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I got choke slammed through a table once by two drag queens and I’ve become insufferable about it.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
there's an unexpectedly heartwarming photo in the "wart" article, and if you click the photo you can read the photographer's even more heartwarming description of the proposal! ("will you marry me warts and all?")
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
can someone make a compilation of the death riders saying insane shit. mox 'there's a better chance of him getting me pregnant' to marina 'put your toe in his butthole'
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Spiritsnare△ @spiritsnare.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i’m CRUMBLING
a tweet by @puppypizzaria says “lived long enough to see a PS2 game reference 67”, quoting a tweet in which two tarutarus (NOT lalafell) happily 67 because the final fantasy xi complete pack is up to 67% off
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 @vimoding.bzky.team · 05/05/2026
sighing at texts from my friend who keeps fucking her ex: "are you seeing this shit Reginald? honestly that girl has no self-respect" the deathless, lurking entity whose soul i won in a poker game and who now serves as my valet: "very good ma'am"
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Grumpy dad energy @fdsignifier.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing a content consuming audience that watching videos was praxis
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
‘dynamic pricing’ is one of those things that at the base level i don’t even understand how it can be legal
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Josh @aaroncommaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Say what you will about Marvelous but they just put on a show with VENY, Echika Miyavi, and Nyla Rose. Plus Yousuke Santa Maria. Not many shows with that much representation 🤼🏻‍♀️🇯🇵
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nothing will make you feel like a nimble, prancing jester more than when a really hot lady likes one of your little jokes
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
just overheard a 4th grader telling her friend, "if you ever need to distract some boys, literally just draw an X in the dirt. they'll stop to dig it up, they can't help it" which is the only gender metric I'll be using, moving forward
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Anor Londo Archer Leon Redfield 🏳️‍🌈 @redfieldpw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
EVIL in Nxt is objectively really funny
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ronsalas @ronsalas.com · 26/04/2026
Kill 4 oil Die 4 pedos
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Lizardrath 💙 @lizardrath.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
From Luigi Mangione to Cole Allen, these shooters aren’t the antisocial loners of media imagination…smart, well-liked, often idealistic…no prior criminal record…take pains to avoid bystander casualties..they share one conviction: that the political system has failed completely & someone has to act.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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HBO Max | Feedback
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Shai 🍉🌻 @unseenbox.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Uh anyway Mystery Wrestling is doing a 24 hour stream to raise money to help fight children's cancer on August 11th so watch that if you would like to fight cancer and or see some very mysterious wrestling. It airs right on twitch and youtube! For the low low price of free!
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Chris Damasceno @brasilianfury.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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⛧🔥Zed🔥⛧ @ariszed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Pro wrestling 🤝 black metal/extreme music 🤝 history and mythology 🤝 certain anime/manga circles 🤝 warhammer 🤝 fps games Interests I love to death but have to always be vigilant bc of certain fans and their beliefs
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 08/05/2025
🫡 #AEWDynamite
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 08/05/2025
Fightful Select reported last week that Thekla was headed to AEW. This week, her signing was confirmed to us following the tease on Dynamite
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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
we just keep winning
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
werewolf vtuber named lycan subscrybe
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
listening to Korn and getting pissed off
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I never need to see a live techno set again
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Kam Dreesen @thekamdreesen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Tiffany ran right through Piper! 💥 #SmackDown
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The goal is to make Brittany Mahomes cry, and then to decline a White House invitation. #eagles
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Harry Aaron @harryaaron.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
At the 11:30AM skatepark concert
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025
When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️
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Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
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Dimmsale Dimmadome LLC @kyladriel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People that don’t use star ratings on Letterboxd are like people who claim they can detect “notes of chocolate” in wine
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lee @leehtml.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
a tweet from hank green that reads “It’s so sad that so many humans lived and died without getting to see Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.”
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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New Tights, New FIGHTS: The New Year Wrestling Podcast @tightsfights.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Chyna mention! And her IC title reign! 🤼‍♂️
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 14/01/2025
This suplex spot from Lyra and Dakota is NASTY! MY GOD #WWERAW
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Hundreds of Beavers Movie @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO JOURNALISMS:
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I think the people who fight enormous fires should get more money than the people who harass homeless people but that's just me
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Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 07/01/2025
The fans in Los Angeles want nothing to do with Hulk Hogan. This is a trainwreck. #WWE #WWERaw
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hulk Hogan getting booed out of the Intuit Dome is giving me life.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/01/2025
After Edging In 2023 And Stroking In 2024, Bronson Reed Is Going To Bust On You In 2025
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After Edging In 2023 And Stroking In 2024, Bronson Reed Is Going To Bust On You In 2025 | Fightful News
Bronson Reed is ready to bust.
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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 01/01/2025
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I woke up this morning very full of love and very flush with cash from bartending last night, which I think is about as good an omen for 2025 as there could be.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/12/2024
ONCE AGAIN: companies DO NOT GIVE ONE FUCK ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU LOVE All they care about is PROFIT & their goals are not sustainable "Buying" something digitally = you don't REALLY own shit 📀 BUY #PHYSICALMEDIA IF U R ABLE, or be at the mercy of their capricious greed (& inevitable failure) 💿
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DVD is dead. Long live DVD.
Tech’s takeover of show business has turned everything into streaming. The only recourse is to focus on the physical.
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Dani 💛 The Editorial Style @theeditorialstyle.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
🕸️tangled in a web of mind games🕷️ #JuliaHart
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My love of wrestling is once again at odds with having to listen to male wrestling fans at live events lmao
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The Spotify “Wrapped AI Podcast” is so bad, it genuinely might be the lynchpin that pushes me to cancel my subscription and go to Apple Music 😂 I’ve stayed with Spotify because of their algorithm for finding new music and Wrapped and both of those have substantially flattered this year.
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This retrograde will be the end of me I fear.
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The Wresting Group @thewrestlinggroup.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Out of 10, how excited are you for the Bloodline vs Bloodline War Games Match ?? #WWE #WARGAMES #BLOODLINE #SMACKDOWN #CMPUNK
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
INTRODUCE YOURSELF WITH YOUR 4 FAVORITE CURRENT WRESTLERS QUOTE REPOST & KEEP IT GOING! #wrestlesky (In no order, and just the first four that I thought of who I love)
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Jtenzah is here @jtenzah.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@garygarloo.bsky.social GAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
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