Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 12hThis entire system is so fucking inhumane. I can’t believe it’s 2026 and discussing abolishment is still barely on the table nationally. Such a fucking stain on everything, even GIVEN the general horror of our carceral system. #uspoli 021
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 12hGrapist is one of the worst examples of this that I have seen. We cannot continue to let platforms decide whether we can speak. It is not the saying of the word rapist that causes rape. 3141
Reposted by AhabJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 71037197
Reposted by Ahabs. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 30/09/2026Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I think we could all use a palate cleanser tonight 14513
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fact that layoffs always make line go up kills me every time. The CEOs and the Wall St people who buy this are so fucking embarrassing. Like they should be afraid to show their faces with that kind of reasoning and yet people take it seriously. 181
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you say “I don’t want people breathing on me” and you personally are not masking I simply will not be able to take you seriously. 150
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Elsinore is in fact going to be A Lot. Too Much. Guaranteed emotional devastation.youtu.beELSINORE - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters NovemberYouTube video by Focus Features 462
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait, are people getting mad about this? But it’s so fucking funny. 1100
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Feeding…his unpublished data…into Anthropic’s AI? What are we doing here 130
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ooh my gosh this joke from Li Jin Hao just got me good. “Remember when we discovered fire?…This was pre-pandemic. Post-Pangea.” 110
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are Rolling Stone writers aware of the death of the monoculture (which was always a myth anyway)? I’m not listening to the top 40 countdown on Sunday morning radio now. And I had no reason to discuss whether I’d heard this song until suddenly people were getting mad anyone might say they hadn’t. 150
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s so weird to live in a neighborhood that is barely even getting any rain and then logging on to see all the flooding footage from elsewhere in the city. But like why were people even driving on the BQE. 040
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need to go to sleep but instead I am browsing sweatpants. How many pairs of sweatpants do I need? Realistically, not more. But maybe one more. So then I can properly retire the two pairs that have literal holes. 1100
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder how many NYC landlords have turned on the heat this week vs the ones looking at the calendar going “it’s not heat season YET!!” 040
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is one of the things I hate about these apps. Every search appears to be a lie about where their cars are. 020
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ll tell you who is at the gym midday on a nor’easter Saturday…everyone. Though tbh it’s basically not raining at all in Manhattan right now so it’s not as big a lift. 040
Reposted by Ahabmo 🐀 @ranyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had the chilling thought recently that a lot of teens are probably trying to get sex ed from chatgpt. I imagined the horrors of someone asking it if they could be pregnant. Young folks NEED access to accurate information & advice about sexuality, orientation, relationships, etc!! 175
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also like I know it won’t be playable in Boston, but are we sure the flying will be flyable? 150
Reposted by AhabJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's very "funny" this is happening at the same time the AI companies got away with stealing everyone's books 3875260
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm so distracted by how Greg's portrait in this series of #Taskmaster is Michael Sheen. 360
Reposted by AhabErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow it’s almost like I said this exact thing and pointed out the article was a fucking hit job and y’all got so mad and now the owner of the bar is confirming that exact thing and saying she believes the story was “abysmal journalism” and telling y’all to stop being so fucking hateful. 5471103
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I could speak to any dead person from all of human history, I might honestly pick William Carlos Williams. I would love for him to understand the joy he has brought me via memes on the internet. I’m sure explaining all that would go just fine. 0100
Reposted by AhabKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comLucille Bluth Says 'Good For Him'Alt: Lucille Bluth Says 'Good For Him' 37410
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stop treating these computer programs like they have agency and start writing the actually accurate headlines: “OpenAI is either wildly malicious or wildly incompetent and we as journalists should probably start writing about which it is” 091
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Will people please! Learn! To drive! In a rotary! They are so much better for traffic and our lives would be improved with more of them around. 060
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m at a screening of a couple of films about disability. A visually impaired woman in line with me just asked about audio description for the films and they…don’t have it. Because it’s too new to have been produced. 360
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Six seasons in and River is possibly even LESS in control than ever? I mean I know he's dealing with grief but GOOD LORD, man. #SlowHorses 130
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would love to know how many times the Globe has covered the issue of disappearing queer spaces, ESPECIALLY with the dearth of lesbian bars that has been an issue for a very long time. Or does this only come up when the piece can villainize people who are still masking? 3182
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At least a few suspects are finally smart enough to ask for lawyers. #Ludwig 020
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is why you need to let baseball have enough time for baseball commentators to just talk 051
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Now here come the white people to take all the food.” #Ludwig 020
Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does anyone know anything about services online or in MA that buy cars for parts? 110
Reposted by AhabKosmicala @kosmicala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This movie is SO lovely. Watch it if you haven't already! And again if you have! 195
Reposted by AhabBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084053566
