J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Couldn't hear this post over the sound of my fond reminiscing 011
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Asked the one guy at work who I know is Catholic about this schism thing and he had no idea what I was talking about. This tweet remains undefeated 041
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"we are making you obsolete, your labor value has never been lower and as time goes on you will be worth less and less and The Internet loves it" 000
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Wildfish Canery emailing me about a limited run of fried Black Cod cheeks in butter 100
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/03/20264/5 of the older House Members happen to be black or women (or both). Why that is idk, but im seeing correlation and not causation 021
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Yeah, we'll see how committed this guy is to fighting the good fight 030
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025A quick Google search and that's a "yeah, no" from me, lol 010
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Nuzzi: His hair shone white, glistening bright as a Winter's day. When he spoke I was transfixed by his intense gaze, bewildered by his labyrinthine soul. It felt like falling, though into what I couldn't be sure. Was it the warm arms of his love... or the infinite depths of his nose hole? 000
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Ive long said Dems are a bunch of McClellans when we need a Grant. Just stand for something and fight for it, more so than any particular policy position what turns people off from Dems is they're wimps who dont stand for anything 010
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Ten percent of his indignation would be higher than the percentage of the American workforce in a union 110
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Plenty has been said about Will's smug ass, but something I don't usually see pointed out is that it's never been easy to get by in this country, so his whole "things aren't that more expensive than they used to be!" schtick doesn't really work when things here have never worked that well 120
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025So the Neanderthals were getting *very* experimental, apparently 010
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I voted for Kamala, dip shit, and I encouraged others to also. I guess I care enough about black people to not vote for the guy making friends with white nationalists 100
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I understand Amerifats eat a lot of hot dogs, but if the study is looking at habitual consumption I don't know how you can say there is no "safe" amount. You're telling me that if I eat a nutritionally perfect diet for my entire life but eat one hot dog my life will be shorter because of it? 010
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025But how could I learn about Nathan Bedford Forrest without this work of art? 020
J.S. Grump @jsgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I'll answer this: being a party that believes in nothing, they have internalized the idea that Americans are hopelessly xenophobic and that any message that acknowledtged the humanity of immigrants will lose them the Baileys. 110
