Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every political ad in Iowa: Republican: We will ban congressional stock trading. Democrat: I am actually for the terrible things republicans want like border protection, and banning trans kids in sports. Thanks for the wonderful options. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ivy football is back! Impressive performance for Dartmouth at #7 Lehigh so far. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026These two guys are like hey what’s up hello 1133332
Reposted by Jordan JuelJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The fact that they were worse than the Panthers, who gave up 59 points, is WILD 858266
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I missed posting last week So I will post super early this week. Here are the Juel Ratings for Week 3. We have a slightly different model we are trying out so we'll see. Predictions look better, but only time will tell. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026iit would probably be in poor taste for me to re-heat this article every time the 49ers have a season-ending injury but boy. they sure do have a lot of season-ending injuries. perhaps because of the thing I'm talking about in the article 816729
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026First time doing ratings in the preseason. They need some work, but here are the first Juel Ratings of the year for college football! 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148173447
Reposted by Jordan JuelMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I feel like some White House reporter needs to ask Trump about the fact that his DOJ has lost 16 straight cases to access state voter rolls and that in 7 of the cases it was before judges he nominated. Oh and point out that I am still not tired of winning. 21094192163
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You ever have the LLM lead you down the wrong path, and then figure it out on your own? When that happens I always want to send a message back and tell it what went wrong and call it a dumbass. Then I remember it doesn’t care, and is really just a prediction engine. It’s sometimes cathartic though. 000
Reposted by Jordan Juelmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"2.5 billion gallons" sounds like a lot but is about 2 tenths of 1% of the amount of water (approx 5 million acre-feet per year) used to grow almonds just in California. www.c-win.org/cwin-water-b...c-win.orgCalifornia Almond Water Usage — California Water Impact NetworkThis page was updated on September 23rd 2024. Given their vast acreages and high water requirements, almonds are a controversial crop in California. They’ve also sparked disputes becau... 741096255
Reposted by Jordan JuelSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The New York Times story on Graham is frankly one of the most pathetic smear jobs I've ever seen. The claim is just "unsettling behavior" and they cite a LITERAL REPUBLICAN OPERATIVE he used to date. As far as I'm concerned his biggest crime is dating a creature as loathsome as a Republican. 2521135
Reposted by Jordan Juelbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle 3660161668
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Looking for a good #jujutsu #jj skill for coding agents? 010
Reposted by Jordan JuelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot. 312733653
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Do we think Anthropic is telling the truth about Mythos? Or is it possible they are just trying to get more money? 000
Reposted by Jordan Juel"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Apart from the profanity and planning to do some war crimes (civilian power plants are not generally valid military targets), if you had told folks that the President would be posting 'Praise be to Allah' on Easter Sunday, they'd assume we'd lost a war. And be right, I guess. 664794
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026For people using Nushell do you use it as your login shell? #nushell 100
Reposted by Jordan JuelPete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667261645
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026All the other despots and dictators who have hosted Olympics and World Cups have known they're supposed to say all athletes from all the countries will be welcome and safe. That hosting is a chance to show how their country is powerful yet benevolent. Not Trump, he can't even get that part right 1054478
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I love how my last two jobs were Software Engineer positions. 4 and 7 years respectively. But during hiring I still have to prove I can engineer software by doing some arbitrary test I’ve never seen before. Instead of asking questions and checking references of people who have seen me work. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026So the king of projection claims Democrats can’t win unless they cheat. Really makes you wonder what he actually did to win? 🤔 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026we've got the guy who thinks the government should be there to help you, and are eager to show all the ways they can do it and the guys who think the government should be able to kill you and are eager to show all the ways they can do it 225829
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I am in the market for a software engineering job as of today. Professionally C#/.NET, but dabbled in Rust and Go on the side and would love to move that direction. Any leads let me know. 011
Reposted by Jordan JuelJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/01/2026For about a quarter century, Oregon was the answer to the question "who will be the next CFB team to win its first championship." I guess technically Oregon's still the answer as of this moment 1029020
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists 1664080
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Fuckin St. Mary’s just takes one 7 footer out to put another one in. Not great when the tallest player we have is 6’8. Going to be tough down to the wire. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/12/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit sitting at a table with the words he admit it written below himALT: a man in a suit sitting at a table with the words he admit it written below him 228141
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 10/12/2025This wasn’t at the end of his career but still looks weird 010
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Juel Ratings through last week of regular season and first week of FCS playoffs. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/11/2025hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him." 311880249
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Week 13 of the Juel Ratings are out. Here is the top 30 for FBS and FCS. (Minor issue where the package I get icons from doesn’t have Monmouth NJ and only Monmouth IL so that icon is wrong in FCS. I’m working to fix that package) 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Still wild to me that Megyn Kelly woke up yesterday, logged on, and did the "technically he's not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile" bit to the entire internet. 1792404383
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Week 12 of Juel Ratings. Still tweaking things, but looks decent for the week. I have implemented a new image generation for the top 30 for both FBS and FCS. So here they are! 010
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 06/11/2025So I have created my own power ratings for college football. They are still a work in progress, and might need a little tweaking. They are maybe a little bit off, but a great starting point. So here is the first iteration of the Juel Ratings. 010
Reposted by Jordan JuelDr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 30/10/2025Do y’all think 💨 fish can 💨 see water? 54115
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 10/10/2025So in terms of my laptop with an iGPU and a dGPU Pop_OS works great. However, I’m not sure how anyone can live in an Ubuntu based distro with either old or no packages. Time to install COSMIC on Arch and just deal with the more manual switching of GPUs. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2025I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort 750181516388
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Can anyone who has experience with both give me pros and cons of each Claude Code and OpenAI Codex, and which you prefer? 100
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 23/09/2025What time is the rapture today? Just want to make sure I am not just sitting at home by myself, and not realize it is happening. 000
Reposted by Jordan Juelonion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself” 926530876
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Not sure what Sun Belt Billy was waiting for with his timeouts. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Joke tweet from Brian but it actually upsets me that you can blatantly do corruption in 2025 but the Army football players can’t accept NIL deals because they’re technically government employees and can’t use their public office for personal gain 1653868
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’m not saying they should retroactively give the Heisman to Ashton Jeanty but… 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelBlue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Marc Elias: "JD Vance acts like he is afraid to walk outside Union Station. I mean, there is something very un-alpha male about a lot of the things that they're doing... the whole reason why the National Guard is in Washington, DC is because some dweeb teenage kid named Big Balls got beat up." 47983219
