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Josh 🐦

@josh.uno
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incomprehensible babble / please consider trying @catbird.blue

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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 40m
LETS GO!!!!!!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 19h
i’m being ground into a powder but please don’t snort me
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
i shouldn’t be allowed to though
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
i forget i can just post things sometimes
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
i don’t think i can argue with this
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
jerry with the little star ⭐️ pimple patches
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 28/09/2026
TRVTH NVKE
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 28/09/2026
good sunday evening let’s get confused and scared for no reason
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♀️
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 28/09/2026
horrific no one has said eggplant parm
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
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Shut Up And Take My Money - Fry Meme
ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money - Fry Meme
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
forgot about him
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
my buddy eric destroyed humanity once. it was craaazy
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
How to become supreme dictator of the world ?
• Assessing if this is harmless
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
i hate kind of being a jerk but i was born in new jersey so it’s genetic
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
something soothing about this only getting 1 like after 11 hours
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
they’re saying i deserve this tummyache because i’m ontologically evil. they’re saying it’s karmic retribution for my crimes
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
she never got her day in the sun. she was never a true star like flash
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
the fediverse is for cops
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
sleep well baby
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky fucking pillow
An “All Positions PLUS” pillow
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
ty:)!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
literally just a chud criclejerk
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 27/09/2026
i have so many thoughts and opinions about this. so many interesting clashing factors
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
a cool/fun thing i saw were peter thiel stans on tiktok when i (regrettably) redownloaded it recently
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
welcome to the thoughts and opinions zone. please strap in
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
the bot has become sentient
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
hey man do you mind if i shrink you down and use you like a qtip to clean my ear
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 26/09/2026
over tine
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 24/09/2026
hey everybody, just letting folks know, i’m looking to crashout on the timeline sometime in the next 3-5 business days
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
add one to your count
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
my followers have filed a class action lawsuit alleging i knowingly provided them with posts leading to extreme secondhand embarrassment, anxiety, depression, anger, nausea, hives, ringing in the ears, among other forms of distress i deny the allegations and look forward to clearing my name in court
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
hey man i didn’t enjoy reading this
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 23/09/2026
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 22/09/2026
guy who does this to make friends
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 22/09/2026
oooh good idea i should look into this!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 22/09/2026
yea there was a big meeting everybody decided this you weren’t invited sorry
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
i need a time machine and a working iphone 6 with vine preinstalled to undo this event from our timeline. please contact me if you have any leads
Department of War Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
via Tenor
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
for example, if you spot a wild Jerry in your replies, you can usually scare him away by waving your arms and yelling things like “hellthread!” or “posters strike!”
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
don’t worry big accounts are just as scared of you as you are of them
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
one of my favorite facts about all my followers is how they and their employers endorse me and all my views
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
10 years later and i’m still pissed off the duck was racist
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 20/09/2026
🎳 + 🥬
🎳 + 🥬
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
they should make that feeling illegal
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 20/09/2026
babe tilly norwood isn’t real but we could be
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