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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 20h

incredible things still happen on a regular basis

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

feel like I’ve never seen Chelsea Gray miss a shot in the clutch

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026

‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…

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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026

If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if elected president, I’ll declare “Pinkerton is actually very problematic and not that great” illegal

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The WORST.

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

that’s it. that’s the list (that I’m sure I forgot 20 other shows worthy of being on said list)

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

objectively speaking, if i were a democrat running for office and i actually believed bernie or busters cost dems the 16 election id have probably courted uncommitted at the 24 convention. if i believed uncommitted cost the 24 election, i would probably listen to trans people now

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

talarico reminds me of how democrats spent years trying to "moderate" on immigration and getting nothing in return and now we have the best funded paramilitary force on the planet disappearing people across the country while running a system of concentration camps with no oversight

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'll try - Brooks Lee got hit in the ass with a jump pitch...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026

it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Protect trans kids.

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 06/09/2026

ASHLEY SANCHEZ HAT TRICK!! 🤯

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026

In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Imagine saying "do you denounce the racism in the Xbox Call of Duty lobby" because that's what you're asking people to do

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026

elected democrats working themselves up into a dancing plague about a twitch streamer in possibly the most winnable environment for an opposition party in the history of the planet. beautiful stuff

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this

Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

love an AI slop menu at the beach

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/08/2026

He sounds like Tom Hanks and he looks like Jonathan Banks and his name is Jim Hanks

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hello I reinvented Cliff’s Notes so adults can revert to being lazy 8th graders who didn’t do their homework. Give me a billion dollars now.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

imagine if hollywood had put everything behind jared harris instead of jared leto. utopia

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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

to the broader population, sure, but she’s been known as MAGA Barbie for a bit now.

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Justin Sorrell @jsorr31.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

one of my most recurring dreams

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

In Nightingale Murders Case, It’s Bachelor vs. Ladies Playing Hard-to-Get

NYT: In Texas’ Most Eligible Senate Race, It’s Bachelor vs. Divorcé-to-Be
Ken Paxton is divorcing. James Talarico is dating a onetime staffer. Both have had their romantic lives scrutinized as part of their high-stakes campaigns.

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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Emily chime in on whether the pretzel stand is part of the food court or an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

don’t think you can talk about sophie cunningham without talking about how she became A Thing in the first place by fighting black women on behalf of caitlin clark and what that means

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