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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ted Williams is going to be the Red Sox power bat addition for 2027
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
google “roger clemens mindy mccready” to learn more
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope Schlittler gets a warm Bostonian welcome at TD garden
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surely seeing this is a sign as I contemplate switching off of Google Docs
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot believe I got a Zelda 40th Anniversary Concert ticket in NY 😭
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
McCarthyism by and for strip mall handjob recipients.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
John Henry being the best owner in Massachusetts sports somehow:
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
Alt: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game by doing nothing.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never change Payton Tolle. Never change
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Harry Pavlidis @harrypav.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy Juan Uribe Quote Day to all who mark the occasion.
Juan Uribe's famous complaint about football "Baseball, that's what I want to watch"
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
KIRBY BOTW IS REAL
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Cristiano Ronaldo's Emotional Euro 2016 Victory
ALT: Cristiano Ronaldo's Emotional Euro 2016 Victory
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND FUCK THE YANKEES BABY LETS GO
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry y’all I was unable to watch the Sox because I was at Pokemon Worlds over the weekend. We’re now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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kwikpanik @kwikpanik.standingintheodds.com · 31/08/2026
Pokémon World Championship VGC finals was SICK
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me and the person next to me both said “CLOVERWORKS?” at the same time
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is it vibes coding or whatever the kids say when Bluesky crashes when I try to swipe between feeds.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What do you mean Chris Sale has a skyridge Charizard? What do you mean Chris Sale knows what a skyridge Charizard is?
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pick up a fucking pencil you losers
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 23/08/2026
If you think this can be reformed, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with you.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Make illegal now thank you
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat'
ALT: Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat'
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Chris Sale belly button piercing infection is an all timer in my book
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 21/07/2026
ANOTHER ONE.
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14 Straight
Stay Hot

IMAGE: A graphic featuring a photo of Caleb Durbin dropping his bat after hitting a go-ahead home run at Fenway Park overlaid on a cream colored background with an outline of fire behind him.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If Tolle isn’t going to commit to throwing just one type of breaking ball at the very least 10% of the time then he’s better off as a trade chip.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wilyer Abreu
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Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat'
Alt: Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat' Wilyer Abreu is the goat
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wilyer Abreu
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Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat'
Alt: Man Declares 'That's Why He's The Goat' Wilyer Abreu is the goat
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We do not hate these things enough
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The moment he lays down on the sick Triceratops all giddy as it simply breaths might be my favorite movie moment ever. It has been movie magic personified to me since I was little.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fly the flags at half mast. My childhood hero.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saw it during a Red Sox game the other day and audibly laughed at the gall to air it.
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
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FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That Lupita Nyong’o’s looks have made some of the most powerful men go completely insane and fight over her inclusion in this movie only goes to prove that Nolan casting her was absolutely correct bsky.app/profile/dail...
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Where is my Suki and Sokka banter
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 01/07/2026
Here's Cade Cavalli striking out Willson Contreras and screaming "sit down boy!" at him. Really nice and a great week for it. Does Manfred 1) do the obvious thing or 2) do nothing because he doesn't want a Turning Point spokesman to do a viral tweet about how he won't watch baseball anymore
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm so thankful to Becky and her mom for their trust, generosity, and strength in front of the Supreme Court. No matter what the Court says, Becky is a hero for standing up for herself and trans girls like her. Doing what's right, even when the odds are against you, is the definition of courage.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Any Dem with presidential aspirations needs to run on packing the court so severely that it gives the conservative justices heart attacks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All umpires and referees deserve to be automated, regardless the sport. Collectively as soft and pathetic as a group of people can possibly get. These games aren’t about you put the fries in the bag Nic Lentz, you asshole.
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Any updates on Michael Kay? Surely he had a point when he taunted the last place Red Sox going up against his big bad Yankees right? Surely?
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jpq617.bsky.social @jpq617.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
John Henry? Alive? At Fenway? In 2026?
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