Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I simply MUST read this in a Mid-Atlantic accent. My brain won’t let me do otherwise. 020
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m no fan of LLM’s, but the closing line here is absolutely incredible. “Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E today?” 000
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“We used AI to give a character makeup. It’s definitely just lighting though!” -Nvidia, apparently. Ugh. 011
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanTen! @tentacleteapot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected. 3122174997
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanFaolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao. 10688965130
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanDaniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLStheguardian.comBack-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cowsBrown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees 212180735022
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 18/01/2026 2234191152
Reposted by Joshua Curfmantante @tante.cc · 08/01/2026This should be a legal requirement for being allowed to sell networked devices. Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life 532057259
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025People forget that we’re trying to live in a society. The USPS is an incredible service for $30 a year. 000
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanSen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 24/11/2025Super non-controversial take: Oglaf continues to be one of the best comics on the internet. 71588
Reposted by Joshua Curfmanalyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025nobody ever believes me when I say this 7994
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/09/2025 2853502212
Reposted by Joshua Curfmanqntm @qntm.org · 23/08/2025ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul— WINDOWS: [punches me in the face] 523027578
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanNome @nome.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Let's be generous, here, and assume that by the solar system Altman wants to put the sphere outside the orbit of Neptune, and we'll just exclude the kuiper belt entirely. That would be a sphere with a diameter of 6 billion miles. Let's assume that it has the thickness of an eggshell: .3mm thick. 621347420
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanGame Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025No kings in this country! ...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑 1204143762
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanGame Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer! 55484012008
Reposted by Joshua Curfman🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Poignant #StarTrek 0222
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops. 1773396374
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/03/2025Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063 22299111718
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanRat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 01/06/2025ebi blasting you with her gay rat laser beam for pride 373438958
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanJohnnyG @lazarusbean.bsky.social · 10/05/2025media.tenor.coma collage of four pictures of a man in a red uniform with a thumbs up signALT: a collage of four pictures of a man in a red uniform with a thumbs up sign 16552150
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025any excuse to repost the greatest Tetris story ever, when a reporter went to cover early e-gaming championships and discovered that his wife was unknowingly *the world's greatest Tetris player* by a huge margin archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...archive.boston.com'Bizarro World' - The Boston Globe 11644721495
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Stock market line is going down? Hmm. Have you tried turning it off and back on again? 000
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Thank you Nintendo for the incredible new meme 417815
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/03/2025*frantically shoving sausages into my motherboard's PCIe port* WILL THIS HELP ME TRAIN AN AI???? 79013
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanSam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 03/03/2025old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.” 2814369910222
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanHere, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 22/02/2025CPAC feed on the news channel at the hotel. "We're putting forth policies to let people live their lives without government interference." Let's cut to Lying Cat: 415313
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanClaire Jackson @claire.northsky.social · 04/02/2025I just took the best picture of my life 4571761641
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 91334348
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanHaunted Museum Wanderer @museum-wanderer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Me, right now and every morning. 328526
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Oh man. I’m getting the urges again. The pipe organ urges. 020
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024And I spy a Steam logo there- no Epic exclusivity period? If so, great news! 000
Reposted by Joshua Curfmandumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024ᒪET TᕼIᔕ ᗷE ᗩ ᒪEᔕᔕOᑎ ᗩᒪᒪ IᗪEᗩᔕ ᕼᗩᐯE ᐯᗩᒪᑌE 524364
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/11/2024while my guitar gently meeps 181372282
Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Somewhere a Prog rock band is trying to figure out how best to incorporate this into their lineup. 020
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 02/09/2024Happy Labor Day 2639801237
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 22/08/2024Alongside "who built Hadrian's wall?", another great example of knowledge falling foul of 'common understanding' is scurvy. The Royal Navy discovered the cure for scurvy, won the Napoleonic War, humanity then lost that knowledge without realising, then got saved by two Norwegian guinea pigs 🧵 /1 621657645
Reposted by Joshua CurfmanMom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 24/07/2023Groggily, you rub your eyes. "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray wafts into your awareness. You look around. You must have fallen asleep in your Taco Bell booth. A man sips on a Mountain Dew. His newspaper warns of the impending Y2K bug. It was all a dream. 614534