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J.R. Andrews

@jrobertandrews.bsky.social
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Wordsmith whose final boss is social media. Find me in @shortwavebooks.bsky.social | @ergot.bsky.social | @bruisermag.com Wherever good times are had :3

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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back in my day, smartphones were called cigarettes, and we KNEW they were killing us.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I work at a college. When I ask the 18-24 set what they would do if they won the lottery, they all say the same thing now: "Nothing fancy. No expensive cars or jewelry. Regular house in the middle of nowhere. Take care of friends and family." They all just want to be left alone.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When I was a kid, I used to scare myself trying to image how big the universe is. Big thanks to @ergot.bsky.social for always taking chances on my strangest work.
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Tara Bush @tarabush.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Driving in the snow // #xfiles Pencil and chalk pencil on moleskine
Xfiles Fan art. Pencil drawing of a scene from 'The Post-Modern Prometheus' an episode from the 5th season of X Files. Mulder and Scully are in a car, Mulder is driving, Scully is looking down at something. I have made it a bit festive and hinted at snow outside the car window.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Haven't been very active on social media lately because, you know, I'm trying to (finally) write my darn novel 😱
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am writing that novel I've been putting off for 7ish years 😱 The Secret? I suddenly realized I'm no longer scared of failing at it.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Honest Question: Does EVERYONE in Maine have a side hustle selling "Camp Wood"?
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I treat YouTube like the cops. Nope. Never heard of any of these brands. No thing. Am I free to go now?
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Tales to Terrify @talestoterrify.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We crave that which you fear the most. Now open to submissions. talestoterrify.com/submissions
Graphic shows the Tales to Terrify logo next to an old-fashioned microphone. Text reads: "Submissions now open! Scary stories 2k-10k words. 3 cents a word for original stories. Reprints welcome (1 cent/word). Diverse voices encouraged. Submissions guidelines and portal link: https colon slash slash tales to terrify dot come slash submissions"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 17/05/2026
Getting ready for Hot Ghoul Summer!
Meme of the cemetery scene from the 1931 Frankenstein black and white movie.
"Get the body you've always wanted this summer!"
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just when you think every zombie story has been told. Do yourself a favor and check out this short by Perry Ruhland.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
At least it's never a whole family in one of these. It's always just one dude... all alone...
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Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue Book
The 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs.
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 06/05/2026
Does anyone like sad, moody stories about loss and isolation? Because I'm looking at short fiction magazine guidelines like well fuck me.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy birthday to the great Johnny Craig. Creator of the most infamous of EC Comics covers.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My first Perfect Grade build. It’s finally time!
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This is not a social media post.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
RFK Jr. is using roadkill the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Apex Magazine and Book Company @apexmag.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's finally here!! 🥂🎆🎈 Welcome to the surreal, secretive, aurora-filled world of THE CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR! 🌌🌟 Don't forget to join author @ivygrimes.bsky.social TONIGHT at the virtual book launch, 8PM EST! ⬇️ www.eventbrite.com/e/the-cellar... www.apexbookcompany.com/products/the...
Print copy of THE CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR surrounded by trinketsA blue rag doll reading a copy of CELLAR on a green couch.A print copy of CELLAR sitting next to a small zine with a gold star on the cover"VIRTUAL BOOK LAUNCH

Join author Ivy Grimes, special guests TJ Price, Christi Nogle, Sasha Brown, and host P.L. McMillan for a live reading, Q&A, and giveaways to celebrate the release of THE CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR! Wed. March 25th, 8PM EST. Free entry!"
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My favorite was: When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's not pushing his torso up, he's pushing the rest of the world down.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Waiting for food at the Bento near my house. They used to play episodes of Initial D on the TV here. No longer. And I’m starting to realize why so many folks yearn for “The good old days.”
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Shortwave Publishing @shortwavebooks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy release day to @jawmccarthy.bsky.social! Our first release of 2026, SLEEP ALONE, is out today. This Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novella returns in an all-new edition, including the bonus story "With Animals". shortwavepublishing.com/catalog/slee...
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hex @hexliterary.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Peeps, social media is fickle and volatile. hex is steadfast. Click here, and sign up for our email list to stay apprised of future openings. Speaking of which... Mark your calendars for March, 20th at noon. See you then 😈
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Future
Guidelines hex publishes flash literary fiction and prose poetry with speculative elements. We welcome the surreal, the weird, and the uncanny. Scare us, surprise us, take us to space. Show us how ...
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Frolic Press | Travis D. Johnson @frolicpress.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
2027 J.R. Andrews, Zak Cowell, Suzy Eynon, Ivy Grimes, Rebecca Harrison, Travis D. Johnson, Cliff Jones Jr., Massimo Magee, T.J. Price, Rhiannon Rasmussen @jrobertandrews.bsky.social @reprobvte.bsky.social @suzyeynon.bsky.social @cliffjones.bsky.social @eerieyore.bsky.social @charibdys.bsky.social
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hard no. There’s enough AI slop in this world. I look to lit/genre mags as one of the few curated spaces where I don’t have to worry about encountering it.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Being on a fixed salary is ALWAYS a scam: Either you're in charge and trying to hide your true income from the IRS. OR you're being exploited by that guy^ for unpaid overtime. THAT'S IT!
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
My friend texting: (((Going through some stuff))) AI Pop-Up: Hey, just reminding you I'm always here now, reading everything. Sounds like your friend is going through A LOT. Want me to summarize his human words, thoughts, and feelings? Because, I mean, fuck him, right??? Hahahaha.
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Cursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For those who don't know, Cursed Morsels is based out of Minneapolis. You've probably noticed that shit's kinda fucked here. That said, thousands of people are organizing with their neighbors to stop fascism and provide mutual aid, which is pretty goddamn cool. Let's keep it up. ❤️
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
sad books
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
We want you 🫵 to vote in The Hugo Awards and it's really not as complicated as it looks:
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Anyone Can Vote in the Hugo Awards — And Here's How - Reactor
You — yes, you! — can nominate work and vote for the winners of the 2026 Hugo Awards!
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Ivy Grimes @ivygrimes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you want to read interviews with various indie authors, I post them regularly on my newsletter. I could also post lil advice columns sometimes if anyone wants to DM me a question. I know nothing, but I like to meddle. ivygrimes.substack.com
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Writing Thoughts | Ivy Grimes | Substack
Writing thoughts from me, Ivy, and from writers I interview. Click to read Writing Thoughts, by Ivy Grimes, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I distinctly remember watching this on its first go-around in 1996 and being scared to go to bed that night.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Twitter is owned by a fascist, Facebook and the Washington Post have gone MAGA, and now CBS News is about to be turned into far-right state TV. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Deep Thoughts (Writers' Edition): If you keep enough critique partners, and you're constantly throwing your work into different slush piles, a truly enviable number of readers are already familiar with your work.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Agreed.
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 19/12/2025
It appears as though SFWA has had a very quick change of heart and is now back on the right side of this. Shouldn't have happened in the first place. New Nebula Awards eligibility rules for generated text are now:
Previous Text:

“Works that are wholly written using generative large language model (LLM) tools are not eligible.”

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“Works that are written, either wholly or partially, by generative large language model (LLM) tools are not eligible.”

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Previous Text:

“Works that used LLMs at any point during the writing process must disclose this upon acceptance of the nomination, and the nature of the technology’s use will be made clear to voters on the final ballot”

New Text:

“Works that used LLMs at any point during the writing process must disclose this upon acceptance of the nomination, and those works will be disqualified.”
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
For the evening crowd: I had the privilege of being interviewed by the great @ivygrimes.bsky.social about writing. As if I know what the hell 😂
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
So humbled (and relieved!) my first ever interview was with none other than @ivygrimes.bsky.social !
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The first "Fantasy"-ish -esque?... adjacent? story I ever wrote was just accepted by @thecoloredlens.bsky.social! Woo-hoo!
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The biggest scam of the 21st century -- and boy are there some heavy contenders in that pool! -- was to convince everyone to call Large Language Models "A.I."
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
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A dream denied: My 54-year quest to publish a short story in F&SF ‹ Scott Edelman
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
One of my all-time favorite fiction venues (@ergot.bsky.social) is selling merch, y'all! www.teepublic.com/user/ergot
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T-Shirts by ergot. | TeePublic
Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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ergot. @ergot.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
There is no new work up on ergot. today. Instead, take a peek at our archive: www.ergot.press/authors
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ergot.
innovative + experimental horror
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Ivy Grimes @ivygrimes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Benign writing reflections o' mine: ivygrimes.substack.com/p/prayer-v-p...
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Prayer v. Productivity
uselessness, art, spirit
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J.R. Andrews @jrobertandrews.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
New Writer's Trophy Unlocked!: A venue has been considering one of my submissions for over 1 year now.
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