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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

the two bluesky feeds

tv with reporter and line go down above tv with kid play with ball from untitled goose game

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I’ve known this text would come eventually but am somehow still woefully unprepared to respond

My father asking me to explain the NBA Cup over text

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will put up the greatest offensive performance in franchise history There’s a 50% chance on any given night that the Knicks will appear on the verge of folding as a franchise A season for sickos, one and all

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/11/2024

the whole outfit kinda rips

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Friday Night Knicks at noon on a court the color of toothpaste. Electric

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James Stumper Jr. @jstumperjr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving, he is risen

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

🎼From Paris down to Turkey

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 26/11/2024

good morning mrs. met is up and doing crimes are you?

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🗣️🗣️🗣️UNDERPAID

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

We’re really getting the Ice Spice version of OG every night

LeBron can’t believe this is his life meme

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Society if it operated like the Knicks offense

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Crazy scary spooky HILARIOUS

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The midnight Fizdale jump scare is dirty work from ESPN

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

MILK! (Man, I love Knicks!)

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Not wearing my glasses and thought this was Rick Pitino

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Double-checking my math on this but I’m pretty sure Mikal Bridges is shooting 175% on midrange jumpers so far

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

One of my earliest sports memories was Mike Tyson getting the face tat so this is a huge moment for me personally

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Hukporti hive rise up with me

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THE KID MERO🇩🇴 @thekidmero.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

@HOUSETHICSCOMMITTEE.BSKY.SOCIALCOMNET YALL ARE WILD PUSSY IF U DONT JUST LEAK THE SHIT WE A DEVELOPING NATION NOW THAT KINDA SHIT IS REGULAR DEGULAR

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

As soon as Trump wins an election you get to call posting "organizing"

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Feels as if I should resume shitposting here once again

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Craig Counsell ignore this

Biden tweeting about how nobody should have to leave their hometown to find “opportunity”

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

I’ve been subjected to many shitty, random Mets mop-up relievers in my day, and Paul Sewald truly was like bottom 5. Watching PAUL SEWALD as a shutdown World Series closer is objectively hilarious for all parties involved. Shoutout to Paul 👍

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James Stumper Jr. @jstumperjr.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

The pro-Phillies feelings leaving my body now that the Braves are eliminated

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

I am just saying that GenZ Esiason would be a good name for a sports blogger

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

We’ve gotta do something about the Braves, as a society

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

They finally pried Tweetdeck from my cold dead hands. RIP to my most toxic relationship

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Violence is rarely the answer. But when I see two guys square up on a baseball field on live TV, my lizard brain goes absolutely fuckin crazy

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

Considering using this app to trial my use of Fetus Mets as a play on Baby Mets for the new prospects acquired before the trade deadline. We will all see how this goes

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

And for my next trick, I will lose a baseball game without throwing a baseball pitch

Mets home run apple that reads “Mets Magic”

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Mets-Nationals umpires clearly not in agreement here

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

It's just very hot. Hard to think about things like working or MLB trade when it's just so hot. I'm just thinking about hot

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

On the one hand having sports news on this site would be a boon for me and a bunch of other folks but on the other hand I am so happy to be free from the jelly-brained asskissing and ChatGPT-esque syntax of dopes like Schefter and Shams

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Pulling up to Shea Stadium in overalls is crazy

Screenshot of a YouTube video: Braves vs. Mets from 4/15/2002, as the camera pans to fans, one of whom is wearing brown overalls over a white t-shirt

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

“Honestly it feels kinda good” - me every time it begins to lightly rain while I am walking outdoors on a warm summer day with high levels of humidity

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

Mastercard commercials in 2001: Hot dog: $3 Beer: $5 Watching the game with your loved ones: Priceless Mastercard commercials in 2023: We make sure nobody commits voter fraud while voting for the MLB All-Star Game

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/07/2023

ok if we wiped all GIFs off the face of the planet except one, which one are you saving? i'm saving alonzo mourning shaking his head

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I say this with lots of love for my big beautiful first baseman: Hitting the ball to Pete Alonso and making him throw the ball several times an inning is a great strategy for overcoming a 7-run deficit

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

So Threads has - every brand - the influencers - all your acquaintances - 2 of your disgusting cousins (they smell like onion?) - Zuck But here you’ll find - Patton Oswalt - AOC - some guy named Shithead Rick who you’ve followed since 2011 - my friend Clayton who only posts in goofy limericks - NPR

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John Dorn @jsd.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Good morning to the New York Mets, who are sitting at a respectable 33-27 after playing zero games in the month of June. It’s great to have them back!

Mets catcher Francisco Alvarez flexing his large biceps at his teammates while rounding the bases after a clutch home run

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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

face turning purple and whole body shaking as you inform me that I can no longer access the perma-tab where I was forced to read the terrible opinions of strangers in an unending river of filth for literal years, turning my brain into pudding

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