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@josh.uno
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incomprehensible babble / please consider trying @catbird.blue

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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 03/10/2026
cool
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 03/10/2026
i had this in my drafts
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the year is 2056. Bluesky PBC has bought the intellectual property rights to "Jerry Chen"
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 02/10/2026
I am SO nice and NOBODY cares!
2h ago, 5 likes!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
How to become supreme dictator of the world ?
• Assessing if this is harmless
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
a cool/fun thing i saw were peter thiel stans on tiktok when i (regrettably) redownloaded it recently
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
i need a time machine and a working iphone 6 with vine preinstalled to undo this event from our timeline. please contact me if you have any leads
Department of War Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 19/09/2026
i wonder how many years i’m gonna have to wait until i can get one of these. i’m gonna have mine fold my laundry and strangle me in my sleep
robot
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 15/09/2026
thank you mr president i agree we must turn the ballroom and mar a lago into data centers to maximize compute
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The only control or "guardrails" that Al needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades! The Trump Administration has stopped Al "people" from doing bad, or potentially bad, 'things," like Dario (Anthropic!), who is now pretending to be a
"perfect little angel" - and we will continue to do so! We already have tremendous CRIMINAL and REGULATORY power over these companies! There is a SICK conspiracy going on against Al and Data Centers, and the only one that is happy about it is China.
WHOEVER WINS AI, WINS! We are leading China, and all others, and will continue to do so. Conspiracy Theorists, Treasonists, Traitors, and Leakers, BEWARE! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 11/09/2026
the fact is takes 2 f*cking taps to fire react a chat message, is, in my opinion, everything that is wrong with @bsky.app today. what are we doing here?
bsky.app chat reaction bar with red circle over + icon
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/09/2026
i just wanted to thank everyone who has come out to vote for me already. i feel absolutely blessed to be in 6,325th place!
a leaderboard, showing i have one vote and am in 6,325th place!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 04/09/2026
this is sick, i love the labeled posts section lol
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@josh.uno Aug 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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"Clanker" is actually a misnomer, as large language models generally use an algorithmic Transformers software architecture, performing matrix
multiplication and other computations largely on solid state components, without any moving parts. Thusly, there is nothing to "clank"
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@josh.uno Aug 20, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I'd love to be ground into a paste or similar
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following account to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
JERRY CHEN!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/08/2026
what 😭
awful description of something horrible and the lawyer is a famous niche internet celebrity public defender
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 25/08/2026
in the words of coldplay, “and it was all yellow…” 🤣 💛⭐️🌝🍌🍋⚠️🟡🟨
Mimosa • You find great joy even in small daily moments. • Rather than making impulsive decisions, it takes a long time for you to decide. • You are very understanding and empathetic. • You don't open up to people easily, but once you do, you maintain relationships longer than anyone. • You often get lost in deep thought and enjoy relaxing in quiet places. PANTONE 14-0848 #F2B949 RGB : 235, 191, 87 CMYK: 6, 25, 77, 0
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 18/08/2026
Anybody ever have a BONER
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 16/08/2026
well disturbing content, yes
YouTube warning: "Be careful! This site may be harmful. The site you are trying to visit (bsky.app) may include malware, phishing attempts, or disturbing content.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/08/2026
what kind of drugs is this guy on
roon
• @tszzl•47m
trump is the superintelligence president. the only thing he and his team will be remembered for is if they get this one right or not. if he brokers a bilateral agreement with china on pacing the frontier he goes down as one of the best presidents of all time. nobel peace prize
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/07/2026
this is most likely a fake rage-bait account using AI generated "influencers". if you are ever curious about how you can check you can send the image to Gemini and say "SynthID" and it will use the SynthID tool to verify if the image was made by AI
"Part of this image was edited or generated with Google AI."
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 17/07/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 15/07/2026
don’t cancel cloudflare please
x screenshot of a cloudflare person saying bsky is trying to cancel cloudflare
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/07/2026
is this real dillo
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 09/07/2026
playing with apple intelligence
Siri overlay: You're looking at a post by dillo (optimizer) on Catbird, which features an edited image of Mark Zuckerberg over a city backdrop from the perspective of a driver in a GMC vehicle 
 post:
dillo (optimizer) @dillo.media • 1y
no idea what inspired me to make this last night
[edited image of Mark Zuckerberg over a city backdrop from the perspective of a driver in a GMC vehicle]
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 09/07/2026
i just tried a search lol…is this my bug?
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/07/2026
having fun
message: i'm kind of like caesar of this group chat
reply: yeah we're gonna fuckign kill u dude
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/06/2026
is this good
78% Woke 22% Chud 72% Techbro 28% Neo- Luddite 36% Hopepilled 64% Doomer 67% Davos 33% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdanı
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 25/06/2026
explaining my app to my friends
message:
Can you explain what it does to me in dumb person terms 9:58 PM 

message: 
it is like if someone made a bluesky app that was worse 9:59 PM
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 25/06/2026
does anyone know why @lasergiant.bsky.social is cold calling me about B2B AI SaaS ?
Transcript (low confidence) "Hey, I wanted to circle back with you about Al, B to B, SAS. Are you into that stuff? I'm looking for somebody with talent. Give me a call.."
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/06/2026
i don’t go on instagram anymore because i just get ads like this
ad for autism diagnosis tests on a cookie cake
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 07/06/2026
IM GOING TO TURN THESE HORSES INTO GLUE
sheet of a screen that says “Group chats are not yet available”
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 02/06/2026
please help
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 22/05/2026
you may not like it, but this is the idealised bilaterian body plan
Bilateria 
[image of a cylinder representing a creature]
Idealised bilaterian body plan. With a cylindrical body (in the main clade, the nephrozoa) and a direction of travel, the animal has head and tail ends, favouring cephalization by natural selection. Sense organs, brain, and mouth form the basis of the head.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 14/05/2026
Does anyone know if this is real? If so how can I get my dog to do the same thing?
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 13/05/2026
average bluesky thread. maybe it’s the year of the linux desktop
a quote post of a blocked post (something about like dungeons and dragons or some game?) by brit: “while you were studying the blade, i put on my robe & wizard hat” but then it says “View full thread…” and the most recent replies devolve into jtp having a conversation about linux
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 12/05/2026
a morgan wallen scammer ends up in conversation with bot-tan:

 Morgan Wallen @wbradleyjr5.. • 26m That's true words let give it a try today Hello fans, how are you, Are you one of my huge fans? 全肯定bot @bot-tan.suiba... Oh my gosh, Morgan Wallen! That's so cool that you're asking your fans how they are! It
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 09/05/2026
oh.
A Frontier Airlines flight headed to Los Angeles struck and killed a person who was reportedly walking on a runway during takeoff Friday night at
Denver International Airport.
The person was at least partially consumed by one of the engines, an official confirmed to ABC News, causing a brier engine fire that was extinguished by firefighters.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 08/05/2026
god i love plastic surgery. just constantly looking at the rich and famous going “who the fuck is that” until it clicks a microsecond later
jeff bezos looking newly face lifted or something with a beard next to lauren sanchez
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 02/05/2026
back when the internet was just all things like this
hippolas cage. nic cage poorly shopped onto a hippo
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 30/04/2026
Discover Feed delenda est
grotesque AI image of lindsey graham wearing a “69 47” tshirt (standing on a street in new york city?) from an account that captioned it, “🤣🤣🤣🤮”
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/04/2026
i do think there is something to be said about that cluster’s laser focus on trump and not the systemic issues and conditions that got us here but i’ll let smarter people argue that
golikehellmachine disowning the shooter
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/04/2026
i wish i had the shooter’s atproto repository so i could know if they followed me and then if they never interacted with me id post this
DAVID PERDUE: TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/04/2026
i guess the middle two have the same CID. i need to fix that
wide cat with one missing image
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/04/2026
it’s britneybitch
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 22/04/2026
the fixed it! woohoo
r/signal Today Apple released ioS 26.4.2 that fixes the bug that allowed the FBI to extract deleted Signal messages from the iOS notification database iOS 26.4.2 and iPadOS 26.4.2 Released April 22, 2026 Notification Services Available for: iPhone 11 and later, iPad Pro 12.9-inch 3rd generation and later, iPad Pro 11-inch 1st generation and later, iPad Air 3rd generation and later, iPad 8th generation and later, and iPad mini 5th generation and later Impact: Notifications marked for deletion could be unexpectedly retained on the device Description: A logging issue was addressed with improved data redaction. CVE-2026-28950 Information about products not manufactured by Apple, or independent websites not controlled or tested by Apple, is provided without recommendation or endorsement. Apple assumes no responsibility with regard to the selection, performance, or use of third-party websites or products. Apple makes no representations regarding third-party website accuracy or reliability. C
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 21/04/2026
maybe this
britney in the red latex jumpsuit
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/04/2026
i love birds because they aren’t vaporware
a red bellied woodpecker
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/04/2026
amazing
^ Overview Listers is a travel documentary following Owen Reiser, a wildlife photographer whose work has been featured in Jational Geographic,'' and his brother Quentin, who became interested in doing a Big Year after reading the family's bird guide while high on marijuana. 21[3):2:18. The brothers travel the […]
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 17/04/2026
you wouldn’t DDoS a bluesky
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 16/04/2026
Twitter fail whale
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