Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every political ad in Iowa: Republican: We will ban congressional stock trading. Democrat: I am actually for the terrible things republicans want like border protection, and banning trans kids in sports. Thanks for the wonderful options. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ivy football is back! Impressive performance for Dartmouth at #7 Lehigh so far. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What if I just don’t want to waste the money to replace it? 111
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026These two guys are like hey what’s up hello 1133332
Reposted by Jordan JuelJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The fact that they were worse than the Panthers, who gave up 59 points, is WILD 858266
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I missed posting last week So I will post super early this week. Here are the Juel Ratings for Week 3. We have a slightly different model we are trying out so we'll see. Predictions look better, but only time will tell. 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026iit would probably be in poor taste for me to re-heat this article every time the 49ers have a season-ending injury but boy. they sure do have a lot of season-ending injuries. perhaps because of the thing I'm talking about in the article 816729
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026First time doing ratings in the preseason. They need some work, but here are the first Juel Ratings of the year for college football! 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148173447
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I know the bait me into to clicking on the threads posts they show on Facebook and Instagram. Luckily I no longer have it installed on my phone so I don’t go there anymore. But I would click and read a post and I guess they could call me an active user after that? 020
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026AOC can absolutely win a general. The policies are popular. Just run on them and you’ll win. 010
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Hilariously I was about to ask where NDSU was. Completely forgot about the move up. 🤦♂️ 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Might be dumb but if there is no special election what happens? Doesn’t someone get appointed then or does Kentucky only have one senator until his term is up? This is just making no sense to me. A lot of cover up just so Massie can’t run? 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I feel like some White House reporter needs to ask Trump about the fact that his DOJ has lost 16 straight cases to access state voter rolls and that in 7 of the cases it was before judges he nominated. Oh and point out that I am still not tired of winning. 21094192163
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You ever have the LLM lead you down the wrong path, and then figure it out on your own? When that happens I always want to send a message back and tell it what went wrong and call it a dumbass. Then I remember it doesn’t care, and is really just a prediction engine. It’s sometimes cathartic though. 000
Reposted by Jordan Juelmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"2.5 billion gallons" sounds like a lot but is about 2 tenths of 1% of the amount of water (approx 5 million acre-feet per year) used to grow almonds just in California. www.c-win.org/cwin-water-b...c-win.orgCalifornia Almond Water Usage — California Water Impact NetworkThis page was updated on September 23rd 2024. Given their vast acreages and high water requirements, almonds are a controversial crop in California. They’ve also sparked disputes becau... 741096255
Reposted by Jordan JuelSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The New York Times story on Graham is frankly one of the most pathetic smear jobs I've ever seen. The claim is just "unsettling behavior" and they cite a LITERAL REPUBLICAN OPERATIVE he used to date. As far as I'm concerned his biggest crime is dating a creature as loathsome as a Republican. 2521135
Reposted by Jordan Juelbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle 3660161668
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Looking for a good #jujutsu #jj skill for coding agents? 010
Reposted by Jordan JuelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot. 312733653
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Do we think Anthropic is telling the truth about Mythos? Or is it possible they are just trying to get more money? 000
Reposted by Jordan Juel"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Apart from the profanity and planning to do some war crimes (civilian power plants are not generally valid military targets), if you had told folks that the President would be posting 'Praise be to Allah' on Easter Sunday, they'd assume we'd lost a war. And be right, I guess. 664794
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026For people using Nushell do you use it as your login shell? #nushell 100
Reposted by Jordan JuelPete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667261645
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026All the other despots and dictators who have hosted Olympics and World Cups have known they're supposed to say all athletes from all the countries will be welcome and safe. That hosting is a chance to show how their country is powerful yet benevolent. Not Trump, he can't even get that part right 1054478
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I love how my last two jobs were Software Engineer positions. 4 and 7 years respectively. But during hiring I still have to prove I can engineer software by doing some arbitrary test I’ve never seen before. Instead of asking questions and checking references of people who have seen me work. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Fuck a stimulus check. Fund a shit load of government programs with that. Start with Medicare for all. 021
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026So the king of projection claims Democrats can’t win unless they cheat. Really makes you wonder what he actually did to win? 🤔 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026we've got the guy who thinks the government should be there to help you, and are eager to show all the ways they can do it and the guys who think the government should be able to kill you and are eager to show all the ways they can do it 225829
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I am in the market for a software engineering job as of today. Professionally C#/.NET, but dabbled in Rust and Go on the side and would love to move that direction. Any leads let me know. 011
Reposted by Jordan JuelJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/01/2026For about a quarter century, Oregon was the answer to the question "who will be the next CFB team to win its first championship." I guess technically Oregon's still the answer as of this moment 1029020
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists 1664080
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Fuckin St. Mary’s just takes one 7 footer out to put another one in. Not great when the tallest player we have is 6’8. Going to be tough down to the wire. 000
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I was under the impression this school was bankrupt and almost closed down. This can’t make fiscal sense… 000
Reposted by Jordan JuelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/12/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit sitting at a table with the words he admit it written below himALT: a man in a suit sitting at a table with the words he admit it written below him 228141
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 10/12/2025This wasn’t at the end of his career but still looks weird 010
Jordan Juel @jsj.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Juel Ratings through last week of regular season and first week of FCS playoffs. 000
