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J.S. Grump

@jsgrumpy.bsky.social
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History as first philosophy, not good at posting

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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 2h
cunty with a hyperextended knee on the support leg. what an innovator
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21h
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mainstream US voters are 40-60 year olds, they dont know those songs
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
During and after COVID everyone was mad and sad and didn't know why, now everyone is terrified. But the only way people know how to express anything is "economy bad!"
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's taking some sort of growth hormone, right?
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what is it with people on this website being unable to come to grips with the fact that evil people can be hot? why do we have to be like this?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026
i am willing to treat generative ai with nuance and an open mind the first second they employ even just one single prominent executive who is not America's Freakiest-Ass Bitch
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i would never choose Texas so that song is simply irrelevant to me. i hope youre all enjoying it tho
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
weird to me that Planet Fitness went with a gear/factory theme and not outer space
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
two years to rest his body, he's gonna go hog wild
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anxiety over our inability to ethically consume is at least partially quelled by simply not using AI in my life. Sure my mere existence is deleterious to planet Earth, but at least im not burning off an Olympic swimming pool's worth of water to tell me how to wipe my own ass
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i don't think this person knows what "transplant" means
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think one of the reasons men don’t read is that even those who advocate for it are stuck in a framework where they have to present it as “masculine” and “alpha”
The New Hork Cimes
BY THE BOOK
Anthony Jeselnik:
Men Should Think of Reading as Lifting Weights for Your Brain'
But the comedian isn't naive when he makes selections for his popular book club: "Most importantly, they're short."
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna be annoying for a sec and say he's right and insisting on calling them "skeets" is not only weird but low key pathetic. Why are we trying to emulate a platform we all left? This isn't twitter, we don't tweet, we don't skeet, we post. They're just posts.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kind of insane how fucked the Lions have been since this moment. They were riding high, vibes on the way up, future was bright and then this happened. Absolutely cursed themselves.
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is just a perfect storm for the Lions getting the ass whipping of the year
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes water is wet.
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
VBS grads stand up
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they do this when it inevitably comes out itll end up being the biggest documentary of all time. An all time Steisand Effect
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Indeed! We have ample historical documentation of this phenomena in fact - T2, The Matrix, 2001, things of that nature

Jill Filipovic
@JillFilipovic
I’m honestly curious what anyone thought artificial super intelligence was going to do other than eventually take over and destroy us. Like what were the other assumptions here? The super intelligent robots would just hang out and do math?
3:45 pm · 15 Sep 2026
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
people sometimes think philosophy has no real value but this is the kind of shit you end up saying when you cant do it (well, or in an informed way)
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that oughta do it
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there are tattoos that Aren't Good, there are tattoos that are Bad, and then there are Ed Sheeran's tattoos
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
at this point its happened enough where i shouldnt be, but im still occasionally astonished at the brazeness of the accusations-as-confessions that these guys continue to employ. theyre just doing half assed Shock Doctrine now, thats your play my fuckin guy!
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just goes to show being "apolitical" is impossible, remaining silent is just an endorsement of the status quo. But lmfao at the idea of Sheeran being a "sell out" is if he wasnt trying to make the most marketable, commodifiable music of all time
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this old fool needs to retire, man, there is 100% a worthy successor somewhere in Vermont of all places
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my "he's alive but can't talk" theory stays winning
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lions washed?
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did I say "lose" the game? my mistake
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hiter really fucked that up
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
well Jyaire Hill probably lost us the game but all things considered this is way less humiliating than I expected
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that first half was better than my wildest dreams. funny little dick move there with the trick play, too, cant let Michigan seem too sympathetic
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
review 👏 every 👏 play 👏
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
good refs
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
he held it with his ass lmao
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best BU drive of his career? Im probably forgetting something from last year, i blocked that out
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the way i see it Michigan's defense has a higher probability of scoring than the offense so nbd on that penalty
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gus Johnson has a profusely bleeding hangnail on live TV right now in case you were curious
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adam Jentleson would have supported the Fugitive Slave Act
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the thing about Talarico (and others) bending over backwards to please transphobes is that there has never been an election where that is LESS necessary. Republicans are incredibly unpopular! He was leading in the polls BEFORE he betrayed trans people!
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tech workers seem to be a decade or more behind in their emotional development so i dont see why we should be listening to a 17 year old
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im not calling them "centrists" anymore, theyre nihilists
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think they are afraid because they saw Terminator 2 and theyre pretty dumb outside of ther narrow competencies, but they are capable of a lot of cognitive dissonance. its not "marketing" but its a convenient way to legitimate their own power over this tech and makes them feel like Special Boys
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ever get the feeling you made every wrong educational/career choice and wasted whatever intellect you had?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/09/2026
[Left side, an illustration of the "Virgin" character (from the Virgin vs. Chad meme format) modified into a robot. His head is a retro computer monitor with a glowing red dot on the screen, and his body has thin metallic limbs. A computer mouse hangs from his back by a wire, and loose paperclips float around his legs.]

"the virgin "AGI existential risk"

- programmer LARP fantasy that makes coding the single most important skill for saving humanity
- fake and made up
- entirely based on thought experiments
- assumes that there's this vaguely defined concept known as "intelligence" that can be linearly increased as if it were a mathematical quantity
- projects an anthropomorphic drive toward control and power onto algorithms that just do statistics to spit out words; colonialist self-report
- Zero evidence
- sponsored by billionaires who want to make their technology seem more important than it is
- blackmails you from the future using faulty logic; doesn't actually make any sense
- "oh no, i guess we have to build the Doom Machine now. i guess the course of technological progress is inevitable, oh well""

[Right side, an illustration of the "Chad" character, replaced by a globe of the Earth. A large fire burns at the top of the globe, and three black oil derricks are on the yellow landmass, which is shaped like a facial profile. He has muscular blue arms and legs and wears yellow shoes.]

"the Chad Global Warming

- incomprehensibly complex and interconnected polycrisis
- reveals deep-rooted flaws with the dominant politico-economic paradigm; demands a fundamental shift of human value systems by its sheer physical existence
- verified by the entire scientific community
- billionaires don't want you to think about it because it is too scary
- resists ideological simplification
- will actually kill you
- divine retribution for fossil capital's greed and wanton exploitation of the natural world
- doesn't even need intelligence to threaten humanity's survival"
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Obviously the danger to life and limb from AI is not it becoming Skynet, it is whatever cokehead they've got coding it inventing The Drone That Shoots You For Looking Arab
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile
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J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if i make a point to simply never use chat bots and treat them with total contempt and derision i bet i can. not because im smarter, but because i can purposefully construct an intense cognitive bias, an intellectual prophylactic
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