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Joshua Curfman

@joshcurf.bsky.social
201 followers 81 following 279 posts

Nerd, maker, engineer. Lover of blankets and fireplaces. Collector of random facts.

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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, mostly because “my foot while showering” and “my foot while sitting on the couch” appear to be a portion of one of the routes. Which, as someone with ticklish feet, is somewhat non-ideal during Spider Season.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I said your truck was mid, not mid-sized. New one is too!”
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I may have been unspecific
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jacob. This is an intervention. Your people love you, but this can’t go on.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only on Tuesday’s if we’ve been really, really good.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Katie just needs a cartel to complete the triad!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I so very look forward to seeing this
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, you’re 100% right on fostering the impression on people you want to foster, but I gotta say I don’t think I’ve ever felt any kind of way about how I personally look?
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Butlerian Jihad when?
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grimbus grimble grumby
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, this seems like the only rational take rather than a nuclear one? Don’t infantilize people. It sucks and we need to just not. And stopping is actually really easy if we just gave it like 5% effort!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Threaten me with a good time
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s 100% correct, and also, VERY TIRED OF ALL THESE APOCALYPSE INDICATORS. (Thankfully it’s still a small-a apocalypse)
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, my first thought was “red could be better” but after a quick google, a lot of it looks kinda like a diseased human organ… not really better!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*The Polycule Does Oceans 11*
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a crystal-rock-energy person, but gotta say the color of this trinitite, in combination with knowledge of its formation, is a little sickly feeling? So my bet is “bad vibes.”
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, she is a Kat™️
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Dorley Hall of Posters
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is EXACTLY what stone music is haha
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It looks like someone cropdusted the room and this cat just smelled it
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tangentially, it’s frustratingly difficult to find episodes of How It’s Made these days.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So much of these lists feel like “critic-bait.” Like, yeah, these are well-made shows, but that doesn’t necessarily make them /the best/ shows. Genre stuff in general tends to get shafted too.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no I did this to my now-wife for like three years because I had a crush on her and also awful social anxiety
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, the game Far Cry 5 featured a cult that had a bunch of gospel but culty songs, and dang it those songs are catchy as heck, but also you CAN’T play most of them out loud in public
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ya gotta stop feeding the pterosaurs if you want them to stop following you around.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I simply MUST read this in a Mid-Atlantic accent. My brain won’t let me do otherwise.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*coughing laughing*
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Karmic decay on this one though
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I thought I had this collecting dog girls to love on thing figured out, but…”
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*to self* I wonder if they’re interested but will never watch it…
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, Jacob, have you seen _______? It’s so good!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lucca, do you assemble a crew to search for treasure and adventure on the Grand Line?
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brutal but fair!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From whom should we acquire a letter of marque?
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#PaleoPosting
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or they just have zero shame eventually- that would explain Lwuxana (spelling?) Troi’s whole thing.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“15% of bi men being unwilling to date other bi men” is a fascinating phenomenon that I’d be curious to learn more about.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, the character who made that reference was later revealed to be a villain from the “Mirror Universe” where Earth is a fascist hellscape, so that might work as foreshadowing of the character’s origin now, maybe?
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mirror’s Edge is a pretty good pull, yeah. Other acceptable answers include “Journey” and “Shadows of the Colossus.”
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
True, true.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just noticed I ended both of these with the phrase “sort of vibe,” which is harmless enough, yet I immediately feel the urge to melt into the Earth’s core.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Incense could work, yeah, although I had that in my mind as more of a “PS3, but only the artsy games” sort of vibe.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember- if just a disc drive problem, you can hack your Wii!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Xbox fits in more with the TV setup for sure, but I gotta say the candles won’t work. Xbox 360 is more of a “cans of Axe body spray lit on fire” sort of vibe.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to hack it so you can load all your games from an SSD.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Promises promises
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you place the candles correctly, you can use them as the sensor bar!
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We gotta get some cable management in here. Also candles.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jacob. The people need to know.
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Joshua Curfman @joshcurf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember to change your genderfluid either every 10,000 miles or annually, whichever comes first. (But feel free to do so whenever the spirit moves you.)
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