion" wants women and people with uteruses to be treated as legally subhuman and to die! Let's start there, shall we?
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 15h
Below tweet, edited so it says: "Absolutely wild that massive publishers get a 50% cut of the Anthropic money when authors aren't getting paid nearly enough for their work."
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 18h
This is not "well before" the Trump era, but Guadagnino's SUSPIRIA seemed long and nonsensical in bits when it first came out, and now it's very clearly about the terror of living in a country where the fascists were recently deposed, but still all around you and plotting a return to power
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 18h
I don't know why my brain wants me to say "Night of the Hunter," but it's that and every Coen brothers movie where an idiot fails to pull off a con job and gets everybody killed
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marty has become the patron saint of the FilmBros despite not being one himself. He actually has very good, deeply felt, eclectic taste in the movies he loves.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know Martin Scorsese is good! I think I've seen all of those except "Last Temptation," which is the one you'd think I would have seen. I was just, like, under the impression EVERYONE had seen and/or acknowledged the goodness of Scorsese.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooooooh, should I watch "Network?" Has anyone heard any good things about "Network?" I'm curious, it's just, no-one has ever told me that "Network" is good, or that I should watch it. Can you devote a three-hour episode to telling me if "Network" is good?
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine a TV recommendation podcast where they just went back and forth between recommending "The Sopranos" and "Mad Men," over and over, forever.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not that any of the movies are bad, it's just that, as a slate, they are so deeply boring and unoriginal. Beige-ass guys watching beige-ass Prestige Movies with no sense of a special taste, of exploration, of liking something for itself and not because Smart People are Supposed to like it.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Through B (who loves Film Podcasts) I have entered a deep, angry relationship with the Film Podcast Man industry. Oh, wow, you like Martin Scorsese? Should I be watching Martin Scorsese? Has he done some movies that are pretty good? Is Michael Mann pretty good, bro? Should I be watching "Thief?"
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ALSO, here's a really sweet review from Kirkus (along with the terrifying revelation that their reviewer reads my blog) calling it "a fantastically bizarre and demented look at the teenage mindset." www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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DEAD TEENAGERS | Kirkus Reviews
Adolescents grapple with trauma and the meaning of life in this darkly humorous high school horror story set in the late 1990s.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Dead Teenagers" is STILL out in collected edition, and I am STILL talking to people about it. Here's me & @caitlinyarsky.bsky.social, with trans-centric spoilers I couldn't give out the first time around and (as always) additional slasher recs.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can abolish fraternities (and you should) or the rich (and you should) or underage drinking (we already have) but this phenomenon *is* *never* *going* *to* *stop* until men stop defining themselves over and in opposition to women. In other words: jude-doyle.ghost.io/y/
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You Know, You Can Just Say "Patriarchy"
These analyses of the Epstein case are... missing something.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So here's the thing: Gang rapes are done for one purpose, which is for men to affirm their solidarity with each other and bond over dominating and humiliating a woman. They happen a lot in frats because they're male-bonding centers, but that impulse extends everywhere. (Dogpiling women online, etc.)
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're on to me. They've discovered that I am the most boring man alive.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vaguely shocked Anne Carson did not have the Nobel already
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is not a recipe, it is a curse to ensure your enemy will never poop again
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 07/10/2026
almost every single trans creative i know is struggling. almost every trans creative i know can't find any goddamn work. almost every trans creative i know has watched opportunities evaporate.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why some days I get so depressed, as a person working in an anti-GBV field where 99% of the people who do the work are cis women or queer and trans men. We are doing everything we can but we simply will not reach the source. All we can do is treat the symptoms. Which matters! But still.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dracula is about Bram Stoker discovering, and trying to figure out how he feels about, the concept of blow jobs
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🎸🎙️✍️Annie Mok 🔎4 work❤️‍🔥🐰 @heyanniemok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was about to say "That's what Dracula is about" but that's sorta about how horrible landlords are and British men are (written by a queer Irish man)
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over at the newsletter: A month of free content for Halloween, starting with THE ADDICTION, a vampire movie that's actually about how horrible human beings are at their core: jude-doyle.ghost.io/the-world/
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The World Is a Vampire: The Addiction (Abel Ferrara, 1995)
Dead Teenagers! Plus, starting vampire month strong with my favorite vampire movie of all time.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This entire damn website
An Achewood Panel where Roast Beef is furiously typing “Sorry I played it huffy on the phone/It’s just that society did my nerves up wretched.”
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not that guys who don't rape are heroes -- that's the bare minimum, and it's depressing that we feel the need to applaud it -- it's that (straight) men perform sexual aggression and dominance toward women mostly to impress other men, and if they're not getting the approval they need, they stop
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cannot say this enough: If a woman calls out rape culture, she's being "too sensitive" or a prude or she can't take a joke. If another guy looks you in the face and tells you that you're being a fucking freak, guys actually listen, which means giving your bud a pass is the worst thing you can do.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spent a year watching school administrators do their jobs—and interviewing the students most impacted. I spoke to @thecut.com in a long-form Q&A about what I saw. Mainly, a system designed to protect perpetrators and punish victims in each and every case.
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The Reason Why Colleges Still Fail to Address Sexual Violence
The “Cornell Seven” case highlights what’s wrong with Trump’s Title IX rules — and how the system was always designed to fail.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DEAD TEENAGERS is funny and scary and truthful all at once. @judedoyle.bsky.social and @caitlinyarsky.bsky.social have created a one of a kind experience, and you owe it to yourself to get a copy and bask in its glow! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/839616...
The cover to DEAD TEENAGERS by Jude Ellison S. Doyle and Caitlyn Yarsky
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Discuss DEAD TEENAGERS with Saoirse! DISCUSS IT, I say!
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you so, so much! Not least for remembering this!
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 06/10/2026
The trade paperback collection of DEAD TEENAGERS by @judedoyle.bsky.social and @caitlinyarsky.bsky.social is out TODAY. Get this ridiculously entertaining Groundhog Day-influenced horror comic and thank me later! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/839616...
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Dead Teenagers by Jude Ellison S. Doyle: 9798894883359 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
FOR FIVE FRIENDS, THE HORRORS OF HIGH SCHOOL LITERALLY NEVER END! Since 1997, five friends have been trapped in the ultimate nightmare as a mysterious entity forces them to relive their first prom ni...
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Liz Hand @elizabethhand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My new novel is out a week from today — tough timing because of the election & uh, you know, the world. With book reviews an extinct species, it's hard to get the word out. So tell your friends! Meanwhile, I've started the next one, folkish horror set in a bog at a remote Maine hunting camp. Onward!
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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He's out there
BATM4M, the gay and/or lesbian Batman who drives a Subaru
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Tao Neuendorffer @taonf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prosecuting individual American military officers, or Nazis, is something we do only because “you can’t jail a whole country. If you’re going to prosecute war crimes, you better make sure that more than one man takes the blame for everything.”
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Patrick Hamilton @killbykill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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