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Joseph Fell

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Just a headless chicken asking why.

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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, they had to figure out how to get Richard E. Grant into one more episode, I suppose. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need Myha'la to stop before she talks herself into getting banished instead. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CANONICAL FIRST BOOT AMOL RAJAN, WE WON! #CelebrityTraitors
Amol Rajan, first out on celebrity traitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is our reward for having to put up with Jonathan Ross for so long last series. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THANK FUCK. #TheTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just remembered that Paloma Faith was the first kill last series, so any hope I had that James Acaster survives is now gone. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol needs to the first out for everyone's sake. He's exhausting to watch, and the comments about him are exhausting to read. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not against content creators on celeb shows, but it's so much more cringy when the rest of the cast (well most of them) are proper celebs. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Half hour until Celeb Traitors and yet there's still a non-zero percent change I'll forget about it before then.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You only do one prove with gluten free bread, which means you can shape twelve rolls before you realise that you forgot to add the yeast.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ellie was excellent, as expected. Format is a bit awkward though, but could improve in time. I'm terrible at watching interviews though, so it's all awkward to me. #strictly #ittakestwo
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shaping up to be a strong, competitive series. Now I just have to hope my stupid brain lets me enjoy it. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like John being this late in the running order, I really need him to be shit so that Katya is booted early for once. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, Lacey. I thought she'd be decent and go on a "journey", I didn't think she'd be that good from the start. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like my main complaint about every same-sex couple the show has had is that I want more in hold. It's like they're forced into doing more side to side stuff. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Already so much better than Lewis. (Sorry, I had to.) #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ITV letting BBC on the set of Emmerdale as well as letting a current actor do Strictly, times really have changed. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fear Chris & Amy are going to be the couple I hate for the pettiest reasons. The latest being they're using Kate Silverton's tango song. youtu.be/Go5ptJaolZs?...
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Kate Silverton & Aljaz Skorjanec Tango to 'No Roots' - BBC Strictly 2018
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Celebrating twelve months since my dad first got a catheter put in by sending him to the hospital for the (approximately) twelfth time over issues with his catheter.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was going to give Channel 4 Bake Off another go because of Nigella (despite never making it past Week 3 the other times I've tried) but then I remembered it's 90 minutes long, and I just can't be fucked with that.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things had been going too well, my dad got out of the car with no issue this morning, has been quite calm all day since he got home, so of course it took over 45 minutes to get him to go to bed.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All the anxiety that left me in the two (short) days I was completely alone came back with a vengeance today as I was forced to go furniture shopping.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John for first boot? #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So the only two of the new pros to get partners are the Canadian and the Brit. Hmm. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I respect that it was likely his choice not to be in a same-sex pairing, but any possible interest I had in Chris is now gone. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is really highlighting how weak the male line up is this year. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like Karen, but I really hope this year's winner doesn't peak in Week 1 and then coast of the back of it all series. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canadian AJ is not for me, I'm afraid. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The height difference between Lawrence and Jowita worries me, but she is due a decent celeb. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All my interest in this series rests on Lawrence Robb and Bethany Antonia ringer off. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, I understand why the spoilers were fucked this year now. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The problem with this is that I'm definitely going to end up liking the "fake" pairings more than the real ones. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Covid gave them the perfect launch show format and they've spent every year since trying to destroy it. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We managed to get my dad a place for respite care, but now it's happening I'm terrified of something going wrong. This week is going to be just as stressful as him being at home.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So much terrible shit has happened this year, but Zverev being handed two slams with piss-easy draws has to be right up there.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everything I learn about #EastEnders makes it clear that I'll never watch it regularly again. We're repeating mistakes from 2017 of all years now?
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I gave up on The Split because I hated what they did with Damien Molony's character. Still don't know if he was a con man pretending to be gay or the classic "evil bisexual" trope. Either way, it really soured me on Abi Morgan. Will give The Split Up a go though.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I try not to let how my sisters get to live their lives while I'm stuck helping look after my dad bother me, but today one is going to York, while I'm taking my dad for a taster day at a daycare that is guaranteed to go badly.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're trying to get my dad into respite care, but it's turning out to be yet another case of having hope dangled in front of us only to be snatched away again.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fucked up my wrist stirring a new jar of almond butter yesterday and it still hurts. My body keeps finding new ways to embarrass me.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
BBC 2 showed a James Bond themed Proms concert and a documentary about Wham last night, what is he on about??
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Channel-hoping last night.

BBC 1: Murder Police
BBC 2: American Death Murders.
ITV: Regional Murder 
C5: Death By Killing
BBC3: Mrs Brown's Boys.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How are these two minutes long wordsearch adverts that hide the fact they cost £10.80 to enter in the small print legal?
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The weekly torture session of being forced to listen to Alan Titchmarsh's interviewing while waiting for the Tesco order never gets any easier.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/dRIW78vtQeQ?...
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Dolly Parton and Brandi Carlile, “I Will Always Love You”
YouTube video by rac3m
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The only roller coaster I've ever been on was at Dollywood. I was ten and apparently willing to follow my uncle (who we were visiting) anywhere.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Palmer, Dolly Parton has been famous for two verified miracles for longer than I've been alive
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this – more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever,” Fonda said. “I never knew anyone like her.”
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