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Joseph Fell

@josephfell.bsky.social
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Just a headless chicken asking why.

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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need Hannah vs Miranda to last the whole series. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The second group aren't really living up to Ross Kemp grabbing Bash's arse. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope we see more of Michael Sheen soon, and not just in a "he's about to die/be banished" kind of way. I keep forgetting he's there. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I'm finding Julie annoying, and it's making me sad.) #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Killing James Blunt feels like the best move. It destabilises the Faithfuls because they lose their "mission leader", it puts more heat on Julie, and his whole thing will probably get annoying quickly. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are they all saying "someone was seduced" like it's their own groundbreaking theory and not just the obvious? #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if this series is nothing but Traitor banishments and recruitments? #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Should be "I don't know", obviously.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know what kind of messy game Myha'la is playing but I'm kind of in love with it. It's going to get her banished so quickly though. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, they had to figure out how to get Richard E. Grant into one more episode, I suppose. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need Myha'la to stop before she talks herself into getting banished instead. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CANONICAL FIRST BOOT AMOL RAJAN, WE WON! #CelebrityTraitors
Amol Rajan, first out on celebrity traitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is our reward for having to put up with Jonathan Ross for so long last series. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THANK FUCK. #TheTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just remembered that Paloma Faith was the first kill last series, so any hope I had that James Acaster survives is now gone. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol needs to the first out for everyone's sake. He's exhausting to watch, and the comments about him are exhausting to read. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're right. Not sure who I was thinking of when I added the caveat. (Amol probably.)
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not against content creators on celeb shows, but it's so much more cringy when the rest of the cast (well most of them) are proper celebs. #CelebrityTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remembered! Now the much harder part - will my stupid brain let me enjoy it? #CelebTraitors
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Half hour until Celeb Traitors and yet there's still a non-zero percent change I'll forget about it before then.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You only do one prove with gluten free bread, which means you can shape twelve rolls before you realise that you forgot to add the yeast.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've now forgotten about it two days in a row. I'm really not suited for watching tv live anymore. (Or watching tv at all, really. Concentrating on anything for more than two minutes is impossible atm.)
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ellie was excellent, as expected. Format is a bit awkward though, but could improve in time. I'm terrible at watching interviews though, so it's all awkward to me. #strictly #ittakestwo
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to stop muting everything in the main show that isn't dancing as well, but that's going to take time. My cringe tolerance is at an all time low. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm hoping Ellie Taylor makes It Takes Two watchable again, because I think a big part of my lack of investment is only watching the dances and not getting to know the couples. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shaping up to be a strong, competitive series. Now I just have to hope my stupid brain lets me enjoy it. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck's sake. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like John being this late in the running order, I really need him to be shit so that Katya is booted early for once. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, Lacey. I thought she'd be decent and go on a "journey", I didn't think she'd be that good from the start. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like my main complaint about every same-sex couple the show has had is that I want more in hold. It's like they're forced into doing more side to side stuff. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Already so much better than Lewis. (Sorry, I had to.) #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ITV letting BBC on the set of Emmerdale as well as letting a current actor do Strictly, times really have changed. #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really can't do this any more. Can the person who won £111m tonight give us a couple hundred grand to pay for my dad's care?
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking horror show. Absolutely horrendous.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's on his way home, which begins the real nightmare of this whole process - getting him out of the fucking uber.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss that era of #Strictly, when I used to get fully invested behind "plucky" mid-tablers, now I don't care enough. (That extends to most things though, not just Strictly.)
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fear Chris & Amy are going to be the couple I hate for the pettiest reasons. The latest being they're using Kate Silverton's tango song. youtu.be/Go5ptJaolZs?...
youtu.be
Kate Silverton & Aljaz Skorjanec Tango to 'No Roots' - BBC Strictly 2018
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Celebrating twelve months since my dad first got a catheter put in by sending him to the hospital for the (approximately) twelfth time over issues with his catheter.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was going to give Channel 4 Bake Off another go because of Nigella (despite never making it past Week 3 the other times I've tried) but then I remembered it's 90 minutes long, and I just can't be fucked with that.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things had been going too well, my dad got out of the car with no issue this morning, has been quite calm all day since he got home, so of course it took over 45 minutes to get him to go to bed.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel sick.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And my dad is coming back tomorrow, and my uncle isn't free to help pick him up so we'll have to get a taxi. There's no chance in hell that he's getting out of that taxi without issue. Not after a week away.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We spent a terrifying amount of money and I'm 100% convinced the sofa we picked is not fitting through our front door.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All the anxiety that left me in the two (short) days I was completely alone came back with a vengeance today as I was forced to go furniture shopping.
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John for first boot? #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amy being the dullest female pro doesn't help either. Sorry. (Note I said dullest not the worst, that's someone else in this group.) #Strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So the only two of the new pros to get partners are the Canadian and the Brit. Hmm. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I respect that it was likely his choice not to be in a same-sex pairing, but any possible interest I had in Chris is now gone. #strictly
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Joseph Fell @josephfell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not that I'm listening to a word they're saying. I'm still reeling from being mildly attracted to the dog guy. #strictly
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